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Post by Rocinante 9/27/2015, 12:22 am

xsanguine wrote:That censored part should say 'n1gger'.

It's infesting tSwill, too, it appears.

Like Carlin says... it's about context. Words are just fucking sounds made with your throat. You give them power and meaning. Fuck

Funny how white people like to say that.
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Post by xsanguine 9/27/2015, 12:23 am

Rocinante wrote:
xsanguine wrote:That censored part should say 'n1gger'.

It's infesting tSwill, too, it appears.

Like Carlin says... it's about context. Words are just fucking sounds made with your throat. You give them power and meaning. Fuck

Funny how white people like to say that.

Isn't it?

Cause white people are the weak pathetic fucks making a big deal about all this shit.

Brothers don't really seem to have much of a problem with it in the proper context.
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Post by steveschneider 9/27/2015, 12:24 am

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Fuck offending people. What the fuck ever happened to sticks and stones? That old saying used to be the fucking operating principle. Now everyone's a fucking pansy.

I was fucking speechless.... I literally look over to where a new guy's office is being set up and it's a Jewish last name... don't see a lot of those in Michigan, especially west Michigan... so I happen to just say "Fischmeyer... eh, a Jewish name" to the few people around me and everything got quiet like I said '******' or something.

I was told to say "a name of Jewish descent".

Happened two weeks ago, I'm still salty.

I got a bunch of fucking millenials sitting around me where my tickets for football and scream "First down friends!" in the direction of me and my wife since we're used to calling it like it is.

I'm getting back to anger now... I'm switching off missiles (Lady Bligh/A&W) and coming back to guns (San Fernando Valley OG).

Yeah, where are you Grand Rapids? I feel like the work culture would be too up tight for me out there. Just tell em you just moved from Brooklyn and you miss all your jewish friends. It was just the high holidays so Shabbat shalome.
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Post by xsanguine 9/27/2015, 12:25 am

steveschneider wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

I was fucking speechless.... I literally look over to where a new guy's office is being set up and it's a Jewish last name... don't see a lot of those in Michigan, especially west Michigan... so I happen to just say "Fischmeyer... eh, a Jewish name" to the few people around me and everything got quiet like I said '******' or something.

I was told to say "a name of Jewish descent".

Happened two weeks ago, I'm still salty.

I got a bunch of fucking millenials sitting around me where my tickets for football and scream "First down friends!" in the direction of me and my wife since we're used to calling it like it is.

I'm getting back to anger now... I'm switching off missiles (Lady Bligh/A&W) and coming back to guns (San Fernando Valley OG).

Yeah, where are you Grand Rapids? I feel like the work culture would be too up tight for me out there. Just tell em you just moved from Brooklyn and you miss all your jewish friends. It was just the high holidays so Shabbat shalome.

Worse... have to drive up to Fremont. Thank god it's only for 3 more weeks then I switch to a GR office.
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Post by Turtleneck 9/27/2015, 12:26 am

xsanguine wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Funny how white people like to say that.

Isn't it?

Cause white people are the weak pathetic fucks making a big deal about all this shit.

Brothers don't really seem to have much of a problem with it in the proper context.

Detroit is better than GR.
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Post by xsanguine 9/27/2015, 12:29 am

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Isn't it?

Cause white people are the weak pathetic fucks making a big deal about all this shit.

Brothers don't really seem to have much of a problem with it in the proper context.

Detroit is better than GR.

Adirondacks is better than the Finger Lakes.
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Post by Turtleneck 9/27/2015, 12:31 am

xsanguine wrote:
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Detroit is better than GR.

Adirondacks is better than the Finger Lakes.

Do not expect me to disagree.
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Post by xsanguine 9/27/2015, 12:33 am

steveschneider wrote: Just tell em you just moved from Brooklyn and you miss all your jewish friends. It was just the high holidays so Shabbat shalome.

What's funny is I texted a Jewish friend of mine back in Brooklyn and told him what happened and he didn't understand why calling a Jewish person Jewish is a problem. I've been asked by Jewish people thousands of times "are you Jewish?" in that particular industry where I worked primarily with Hasids.

The Jews in Brooklyn refer to each other as Jewish but the Michigan whites, who've probably never even met a Jew, raise holy fucking hell over it.

Edit: Actually it's not funny but I wanted to start my paragraph with that.


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Post by xsanguine 9/27/2015, 12:34 am

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Adirondacks is better than the Finger Lakes.

Do not expect me to disagree.

NYC is better than Ithaca, Rochester and Syracuse and anything within that triangulation.
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Post by Turtleneck 9/27/2015, 12:35 am

Or maybe just the idiots in GR...becsuse GR sucks.
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Post by xsanguine 9/27/2015, 12:36 am

Turtleneck wrote:Or maybe just the idiots in GR...becsuse GR sucks.

This is in Fremont.
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Post by Turtleneck 9/27/2015, 12:42 am

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Do not expect me to disagree.

NYC is better than Ithaca, Rochester and Syracuse and anything within that triangulation.

Syrscuse sucks. Bad. Plus Jim B lives somewhere around there and he is an asshole. Compared to NYC, Rochester is DeWitt. Ithaca is not in Western NY. Ithaca is in Central NY..but Ithaca is the truth. I would take Ithaca over most other places in the country.


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Post by xsanguine 9/27/2015, 12:43 am

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

NYC is better than Ithaca, Rochester and Syracuse and anything within that triangulation.

Syrscuse sucks. Bad. Plus Jim B lives somewhere around there and he is an asshole. Compared to NYC, Rochester is DeWitt. Ithaca is not in Western NY.. Ithaca is in Central NY...but Ithaca is the truth. I would take Ithaca over most other places in the country.

Jesus H....
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Post by Turtleneck 9/27/2015, 12:49 am

xsanguine wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Syrscuse sucks. Bad. Plus Jim B lives somewhere around there and he is an asshole. Compared to NYC, Rochester is DeWitt. Ithaca is not in Western NY.. Ithaca is in Central NY...but Ithaca is the truth. I would take Ithaca over most other places in the country.

Jesus H....

I mean, if you hate the outdoors and engaging your intellect, Ithaca would fucking suck.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 9/27/2015, 1:10 am

I'm definitely drunk. I just soiled my door with pizza sauce. I had to wake my bitch up. Not so she could service me, but so she could do homework. Night all
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Post by xsanguine 9/27/2015, 1:11 am

Turtleneck wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Jesus H....

I mean, if you hate the outdoors and engaging your intellect, Ithaca would fucking suck.

Never been.

Been to Buffalo.
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Post by Rocinante 9/29/2015, 11:09 pm

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Post by Tim Wakefield 10/3/2015, 1:39 am

Won a little somethin at the casino tonight. Hammered now, should I put it all on black??
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Post by Tim Wakefield 10/8/2015, 12:59 am

Partyin partyin yeah
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Post by pulling69 10/9/2015, 3:29 am

Fuck you guys, 2007 Crossroads Guitar Festival is on Palladia. Drunk
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Post by kingstonlake 10/10/2015, 6:11 am

Not drunk
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Post by Ass Dan 10/17/2015, 8:56 pm

Did you know that coscto sells a $10.99 1.75 bottle of rum that's 92 proof? I'm fucked sideways rn.

P.S. Louisiana beer is bullshit. I miss Michigan so badly u guise
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Post by Cameron 10/19/2015, 7:41 am

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Post by Snake Plissken 10/19/2015, 12:19 pm

kingstonlake wrote:Not drunk
I think you missed the point of this thread.
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Post by Code_Warrior 10/24/2015, 9:00 pm

Working on it. Hot apple cider and caramel vodka. Goin down easy. Should be drunk soon. In family room, so no need to drive.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 10/24/2015, 9:01 pm

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Post by WhiteGreenShow 10/24/2015, 9:08 pm

Phone in my pocket but it worked for my state
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Post by Code_Warrior 11/15/2015, 10:49 pm

Day off tomorrow. Reds Apple Ale & Fireball. Great combo. Got a good buzz going.
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Post by Code_Warrior 11/16/2015, 12:21 am

Code_Warrior wrote:Day off tomorrow. Reds Apple Ale & Fireball. Great combo. Got a good buzz going.
I'm full on drunk in this bitch. Life is good. Also, fuck you DWags! I couldn't get drunk.last night like you and I'm jealous, so I'm getting drunk now bitch!
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Post by Guest 11/16/2015, 12:24 am

Code_Warrior wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:Day off tomorrow. Reds Apple Ale & Fireball. Great combo. Got a good buzz going.
I'm full on drunk in this bitch. Life is good. Also, fuck you DWags! I couldn't get drunk.last night like you and I'm jealous, so I'm getting drunk now bitch!

Shut the fuck up. Most normal people have work tomorrow. Enjoy your natty lights alcoholic. Drinking to make yourself feel good and then posting about it is underlying signs of depression. Seek medical advice.

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Post by xsanguine 11/16/2015, 12:30 am

heh
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Post by Code_Warrior 11/16/2015, 12:38 am

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
I'm full on drunk in this bitch. Life is good. Also, fuck you DWags! I couldn't get drunk.last night like you and I'm jealous, so I'm getting drunk now bitch!

Shut the fuck up. Most normal people have work tomorrow. Enjoy your natty lights alcoholic. Drinking to make yourself feel good and then posting about it is underlying signs of depression. Seek medical advice.

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Post by Guest 11/16/2015, 12:40 am

Code_Warrior wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Shut the fuck up. Most normal people have work tomorrow. Enjoy your natty lights alcoholic. Drinking to make yourself feel good and then posting about it is underlying signs of depression. Seek medical advice.

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You bore me.

I think you missed the Shut the fuck up part. No one cares you are a self-loathing individual with no friends drinking alone.
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Post by Code_Warrior 11/16/2015, 12:43 am

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
You bore me.

I think you missed the Shut the fuck up part. No one cares you are a self loathing individual coping with reality by drinking alcohol alone.
Boring.
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Post by SpartanInNH 11/18/2015, 9:48 pm

JUST FUCKIN' SAYIN'.  BITE ME, ALL YOU ASSHOLES.  

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 11/18/2015, 9:51 pm

SpartanInNH wrote:JUST FUCKIN' SAYIN'.  BITE ME, ALL YOU ASSHOLES.  

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Save your energy for those fucking Buckeyes
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Post by SpartanInNH 11/18/2015, 9:53 pm

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SpartanInNH wrote:JUST FUCKIN' SAYIN'.  BITE ME, ALL YOU ASSHOLES.  

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Save your energy for those fucking Buckeyes

I'LL TAKE ALL THOSE FUCKERS. FUCKING BUCKEYE FUCKERS.
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