Re: tOfficial All Encompassing Cruise Thread (except for Tom)

by **DWags** 2018-02-25, 19:44

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Post pictures of a sharpie in your anus.

This was the right answer.

by **DWags** 2018-02-25, 19:48

By the way, do we know for sure this isn’t one of those Russian BOTS that stole the election fro Bernie?

by **kingstonlake** 2018-02-25, 19:48

sεяεηιτλ wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

I respect your honesty.

Are you good at basketball? We have a D-1 level poster here who is very capable of running the point and leading this team to the final 4. It's always good to have a deep roster is he runs off to Europe for a few months.

Sorry, terrible at basketball. And i'm about 30 lbs over weight.

You'll do fine here.

by **DWags** 2018-02-25, 19:49

kingstonlake wrote:
sεяεηιτλ wrote:

Sorry, terrible at basketball. And i'm about 30 lbs over weight.

You'll do fine here.

OTPT 11
Russian Bot 7

by sεяεηιτλ 2018-02-25, 19:51

Was there such a thing as "russian bots" on 4/22/2014?

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-02-25, 20:04

sεяεηιτλ wrote:Was there such a thing as "russian bots" on 4/22/2014?

Actually, we're all Russian bots.
Except for Travis, he's North Korean

by MSU addict 2018-02-25, 20:06

sεяεηιτλ wrote:Your husband is almost as ugly as me. What's it like banging him? I'd like some advice on knowing what my wife is thinking and if she's going to leave me. TIA

Relax, your wife is never going to leave you unless she is convinced one of the other guys she is banging will marry her. And lets face it, that is not going to happen.

by Guest 2018-02-25, 20:09

MSU addict wrote:
sεяεηιτλ wrote:Your husband is almost as ugly as me. What's it like banging him? I'd like some advice on knowing what my wife is thinking and if she's going to leave me. TIA
Relax, your wife is never going to leave you unless she is convinced one of the other guys she is banging will marry her. And lets face it, that is not going to happen.

Cold.

by **Dendrobates** 2018-02-25, 20:12

sεяεηιτλ wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I was about to say.... all are always welcome here .

But then you called yourself a 5 Star poster.

Your husband is almost as ugly as me. What's it like banging him? I'd like some advice on knowing what my wife is thinking and if she's going to leave me. TIA

Your wife is already thinking of leaving you, because she’s tired of pretending she can feel your dick.

by sεяεηιτλ 2018-02-25, 20:16

Dendrobates wrote:
sεяεηιτλ wrote:

Your husband is almost as ugly as me. What's it like banging him? I'd like some advice on knowing what my wife is thinking and if she's going to leave me. TIA

Your wife is already thinking of leaving you, because she’s tired of pretending she can feel your dick.

Insecure about your own hallway for your husbands hotdog? That's the only explanation for this attack

by **Dendrobates** 2018-02-25, 20:22

sεяεηιτλ wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

Your wife is already thinking of leaving you, because she’s tired of pretending she can feel your dick.

Insecure about your own hallway for your husbands hotdog? That's the only explanation for this attack

Not at all. I’ve been blessed with one tight cooter.

I’m sorry my insight hit a nerve , but you’ll come around to acceptance in time. No worries.

by **The Pantry** 2018-02-25, 20:37

sεяεηιτλ wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

Your wife is already thinking of leaving you, because she’s tired of pretending she can feel your dick.

Insecure about your own hallway for your husbands hotdog? That's the only explanation for this attack

Look, d-bag. You started the attack on the only female on this board. Think I speak for all of us in saying she's like a sister, daughter, or grand daughter to all.

You're either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. Apologize to Dendro or GTFO

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-02-25, 20:50

The Pantry wrote:
sεяεηιτλ wrote:

Insecure about your own hallway for your husbands hotdog? That's the only explanation for this attack
Look, d-bag. You started the attack on the only female on this board. Think I speak for all of us in saying she's like a sister, daughter, or grand daughter to all.

You're either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. Apologize to Dendro or GTFO

or great, great granddaughter.

Sincerely,

Goose

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-25, 20:58

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Look, d-bag. You started the attack on the only female on this board. Think I speak for all of us in saying she's like a sister, daughter, or grand daughter to all.

You're either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. Apologize to Dendro or GTFO
or great, great granddaughter.

Sincerely,

Goose

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by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-02-25, 21:02

You know sister porn is a big thing on Porn Hub. Just sayin'.

by **steveschneider** 2018-02-25, 21:15

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Post pictures of a sharpie in your anus.

lol lol!!!

by **Code_Warrior** 2018-02-25, 21:36

Post, or don't post. IDGAF. That being said, I suck. I come, I go, nobody gives a fuck and neither do I. But if I'm going to post, I'll post here instead of tRCMB. I quit posting over there when tSwill was born. I just lurk over there now. Fuck it, why am I talking to you anyway? Go away. Or not.

by Clarett's Folly 2018-02-25, 21:39

Code_Warrior wrote:Post, or don't post. IDGAF. That being said, I suck. I come, I go, nobody gives a fuck and neither do I. But if I'm going to post, I'll post here instead of tRCMB. I quit posting over there when tSwill was born. I just lurk over there now. Fuck it, why am I talking to you anyway? Go away. Or not.

I give a fuck.

by **Code_Warrior** 2018-02-25, 21:43

Clarett's Folly wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:Post, or don't post. IDGAF. That being said, I suck. I come, I go, nobody gives a fuck and neither do I. But if I'm going to post, I'll post here instead of tRCMB. I quit posting over there when tSwill was born. I just lurk over there now. Fuck it, why am I talking to you anyway? Go away. Or not.

I give a fuck.

Just when I think people couldn't care lees about me, and I was rolling, going all loner and shit, and then you say that, AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

by **Dendrobates** 2018-02-25, 21:55

The Pantry wrote:
sεяεηιτλ wrote:

Insecure about your own hallway for your husbands hotdog? That's the only explanation for this attack
Look, d-bag. You started the attack on the only female on this board. Think I speak for all of us in saying she's like a sister, daughter, or grand daughter to all.

You're either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. Apologize to Dendro or GTFO

Awww Pantry, that was so sweet of you. You make me feel special.

by **Dendrobates** 2018-02-25, 21:56

Code_Warrior wrote:Post, or don't post. IDGAF. That being said, I suck. I come, I go, nobody gives a fuck and neither do I. But if I'm going to post, I'll post here instead of tRCMB. I quit posting over there when tSwill was born. I just lurk over there now. Fuck it, why am I talking to you anyway? Go away. Or not.

I like you CW. You're an ok dude.

by Clarett's Folly 2018-02-25, 22:06

Code_Warrior wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:

I give a fuck.
Just when I think people couldn't care lees about me, and I was rolling, going all loner and shit, and then you say that, AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Yeah, dude, you're alright.

by sεяεηιτλ 2018-02-25, 22:23

The Pantry wrote:
sεяεηιτλ wrote:

Insecure about your own hallway for your husbands hotdog? That's the only explanation for this attack
Look, d-bag. You started the attack on the only female on this board. Think I speak for all of us in saying she's like a sister, daughter, or grand daughter to all.

You're either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. Apologize to Dendro or GTFO

Sorry, not sorry. She started the drama with a shot across the bow. Reminds me of Ricks bar stars who would start drama but had a cousin sitting in the corner there to back her up so she had no prob running her mouth. You're the idiot cousin. Problem is I ain't afraid of no ghost

by **Code_Warrior** 2018-02-25, 22:34

Dendrobates wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:Post, or don't post. IDGAF. That being said, I suck. I come, I go, nobody gives a fuck and neither do I. But if I'm going to post, I'll post here instead of tRCMB. I quit posting over there when tSwill was born. I just lurk over there now. Fuck it, why am I talking to you anyway? Go away. Or not.

I like you CW. You're an ok dude.

I'm getting verklempt.... This may well be my last post. Why? Cuz I'm in Miami getting ready to board a cruise ship in the morning and I'll be fat, drunk, and stupid until next Saturday on the Carnival Sensation!

Woo hoo!

by **Rocinante** 2018-02-25, 22:36

Yeah. You can go.

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-02-25, 22:39

Code_Warrior wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

I like you CW. You're an ok dude.
I'm getting verklempt.... This may well be my last post. Why? Cuz I'm in Miami getting ready to board a cruise ship in the morning and I'll be fat, drunk, and stupid until next Saturday on the Carnival Sensation!

Woo hoo!

What will you be after next Saturday?
Wink

by **Code_Warrior** 2018-02-25, 22:42

I.B. Fine wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
I'm getting verklempt.... This may well be my last post. Why? Cuz I'm in Miami getting ready to board a cruise ship in the morning and I'll be fat, drunk, and stupid until next Saturday on the Carnival Sensation!

Woo hoo!
What will you be after next Saturday?

Less fat, less drunk, less stupid, more cold.

by **y2kMgrad** 2018-02-25, 22:54

Code_Warrior wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

I like you CW. You're an ok dude.
I'm getting verklempt.... This may well be my last post. Why? Cuz I'm in Miami getting ready to board a cruise ship in the morning and I'll be fat, drunk, and stupid until next Saturday on the Carnival Sensation!

Woo hoo!

Never been on a cruise. Probably never will either only because my wife staunchly refuses. Not really sure why, but I think it's a claustrophobia thing. I don't get it. I love being fat drunk and stupid. Wish I was going tomorrow.

by **InTenSity** 2018-02-25, 23:04

Code_Warrior wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

I like you CW. You're an ok dude.
I'm getting verklempt.... This may well be my last post. Why? Cuz I'm in Miami getting ready to board a cruise ship in the morning and I'll be fat, drunk, and stupid until next Saturday on the Carnival Sensation!

Woo hoo!

We coulda hung out.

by **Code_Warrior** 2018-02-25, 23:09

y2kMgrad wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
I'm getting verklempt.... This may well be my last post. Why? Cuz I'm in Miami getting ready to board a cruise ship in the morning and I'll be fat, drunk, and stupid until next Saturday on the Carnival Sensation!

Woo hoo!

Never been on a cruise. Probably never will either only because my wife staunchly refuses. Not really sure why, but I think it's a claustrophobia thing. I don't get it. I love being fat drunk and stupid. Wish I was going tomorrow.

I'll drink a few for you! It may not help you feel any better, but it'll sure as hell get me on my way!

by **Code_Warrior** 2018-02-25, 23:16

InTenSity wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
I'm getting verklempt.... This may well be my last post. Why? Cuz I'm in Miami getting ready to board a cruise ship in the morning and I'll be fat, drunk, and stupid until next Saturday on the Carnival Sensation!

Woo hoo!
We coulda hung out.

Sorry dude, got here late 2nd half of the game, watched the last 5 minutes in the hotel, then we were all beat, so we took naps. Then we went to that mall thingy across the street where Bubba Gump, Hooters, and Hard Rock Cafe are and we hung out there for a while. Cool place that mall thingy.

by **Heat Miser** 2018-02-25, 23:26

Code_Warrior wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
I'm getting verklempt.... This may well be my last post. Why? Cuz I'm in Miami getting ready to board a cruise ship in the morning and I'll be fat, drunk, and stupid until next Saturday on the Carnival Sensation!

Woo hoo!
We coulda hung out.
Sorry dude, got here late 2nd half of the game, watched the last 5 minutes in the hotel, then we were all beat, so we took naps. Then we went to that mall thingy across the street where Bubba Gump, Hooters, and Hard Rock Cafe are and we hung out there for a while. Cool place that mall thingy.

Bayside Marketplace

by **Code_Warrior** 2018-02-25, 23:32

Heat Miser wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
Sorry dude, got here late 2nd half of the game, watched the last 5 minutes in the hotel, then we were all beat, so we took naps. Then we went to that mall thingy across the street where Bubba Gump, Hooters, and Hard Rock Cafe are and we hung out there for a while. Cool place that mall thingy.

Bayside Marketplace

Yeah, that's it! Cool place. Lights look fantastic at night.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-25, 23:55

I’m not sure how i could possibly pick one from hooters, hard rock, and bubba gump

by **Cameron** 2018-02-25, 23:59

steveschneider wrote:If you need convincing you ain’t going to last. Go suck your own dick.

So help my fuck, I agree with steve.

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by sεяεηιτλ 2018-02-26, 00:04

Rocinante wrote:Yeah. You can go.

Sure can. Problem is, not sure that I will. But I may. Though I may not. Will try to be less edgy though no matter what the decision.

by **Heat Miser** 2018-02-26, 00:12

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I’m not sure how i could possibly pick one from hooters, hard rock, and bubba gump

Twin Peaks is way better than Hooters but a bit of a hike.

by **Cameron** 2018-02-26, 00:16

sεяεηιτλ wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Yeah. You can go.

Sure can. Problem is, not sure that I will. But I may. Though I may not. Will try to be less edgy though no matter what the decision.

Bitch, if you can't stand the heat, get the fuck outta the kitchen. We don't need no bitch ass typers on tswill. If you have to ask, this shit ain't for you. Grow a pair or GTFO.

by **steveschneider** 2018-02-26, 07:40

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:If you need convincing you ain’t going to last. Go suck your own dick.

So help my fuck, I agree with steve.

lol!!!

by **Dendrobates** 2018-02-26, 08:02

sεяεηιτλ wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Look, d-bag. You started the attack on the only female on this board. Think I speak for all of us in saying she's like a sister, daughter, or grand daughter to all.

You're either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. Apologize to Dendro or GTFO

Sorry, not sorry. She started the drama with a shot across the bow. Reminds me of Ricks bar stars who would start drama but had a cousin sitting in the corner there to back her up so she had no prob running her mouth. You're the idiot cousin. Problem is I ain't afraid of no ghost

You think I started it because of your claim as a 5 Star poster? I don’t know who the fuck you are, and no one here is a 5 Star poster.

Jesus, don’t dish it if you can’t take it. We feed on the weak.

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