Re: tSwill Injury Report

by **tGreenWay** Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:37 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm out for the season with Dontgiveafuckitis.

Also the reason your wife won’t sex you up anymore for the rest of your life.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:38 am

Dry eye.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:23 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I'm out for the season with Dontgiveafuckitis.

Also the reason your wife won’t sex you up anymore for the rest of your life.

The only reason?

by **DWags** Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:52 am

Shit, I think I have anatidaephobia

by AvgMSUJoe Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:56 am

So, do I have like a dandruff thing going on or am I finally going bald?

(Mid 40's, any day now I expect all my hairs to fall out.)

by AvgMSUJoe Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:56 am

DWags wrote:Shit, I think I have anatidaephobia

AFLAC MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

by **tGreenWay** Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:20 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Also the reason your wife won’t sex you up anymore for the rest of your life.

The only reason?

She only needs one.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:25 am

DWags wrote:Shit, I think I have anatidaephobia

Probably just Oregon scouting you in case we play each other in a bowl game.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:42 pm

Any one of the following might keep me out:

Post-nasal drip.

Heartbreak of psoriasis.

Tidy Bowl Man won’t get out of my tank.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:43 pm

Cough due to cold.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:19 am

I just have a case of the tired.

by **duffy munn** Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:44 am

Anal glaucoma.

Just can't see my ass being able to play.

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:59 am

duffy munn wrote:Anal glaucoma.

Just can't see my ass being able to play.

by **I.B. Fine** Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:21 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Any one of the following might keep me out:

Tidy Bowl Man won’t get out of my tank.

Sounds like a euphemism for something.....
NTTAWWT

by **Rocinante** Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:12 pm

Diarrhea. Out 1-2 days.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:22 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Any one of the following might keep me out:

Tidy Bowl Man won’t get out of my tank.

Sounds like a euphemism for something.....
NTTAWWT

He blue all over.

by **I.B. Fine** Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:34 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:

Sounds like a euphemism for something.....
NTTAWWT

He blue all over.

I see, sounds like you find yourself in a sticky situation.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:50 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

He blue all over.

I see, sounds like you find yourself in a sticky situation.

No doubt. Is my face flushed?

by **I.B. Fine** Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:13 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:

I see, sounds like you find yourself in a sticky situation.

No doubt. Is my face flushed?

I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you mention it, I can see it written all over your face.
...sort of runny writing.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:20 pm

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

No doubt. Is my face flushed?

I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you mention it, I can see it written all over your face.
...sort of runny writing.

It’s the bathroom, so I’ll just wipe myself clean.

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