tSwill Injury Report

by **Turtleneck** 2018-11-12, 17:30

If you are injured please post it here along with your status.

Turtleneck: Sore right foot. Probable for posting throughout the week.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-11-12, 17:58

I have a deep ego bruise.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-11-12, 17:59

tTy is a scratch. Moderator decision.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-11-12, 18:00

Blenche is physically healthy but is academically ineligible.

by **Cameron** 2018-11-12, 18:06

I'm day-to-day with a mild hangover.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-11-12, 18:13

I’m afflicted with hypocritism.

by **The Pantry** 2018-11-12, 18:24

Turtleneck wrote:If you are injured please post it here along with your status.

Turtleneck: Sore right foot. Probable for posting throughout the week.

Foot? Sounds more like a poosting injury.

Got up to shit 4 times last night...very loose. Gut was loud as hell at work today...so bad it startled a co-worker like 6 feet away. 4 more shits on company time. Suspecting a colitis flare up. Fortunately, no blood. Will be a game time decision on Saturday.

by aualum06 2018-11-12, 18:29

Fatness

by **kingstonlake** 2018-11-12, 18:32

tGreenWay wrote:I’m afflicted with hypocritism.

Toughen up. Suit up!

by **Turtleneck** 2018-11-12, 18:46

kingstonlake wrote:Blenche is physically healthy but is academically ineligible.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2018-11-12, 18:55

Battery in my pacemaker is dying and my doctor doesn't work with my insurance company any longer. It's been nice knowing you guys.

by **duffy munn** 2018-11-12, 19:01

Hitch in my giddy-up. Game time decision.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-11-12, 19:02

kingstonlake wrote:Blenche is physically healthy but is academically ineligible.

I thought he had index finger tendonitis?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-11-12, 19:13

Feelings: hurt. Hate when I get questioned about things i say.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-11-12, 19:50

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Feelings: hurt. Hate when I get questioned about things i say.

by **DWags** 2018-11-12, 20:01

Out indefinitely with microphallus. Career ending actually.

by **kingstonlake** 2018-11-12, 20:13

DWags wrote:Out indefinitely with microphallus. Career ending actually.

That's not a very big problem buddy.

by **Death Roe** 2018-11-12, 20:53

Diarrhea. Day-to-day.

by **DWags** 2018-11-12, 20:58

kingstonlake wrote:
DWags wrote:Out indefinitely with microphallus. Career ending actually.

That's not a very big problem buddy.

Depends if you’re my wife I guess.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2018-11-12, 21:10

Burned my finger while making garlic butter tonight. Worth it

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2018-11-12, 21:28

I’m fine. Good to go

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-11-12, 21:45

Pinched nerve in shoulder hurts from time to time. Getting sick. I'm questionable to return.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2018-11-12, 21:48

Shouldn't have let that stripper fart on my pillow

by **kingstonlake** 2018-11-12, 21:54

Sprained ankle, pulled hammy, and partially torn ACL. Upgraded to #2 on the depth chart at punter.

by **Rocinante** 2018-11-12, 21:58

Chlamydia. Probable.

by **NigelUno** 2018-11-12, 22:21

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:If you are injured please post it here along with your status.

Turtleneck: Sore right foot. Probable for posting throughout the week.
Foot? Sounds more like a poosting injury.

Got up to shit 4 times last night...very loose. Gut was loud as hell at work today...so bad it startled a co-worker like 6 feet away. 4 more shits on company time. Suspecting a colitis flare up. Fortunately, no blood. Will be a game time decision on Saturday.

You probably forgot to full bake one of those half baked pizzas.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-11-12, 22:22

NigelUno wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Foot? Sounds more like a poosting injury.

Got up to shit 4 times last night...very loose. Gut was loud as hell at work today...so bad it startled a co-worker like 6 feet away. 4 more shits on company time. Suspecting a colitis flare up. Fortunately, no blood. Will be a game time decision on Saturday.

You probably forgot to full bake one of those half baked pizzas.

This.

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-11-12, 22:25

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Shouldn't have let that stripper fart on my pillow

Yea, on the 'pillow', puffy cheeks Wink

by **tGreenWay** 2018-11-12, 23:20

tGreenWay wrote:I’m afflicted with hypocritism.

And I’m not so much injured with hypocritism as I am inured with it.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-11-12, 23:23

kingstonlake wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I’m afflicted with hypocritism.

Toughen up. Suit up!

Please see my most recent post. I’ve been upgraded to Probable status.

by Bill Cain 2018-11-12, 23:25

I’m crazy but hey, at least I have a big penis and girls find me handsome

by **tGreenWay** 2018-11-12, 23:32

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Shouldn't have let that stripper fart on my pillow

by **kingstonlake** 2018-11-12, 23:35

Bill Cain wrote:I’m crazy but hey, at least I have a big penis and girls find me handsome

I'd play up the big penis angle if I were you.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-11-12, 23:42

kingstonlake wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:I’m retarded but hey, at least I have a big penis and girls find me handsome

I'd play up the big penis angle if I were you.

Not so fast. Bill misunderstood those women; they actually think he’s a big dick, and his use of certain words proves that.

by **steveschneider** 2018-11-13, 09:54

I have floating anxiety.

by **Nordic** 2018-11-13, 10:32

100% healthy and ready to go

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-11-13, 10:38

I'm out for the season with Dontgiveafuckitis.

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-11-13, 11:08

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm out for the season with Dontgiveafuckitis.

You sound like a millennial.

by **The Pantry** 2018-11-13, 18:28

NigelUno wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Foot? Sounds more like a poosting injury.

Got up to shit 4 times last night...very loose. Gut was loud as hell at work today...so bad it startled a co-worker like 6 feet away. 4 more shits on company time. Suspecting a colitis flare up. Fortunately, no blood. Will be a game time decision on Saturday.

You probably forgot to full bake one of those half baked pizzas.

You don't know what you're missing. Jet's light bake deep dish is perfect. Cheese is nice and stringy. Crust comes out with a nice little crunch instead of being burnt to death. Also, light bake is perfect for reheating on a hot pizza stone. Reheating their normal bake pizza the slices usually come out like rocks with an overdone layer of cheese on top.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-11-13, 22:52

I.B. Fine wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm out for the season with Dontgiveafuckitis.
You sound like a millennial.

Don't lump me in with OTPT. Not cool.

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