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xsanguine wrote:That censored part should say 'n1gger'.
It's infesting tSwill, too, it appears.
Like Carlin says... it's about context. Words are just fucking sounds made with your throat. You give them power and meaning. Fuck
Funny how white people like to say that.
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Rocinante wrote:xsanguine wrote:That censored part should say 'n1gger'.
It's infesting tSwill, too, it appears.
Like Carlin says... it's about context. Words are just fucking sounds made with your throat. You give them power and meaning. Fuck
Funny how white people like to say that.
Isn't it?
Cause white people are the weak pathetic fucks making a big deal about all this shit.
Brothers don't really seem to have much of a problem with it in the proper context.
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xsanguine wrote:Code_Warrior wrote:
Fuck offending people. What the fuck ever happened to sticks and stones? That old saying used to be the fucking operating principle. Now everyone's a fucking pansy.
I was fucking speechless.... I literally look over to where a new guy's office is being set up and it's a Jewish last name... don't see a lot of those in Michigan, especially west Michigan... so I happen to just say "Fischmeyer... eh, a Jewish name" to the few people around me and everything got quiet like I said '******' or something.
I was told to say "a name of Jewish descent".
Happened two weeks ago, I'm still salty.
I got a bunch of fucking millenials sitting around me where my tickets for football and scream "First down friends!" in the direction of me and my wife since we're used to calling it like it is.
I'm getting back to anger now... I'm switching off missiles (Lady Bligh/A&W) and coming back to guns (San Fernando Valley OG).
Yeah, where are you Grand Rapids? I feel like the work culture would be too up tight for me out there. Just tell em you just moved from Brooklyn and you miss all your jewish friends. It was just the high holidays so Shabbat shalome.
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steveschneider wrote:xsanguine wrote:
I was fucking speechless.... I literally look over to where a new guy's office is being set up and it's a Jewish last name... don't see a lot of those in Michigan, especially west Michigan... so I happen to just say "Fischmeyer... eh, a Jewish name" to the few people around me and everything got quiet like I said '******' or something.
I was told to say "a name of Jewish descent".
Happened two weeks ago, I'm still salty.
I got a bunch of fucking millenials sitting around me where my tickets for football and scream "First down friends!" in the direction of me and my wife since we're used to calling it like it is.
I'm getting back to anger now... I'm switching off missiles (Lady Bligh/A&W) and coming back to guns (San Fernando Valley OG).
Yeah, where are you Grand Rapids? I feel like the work culture would be too up tight for me out there. Just tell em you just moved from Brooklyn and you miss all your jewish friends. It was just the high holidays so Shabbat shalome.
Worse... have to drive up to Fremont. Thank god it's only for 3 more weeks then I switch to a GR office.
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xsanguine wrote:Rocinante wrote:
Funny how white people like to say that.
Isn't it?
Cause white people are the weak pathetic fucks making a big deal about all this shit.
Brothers don't really seem to have much of a problem with it in the proper context.
Detroit is better than GR.
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Turtleneck wrote:xsanguine wrote:
Isn't it?
Cause white people are the weak pathetic fucks making a big deal about all this shit.
Brothers don't really seem to have much of a problem with it in the proper context.
Detroit is better than GR.
Adirondacks is better than the Finger Lakes.
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xsanguine wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Detroit is better than GR.
Adirondacks is better than the Finger Lakes.
Do not expect me to disagree.
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steveschneider wrote: Just tell em you just moved from Brooklyn and you miss all your jewish friends. It was just the high holidays so Shabbat shalome.
What's funny is I texted a Jewish friend of mine back in Brooklyn and told him what happened and he didn't understand why calling a Jewish person Jewish is a problem. I've been asked by Jewish people thousands of times "are you Jewish?" in that particular industry where I worked primarily with Hasids.
The Jews in Brooklyn refer to each other as Jewish but the Michigan whites, who've probably never even met a Jew, raise holy fucking hell over it.
Edit: Actually it's not funny but I wanted to start my paragraph with that.
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Turtleneck wrote:xsanguine wrote:
Adirondacks is better than the Finger Lakes.
Do not expect me to disagree.
NYC is better than Ithaca, Rochester and Syracuse and anything within that triangulation.
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Or maybe just the idiots in GR...becsuse GR sucks.
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Turtleneck wrote:Or maybe just the idiots in GR...becsuse GR sucks.
This is in Fremont.
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xsanguine wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Do not expect me to disagree.
NYC is better than Ithaca, Rochester and Syracuse and anything within that triangulation.
Syrscuse sucks. Bad. Plus Jim B lives somewhere around there and he is an asshole. Compared to NYC, Rochester is DeWitt. Ithaca is not in Western NY. Ithaca is in Central NY..but Ithaca is the truth. I would take Ithaca over most other places in the country.
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Turtleneck wrote:xsanguine wrote:
NYC is better than Ithaca, Rochester and Syracuse and anything within that triangulation.
Syrscuse sucks. Bad. Plus Jim B lives somewhere around there and he is an asshole. Compared to NYC, Rochester is DeWitt. Ithaca is not in Western NY.. Ithaca is in Central NY...but Ithaca is the truth. I would take Ithaca over most other places in the country.
Jesus H....
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xsanguine wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Syrscuse sucks. Bad. Plus Jim B lives somewhere around there and he is an asshole. Compared to NYC, Rochester is DeWitt. Ithaca is not in Western NY.. Ithaca is in Central NY...but Ithaca is the truth. I would take Ithaca over most other places in the country.
Jesus H....
I mean, if you hate the outdoors and engaging your intellect, Ithaca would fucking suck.
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I'm definitely drunk. I just soiled my door with pizza sauce. I had to wake my bitch up. Not so she could service me, but so she could do homework. Night all
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Turtleneck wrote:xsanguine wrote:
Jesus H....
I mean, if you hate the outdoors and engaging your intellect, Ithaca would fucking suck.
Never been.
Been to Buffalo.
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Bumpy bump bump
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Won a little somethin at the casino tonight. Hammered now, should I put it all on black??
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Partyin partyin yeah
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Fuck you guys, 2007 Crossroads Guitar Festival is on Palladia. Drunk
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Not drunk
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Did you know that coscto sells a $10.99 1.75 bottle of rum that's 92 proof? I'm fucked sideways rn.
P.S. Louisiana beer is bullshit. I miss Michigan so badly u guise
P.S. Louisiana beer is bullshit. I miss Michigan so badly u guise
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I think you missed the point of this thread.kingstonlake wrote:Not drunk
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Working on it. Hot apple cider and caramel vodka. Goin down easy. Should be drunk soon. In family room, so no need to drive.
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Phone in my pocket but it worked for my state
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Day off tomorrow. Reds Apple Ale & Fireball. Great combo. Got a good buzz going.
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I'm full on drunk in this bitch. Life is good. Also, fuck you DWags! I couldn't get drunk.last night like you and I'm jealous, so I'm getting drunk now bitch!Code_Warrior wrote:Day off tomorrow. Reds Apple Ale & Fireball. Great combo. Got a good buzz going.
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Code_Warrior wrote:I'm full on drunk in this bitch. Life is good. Also, fuck you DWags! I couldn't get drunk.last night like you and I'm jealous, so I'm getting drunk now bitch!Code_Warrior wrote:Day off tomorrow. Reds Apple Ale & Fireball. Great combo. Got a good buzz going.
Shut the fuck up. Most normal people have work tomorrow. Enjoy your natty lights alcoholic. Drinking to make yourself feel good and then posting about it is underlying signs of depression. Seek medical advice.
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You bore me.SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Code_Warrior wrote:
I'm full on drunk in this bitch. Life is good. Also, fuck you DWags! I couldn't get drunk.last night like you and I'm jealous, so I'm getting drunk now bitch!
Shut the fuck up. Most normal people have work tomorrow. Enjoy your natty lights alcoholic. Drinking to make yourself feel good and then posting about it is underlying signs of depression. Seek medical advice.
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Code_Warrior wrote:You bore me.SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Shut the fuck up. Most normal people have work tomorrow. Enjoy your natty lights alcoholic. Drinking to make yourself feel good and then posting about it is underlying signs of depression. Seek medical advice.
SD265
I think you missed the Shut the fuck up part. No one cares you are a self-loathing individual with no friends drinking alone.
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Boring.SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Code_Warrior wrote:
You bore me.
I think you missed the Shut the fuck up part. No one cares you are a self loathing individual coping with reality by drinking alcohol alone.
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JUST FUCKIN' SAYIN'. BITE ME, ALL YOU ASSHOLES.
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SpartanInNH wrote:JUST FUCKIN' SAYIN'. BITE ME, ALL YOU ASSHOLES.
Save your energy for those fucking Buckeyes
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:SpartanInNH wrote:JUST FUCKIN' SAYIN'. BITE ME, ALL YOU ASSHOLES.
Save your energy for those fucking Buckeyes
I'LL TAKE ALL THOSE FUCKERS. FUCKING BUCKEYE FUCKERS.
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FOLLOW ME, BOYS.
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