Geographically, Where Does "Up North" End?

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:48 pm

We spend all our time talking about where it begins, but where does it end?

If you believe that Up North is the Northern Lower and it’s insulting to refer to the UP by anything other than its name, does it end in Mackinaw City or St. Ignace?

For others, is it Sault Ste. Marie, Copper Harbor, or maybe Bessemer? Or maybe it never ends and just keep going into infinity? How do I know when I have went from Up North to something else?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:51 pm

Up north ends when you get past the north and end up in heaven turtleneck.

by AvgMSUJoe Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:53 pm

When the black flies pick the last ounce of meat from your bones, I think.

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:54 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Up north ends when you get past the north and end up in heaven turtleneck.

I thought Up North was Heaven?

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:02 pm

Uranus

by **tGreenWay** Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:17 pm

I’m my mind, it’s an impossibility. Spiritually, I’m never not Up North.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:17 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Up north ends when you get past the north and end up in heaven turtleneck.

I thought Up North was Heaven?

That’s Iowa, dumbass.

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:19 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I’m my mind, it’s an impossibility. Spiritually, I’m never not Up North.

I like this. Up north is a state of mind not a physical location.

by **Cameron** Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:27 pm

I was gonna say it ends about halfway into Lake Superior, but fuck that, we're claiming the whole thing. Up North ends at Canada. Bound by Wisconsin to the west, I suppose.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:29 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I’m my mind, it’s an impossibility. Spiritually, I’m never not Up North.

I like this. Up north is a state of mind not a physical location.

Thanks for repeating what I just said. Rolling Eyes

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:37 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I like this. Up north is a state of mind not a physical location.

Thanks for repeating what I just said.

I take it back. It was the dumbest thing ever posted on this board, maybe in the history of the internet.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:08 pm

Lake Lansing Road?

by **tGreenWay** Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:12 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Thanks for repeating what I just said.

I take it back. It was the dumbest thing ever posted on this board, maybe in the history of the internet.

Too late to take it back. Geographically, Where Does "Up North" End? 2809484752

Geographically, Where Does "Up North" End? 2275418548

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:18 pm

The bridge.

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:59 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:The bridge.

Which one, bro?

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:01 pm

Also, didn't something happen to OTPT on the Cut River Bridge? I think that is where Up North ends for him.

by **DWags** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:11 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:The bridge.

Which one, bro?

Zilwaukee

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:24 pm

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Which one, bro?

Zilwaukee

Are you sure? WBH said Up North ends at Birch Run.

by **DWags** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:26 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

Zilwaukee

Are you sure? WBH said Up North ends at Birch Run.

I think that’s where flat earthers say it ends. They saw a bunch of cats pushing shit off the ledge there.

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:28 pm

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Are you sure? WBH said Up North ends at Birch Run.

I think that’s where flat earthers say it ends. They saw a bunch of cats pushing shit off the ledge there.

Isn't there a diner there that gives 47lbs of bacon with every order? Flat earthers like bacon with their conspiracies.

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:36 pm

When you can see the areola borealis you're there.

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:42 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:When you can see the areola borealis you're there.

Is that a store in Birch Run?

by **The Pantry** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:47 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:When you can see the areola borealis you're there.

by aualum06 Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:51 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:When you can see the areola borealis you're there.

He said end

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:52 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:When you can see the areola borealis you're there.

Is that a store in Birch Run?

More like a bar in Harrison.

by **DWags** Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:55 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

I think that’s where flat earthers say it ends. They saw a bunch of cats pushing shit off the ledge there.

Isn't there a diner there that gives 47lbs of bacon with every order? Flat earthers like bacon with their conspiracies.

I once stopped to get a sandwich for the road there. I finished it in Georgia

by **duffy munn** Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:59 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Lake Lansing Road?

Dewitt

by **Turtleneck** Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:44 pm

duffy munn wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Lake Lansing Road?

Dewitt

Will Dewitt upgrade its downtown to compete with Okemos?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:59 pm

Up north is wherever you want it to be.

by **Jake from State Farm** Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:21 am

Turtleneck wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Dewitt

Will Dewitt upgrade its downtown to compete with Okemos?

They just put in a new traffic light, what more could you ask for?

by **Turtleneck** Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:28 am

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Will Dewitt upgrade its downtown to compete with Okemos?

They just put in a new traffic light, what more could you ask for?

Do they have a Barnes and Noble?

by **Jake from State Farm** Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:38 am

Turtleneck wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:

They just put in a new traffic light, what more could you ask for?

Do they have a Barnes and Noble?

They're building a new city hall so a Barnes and Noble can't be far behind.

by **Turtleneck** Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:47 am

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Do they have a Barnes and Noble?

They're building a new city hall so a Barnes and Noble can't be far behind.

Is the clock tower still broken?

by **Jake from State Farm** Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:32 am

Turtleneck wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:

They're building a new city hall so a Barnes and Noble can't be far behind.

Is the clock tower still broken?

They have a clock tower?

Oh, and the church downtown is now a brewery. Mass is held Friday night.

A senior citizen development is also being built just south of the post office. The place is booming.

by **Turtleneck** Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:22 am

Dewitt: where up north ends and the rest of your life begins.

by **duffy munn** Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:10 am

Turtleneck wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Dewitt

Will Dewitt upgrade its downtown to compete with Okemos?

Crazy talk

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:26 am

Literally landed on Mackinac Island ten minutes ago to All Summer Long blaring. Thought of tSwill.

by **Turtleneck** Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:43 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Literally landed on Mackinac Island ten minutes ago to All Summer Long blaring. Thought of tSwill.

No wonder Bob doesn’t go up north.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:20 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Literally landed on Mackinac Island ten minutes ago to All Summer Long blaring. Thought of tSwill.

sounds like I'd really love it up there. What's not to love? I should check it out. Bet I'd really, REALLY love it.

#WhitePeople

by **The Pantry** Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:26 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Literally landed on Mackinac Island ten minutes ago to All Summer Long blaring. Thought of tSwill.
sounds like I'd really love it up there. What's not to love? I should check it out. Bet I'd really, REALLY love it.

#WhitePeople

racist

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