tOfficial I Hate the Fucking Sun Devils Game Thread

by **Nordic** 2019-09-14, 08:23

Remember when ASU hired Herm Edwards? We all laughed our ass off when he didn't know his new team were called Devils. Fresh off a promising 10-3 2017 season, we were all licking our chops at the thought of playing ASU with a retread NFL coach.

Remember what happened down in Tempe? I sure as hell do. We jumped out to an early lead (which could of been more) before a fat ass NT single handedly wrecked our entire offensive line. Our defense melted in the in 4th quarter heat and it was the begining of the end for the 2018 season. The team was never right after that game.

And I now fucking HATE the Sun Devils for it. Jake Plummer, Todd Heap, Terrell Suggs, that stork Brock Osweiler were all fun little players/teams to root for back in the day. But fuck them now. I loathe this team. Fucking hate them.

We've all read the scouting report on their OL and freshie QB, but make no mistake this is going to a rock fight. They'll line up another fat fuck over our center and try to give us problems and they still have Eno Benjamin.

So get the fuck up, grab a god damn rock and meet me in East Lansing. I'm coming in hot.

#SpeedInNeon

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2019-09-14, 08:26

I was wondering if I was going to have to make another drunken game thread at the stadium. Good work Nordic.

We're gonna fuck these fucks right in the b hole! Go green!

by **kingstonlake** 2019-09-14, 09:13

FTR, I said Edwards was a good hire.....Just sayin tOfficial I Hate the Fucking Sun Devils Game Thread 328670334

Now blow these fools out!

by **steveschneider** 2019-09-14, 09:29

I’ve had a rough week. Could use a good Spartan win to lift my spirits.

by **Cameron** 2019-09-14, 09:42

I feel a skullfucking coming on.

by **Rocinante** 2019-09-14, 13:51

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I was wondering if I was going to have to make another drunken game thread at the stadium. Good work Nordic.

We're gonna fuck these fucks right in the b hole! Go green!

I like how you’ll say fuck but not butt.

by AvgMSUJoe 2019-09-14, 13:58

Rocinante wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I was wondering if I was going to have to make another drunken game thread at the stadium. Good work Nordic.

We're gonna fuck these fucks right in the b hole! Go green!

I like how you’ll say fuck but not butt.

Course... Pylon isn't nasty.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-09-14, 14:13

Nordic wrote:Remember when ASU hired Herm Edwards? We all laughed our ass off when he didn't know his new team were called Devils. Fresh off a promising 10-3 2017 season, we were all licking our chops at the thought of playing ASU with a retread NFL coach.

Remember what happened down in Tempe? I sure as hell do. We jumped out to an early lead (which could of been more) before a fat ass NT single handedly wrecked our entire offensive line. Our defense melted in the in 4th quarter heat and it was the begining of the end for the 2018 season. The team was never right after that game.

And I now fucking HATE the Sun Devils for it. Jake Plummer, Todd Heap, Terrell Suggs, that stork Brock Osweiler were all fun little players/teams to root for back in the day. But fuck them now. I loathe this team. Fucking hate them.

We've all read the scouting report on their OL and freshie QB, but make no mistake this is going to a rock fight. They'll line up another fat fuck over our center and try to give us problems and they still have Eno Benjamin.

So get the fuck up, grab a god damn rock and meet me in East Lansing. I'm coming in hot.

#SpeedInNeon

Any thoughts on Pat Tillman?

by **MiamiSpartan** 2019-09-14, 14:34

I also have a less than favorable attitude toward our opponents today.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 14:45

Remember when ASU stole our AD and head football coach? Well Fuck them.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2019-09-14, 15:57

Wooooo!!!!!

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 16:09

3rd and 8 and I can't believe Lewerke threw the ball 9 yards for a 1st! Just when you think he'll throw it 6-7 yards.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 16:13

Grass looks awesome. Nice job turf people.

by **Heat Miser** 2019-09-14, 16:18

Another long day of dink and dunk.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 16:19

DL not getting any penetration.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 16:19

Floyd Robertson wrote:DL not getting any penetration.

lolz spoke too soon.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 16:25

Heat Miser wrote:Another long day of dink and dunk.

Okay, Travis is Dink and you be Dunk.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 16:26

Heckuva catch for a 1st by Cody.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 16:26

Holding.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 16:28

Fuuuuuck.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 16:29

I don't like this game yet.

by AvgMSUJoe 2019-09-14, 16:35

Spartan anxiety.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 16:35

Floyd Robertson wrote:I don't like this game yet.

It’s already clear I should’ve gone with the Under.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 16:35

Refs are not good. Should have been 3rd and 3 but they failed to blow the whistle and gave ASU two more yards.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 16:39

Whoa Collins has some serious moves.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 16:42

That was an impressive run. He’s going to break one today.

by **steveschneider** 2019-09-14, 16:53

Fuck you Arizona you non MLK day mother fuckers. Eat shit.

by **steveschneider** 2019-09-14, 16:54

Stop!!! Go Defense! Let’s get some points modern offense!!!

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 16:57

Nice gain.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 16:58

My god I love this offense.

by **steveschneider** 2019-09-14, 16:58

That’s what I’m fucking talking about! Who drew up that play??? Get that person a raise!!!

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 16:59

First!

Edit: Fuckers. Bad spot.

by **steveschneider** 2019-09-14, 17:00

Face mask call missed by some of Delaney’s goons still festering in the conference like a bad fungus.

by **steveschneider** 2019-09-14, 17:00

Fuckin refs. That was a first fucking down. Get an eye exam!!!

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 17:00

Bad call.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 17:00

Turrible spot oh noes Rocky coming in play will be predictable.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-14, 17:01

There it is.

by **steveschneider** 2019-09-14, 17:01

Get a fuck u refs chant going.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-09-14, 17:02

FU refs. Take that sneak shit.

by **steveschneider** 2019-09-14, 17:02

1st down gimmick run play. ASU all over that.

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