The Swill Buddy System

Swill Buddy Pair 9

Cameron

Travis

Swill buddy pair 10

AU

GRR

Swill buddy pair 11

Kingston

Motown

Swill Buddy Pair 12

Pantry

Rick Saunders

And finally, you already know it through process of elimination, last but not least, Swill Buddy Pair 13

Bob

Otpt

Here is my list of enemies:

GreenWay
Robert J. Sakimano
DWags
AvgMSUJoe
Jake from State Farm
Floyd Robertson
Cameron
Other Teams Pursuing That
Heat Miser
Miami Spartan
NigelUno
Kingstonlake
Travis of the Cosmos
Corner Blitz
Steveschenider
The Pantry
Nordic
White Boy Hatcher
Rocinante
Watch Out Pylon!
Death Roe
I.B. Fine
Tim Wakefield
aualum06
IntenSity
Trapper Gus
Motown Spartan
duffy munn
GRR Spartan
Dendrobates
SeeRockcity
Goodbar
Senior Dickfist
Penn Spartan
LWS
Matty Fresh
Penn Spartan
Code Warrior
SawGreen
MSU Addict
Wally Fairway
Rick Saunders
TravelinMan
Frank Ricard

Go forth and bring new life into your Buddy’s posts

Turtleneck wrote:Here is my list of enemies:

GreenWay
Robert J. Sakimano
DWags
AvgMSUJoe
Jake from State Farm
Floyd Robertson
Cameron
Other Teams Pursuing That
Heat Miser
Miami Spartan
NigelUno
Kingstonlake
Travis of the Cosmos
Corner Blitz
Steveschenider
The Pantry
Nordic
White Boy Hatcher
Rocinante
Watch Out Pylon!
Death Roe
I.B. Fine
Tim Wakefield
aualum06
IntenSity
Trapper Gus
Motown Spartan
duffy munn
GRR Spartan
Dendrobates
SeeRockcity
Goodbar
Senior Dickfist
Penn Spartan
LWS
Matty Fresh
Penn Spartan
Code Warrior
SawGreen
MSU Addict
Wally Fairway
Rick Saunders
TravelinMan
Frank Ricard

Unfortunately you legally cannot consider greenway an enemy anymore

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Swill Buddy Pair 8

And let me say Jesus fucking Christ this random generator was stalking this board and knew. 

I mean this is not right.

Greenway

Turtleneck

Honestly, I think we can put aside our differences and together dominate tSwill with non-stop relentless posting.

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Swill Buddy Pair 8

And let me say Jesus fucking Christ this random generator was stalking this board and knew. 

I mean this is not right.

Greenway

Turtleneck

Honestly, I think we can put aside our differences and together dominate tSwill with non-stop relentless posting.

I mean if you just put buddy pairs 8 and 9 together then you just have the GBWs anyway. We’ll talk about it In our GBW slack channel I’m sure

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:And finally, you already know it through process of elimination, last but not least, Swill Buddy Pair 13

Bob

Otpt

so what do we do now?

#GBWs4lyfe

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:And finally, you already know it through process of elimination, last but not least, Swill Buddy Pair 13

Bob

Otpt

so what do we do now?

My guess is he hits you up for money.

Turtleneck wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

so what do we do now?

My guess is he hits you up for money.

sounds about right.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

My guess is he hits you up for money.

sounds about right.

It's better to give the money. It's the money or him moving into your basement and calling you dad.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

My guess is he hits you up for money.

sounds about right.

It's better to give the money. It's the money or him moving into your basement and calling you dad.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The first Swill Buddy pairing

Intensity

Trapper Gus

Go forth you two and bring joy.

So InTenSity, new buddy, sorry about that.

Holding out okay?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:And finally, you already know it through process of elimination, last but not least, Swill Buddy Pair 13

Bob

Otpt

so what do we do now?

Fuck

Travis you missed Floyd

Goddamn it

Floyd please pick any group you want. Entirely up to you. Then that group will be the first official Swill Buddy Threeway. That is my amends for not having you in there.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Floyd please pick any group you want. Entirely up to you. Then that group will be the first official Swill Buddy Threeway. That is my amends for not having you in there.

Put Floyd with Gomersbro.

Floyd you’re with gomersbro as Swill Couple 14

I’m pretty sure it’s against buddy system rules to have two people who live north of the 45th parallel as buddies.

kingstonlake wrote:I’m pretty sure it’s against buddy system rules to have two people who live north of the 45th parallel as buddies.

Let’s go canoeing bitch!

I need Weed. Meet in Seney?

Trapper Gus wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The first Swill Buddy pairing

Intensity

Trapper Gus

Go forth you two and bring joy.

So InTenSity, new buddy, sorry about that.

Holding out okay?

I'm good. It looks like I won though. I expect a hat.

InTenSity wrote:

Trapper Gus wrote:

So InTenSity, new buddy, sorry about that.

Holding out okay?

I'm good. It looks like I won though. I expect a hat.

Swill Buddy One & Swill Buddy Two okay for you.

Turtleneck wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote: sounds about right.

It's better to give the money. It's the money or him moving into your basement and calling you dad.

Wrong major I guess, he will have to fight for space with the daughter...

kingstonlake wrote:I need Weed. Meet in Seney?

I’m not canoeing to Seney.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Pair number 2

Duffy Munn

Dendro

Watch out for each other you two.

I hit the jackpot!

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:And finally, you already know it through process of elimination, last but not least, Swill Buddy Pair 13

Bob

Otpt

so what do we do now?

It's going to cost you 20 bucks, for starters.

Trapper Gus wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

It's better to give the money. It's the money or him moving into your basement and calling you dad.

Wrong major I guess, he will have to fight for space with the daughter...

Nordic!!!

Now I get to talk shit to everyone without fear of getting my ass kicked!

(I can do tech support.)

Motown Spartan wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:I need Weed. Meet in Seney?

I’m not canoeing to Seney.

Just canoe from Marquette to the Hurricane river. Portage a few miles to the headwaters of the Fox river. Downstream to Seney.

Done.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Floyd you’re with gomersbro as Swill Couple 14

Good poster. Not clingy or needy.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Hey guys,

I used a randomizer to assign pairs. I swear to God I only did it once but honestly it’s a little too on the nose. Like you would not believe me if I told you that it was indeed random.

What you want should I run this guy one more time? Or go with it?

You had your chance right here to stop this greenway. You did not say a word.

Can we do contingent buddies? Like who is my buddy when Kingston dies in a fiery syphilis related “accident” while we’re canoeing?