The Swill Buddy System

Very uneventful in a nice way! Cooked some things, read a lot, a card and board game. Some nba hoops on tv. How about you bro? How many days on the skis?

Why was this program abandoned? I think we need to get back to the buddy system.

Should we redo assignments turtleneck?

Since Guest abandoned me, who is my buddy?

Yeah we need to redo the assignments.

Stay away from me.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Should we redo assignments turtleneck?

Yes

I need/want a buddy!

Motown Spartan wrote:I need/want a buddy!

When I was about 15 this is what I sort of had in mind.  





Didn't work out.

As the only Quaker on this board I’m friends to all.

steveschneider wrote:As the only Quaker on this board I’m friends to all.

Dammit Steve.

steveschneider wrote:As the only Quaker on this board I’m friends to all.

Shut up.

steveschneider wrote:As the only Quaker on this board I’m friends to all.

Fuckin Steve.

If it's cool with you guys (and Dendro) I think Bredo should take Steve.

Okay sign in here tomorrow if you’re not on this list and want a buddy.


Turtleneck
Dwags
Motown
Au
Greenway
Otpt 
Duffy
Miami
Intensity
Heat
Travis
Bob
Avgmsujoe
Rick Saunders 
Pantry
Cam
Dendro
Nigel
Jake
Pervis
Traps
Nordy
Roc
Traveling man
Kingston
Grr

If you’re not on the list and would like a buddy sign in here. Don’t give me your bullshit about forgetting you I would like to see you rattle off users that still post from memory champ.

steveschneider wrote:As the only Quaker on this board I’m friends to all.

One of my uncles was a Shaker but it didn't last, probably something to do with the no sex thing.

I ain’t signing shit.

I’m sorry Kingston you’re on the list now I’m a bad boy

Steve and Travelin Man. Throw in Bredo as a third.

Are “Swill Buddy” hats included?

I’m sorry grr spank me you’re in the list now

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I’m sorry Kingston you’re on the list now I’m a bad boy

Kingston wasn’t on the list.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I’m sorry Kingston you’re on the list now I’m a bad boy

Kingston wasn’t on the list.

Trophy envy

Hey guys,

I used a randomizer to assign pairs. I swear to God I only did it once but honestly it’s a little too on the nose. Like you would not believe me if I told you that it was indeed random.

What you want should I run this guy one more time? Or go with it?

Fuck it, I’m going with it.

Welcome everyone to the Swill Buddy System Buddy Assignment 2.0

To remind everyone of your responsibilities- your Swill Buddy is now your best friend and who is expected to know your whereabouts in case of emergency or global pandemic. Please exchange medical and dental records, travel habits, known enemies, and financial information. You must care for your Swill Buddy and check their posts if they start getting out of line. 

I will release the pairs one at a time to allow everyone to absorb the new happy couple and think of the implications for each. 

Let me know if you have any questions about your new responsibilities

The first Swill Buddy pairing

Intensity

Trapper Gus

Go forth you two and bring joy.

don't put me with Traveling Man/Bredo.. he already thinks that somehow we'd be friends and I can't be seen hanging around with people like that.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:don't put me with Traveling Man/Bredo.. he already thinks that somehow we'd be friends and I can't be seen hanging around with people like that.

I do not control who the random generator assigned to you. Though I do know who it assigned to you. Your request will be fulfilled in a quite on the nose way.

Pair number 2

Duffy Munn

Dendro

Watch out for each other you two.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The first Swill Buddy pairing

Intensity

Trapper Gus

Go forth you two and bring joy.

They're so going to fuck!

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Pair number 2

Duffy Munn

Dendro

Watch out for each other you two.

They're so going to fuck!

Swill Buddy Pair #3


Traveling Man

Pervis Muldoon

Swill Buddy Pair #4

Dwags

Jake From State Farm

Swill Buddy Pair 5

Miami Spartan

Nigel Uno

Swill Buddy Pair 6

Nordic

Avgmsujoe

Swill Buddy Pair 7

Heat

Roc

Motown Spartan wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Pair number 2

Duffy Munn

Dendro

Watch out for each other you two.

They're so going to fuck!

Pics or it didn’t happen

Swill Buddy Pair 8

And let me say Jesus fucking Christ this random generator was stalking this board and knew. 

I mean this is not right.

Greenway

Turtleneck