tOfficial Swill Least interesting stories since the stay at home order was put in place

Dendrobates wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my wife wants to teach me how to use Hulu/YouTube/Netflix type of stuff.

I don't see this working out.

Got to say a Bob, it’s pretty fucking easy.
Hardest part is knowing which remote and finding input and/or home button.

If you have Fire Stick/Fire TV or whatever, just use all the Netflix/Hulu/YouTube apps on that remote.

That's my semi-pro tip.

Kinda sorta ran a stop sign today. I was looking past the 4 way stop to where I had to turn. Hit the brakes at the last second, saw the only other car at the intersection was already stopped, said eff it and just rolled right on through.

I don't think the wife actually likes me at all....

(27 years)

Motown Spartan wrote:I’ve lost 23 lbs since February 15th. 12 more to go.

Congrats! Keep at it.

Motown Spartan wrote:I’ve lost 23 lbs since February 15th. 12 more to go.

Congrats. I've lost 15 since middle of March. At least 35 to go.

Motown Spartan wrote:I’ve lost 23 lbs since February 15th. 12 more to go.

Are you the Olive Garden guy? Anyway, nice work! Keep it up.

Turtleneck wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:I’ve lost 23 lbs since February 15th.  12 more to go.

Are you the Olive Garden guy? Anyway, nice work! Keep it up.

 

The Pantry wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:I’ve lost 23 lbs since February 15th.  12 more to go.

Congrats.  I've lost 15 since middle of March.  At least 35 to go.

Well done bros

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

The Pantry wrote:
Congrats.  I've lost 15 since middle of March.  At least 35 to go.

Well done bros

Losing weight seems next to impossible locked up inside the last two months. Good job guys you see doing better than me

Being away from the company vending system has helped me. Lot of crap in that fridge. My 4-5 Sargento string cheese stick-a-day addiction is gone.

Playhouse is coming along. Hope it doesn’t fall over in a stiff breeze.

Looking good Roc. This pic reminds me of one of my favorite threads of all-time (the wood, not your craftsmanship Roc) : The Shed of Doom.

This had to be longest day ever recorded in history, right?

One mega roll of Charmin has lasted me over 17 days. Impressive since I usually crap 2-3 times a day.

Based on those numbers the remaining 7 rolls of TP should last about 4 months.

Rocinante wrote:Playhouse is coming along. Hope it doesn’t fall over in a stiff breeze.

looks like a she shed Roc. Are you building a she shed roc? Cause that looks like a she shed.

DWags wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Playhouse is coming along. Hope it doesn’t fall over in a stiff breeze.

looks like a she shed Roc. Are you building a she shed roc? Cause that looks like a she shed.

I can see the she shed going up in smoke when lightning hits that tree.

What is a she shed. It’s kind of a she shed since only females live here besides me. So yeah.

Motown Spartan wrote:I just installed a new tonneau cover for my new truck.

That sounds like a ton o work.

Motown Spartan wrote:I just installed a new tonneau cover for my new truck.

What kind? Soft, hard, soft rolling, hard rolling, hard folding?

Nordic wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:I just installed a new tonneau cover for my new truck.

What kind? Soft, hard, soft rolling, hard rolling, hard folding?

Lincoln made a pickup in 2002 with a power-lift tonneau.  Spent a ton of money tooling and debugging the cover mechanism.  Only came in 2WD.  Truck was disaster, selling less than 3500 units.  




The Lincoln Blackwood Was a Lovable Pickup Truck Failure

Motown Spartan wrote:

Nordic wrote:

What kind? Soft, hard, soft rolling, hard rolling, hard folding?

Soft folding.

Well I'll be damned. Advantage, Extang or Rugged?

Seeing Mike Labinjo’s name reminded me of a story that’s really uninteresting, and it’s going to be even less interesting if I’ve told it before, which is possible:
The first time I heard Mike Labinjo’s name, I had George Blaha on the radio and I was doing some project that took most of my attention. That meant I was barely giving any attention to the game. After Blaha said ML’s name a couple of times, it occurred to me he was saying, “The Big Show.” I had no idea which defensive player’s nickname was The Big Show. Later in the game, I realized he was saying Mike Labinjo, not The Big Show. But, ever since, whenever he made a tackle, I thought to myself The Big Show. Thought of it again when I saw this recent story. It’s a nickname only I knew about.

One mega roll of Charmin actually lasted 18 days before having to install a new one

Greenway wins boringest story. Even more boring than my sheshed and pantry’s toilet paper.

tGreenWay wrote:Seeing Mike Labinjo’s name reminded me of a story that’s really uninteresting, and it’s going to be even less interesting if I’ve told it before, which is possible:
The first time I heard Mike Labinjo’s name, I had George Blaha on the radio and I was doing some project that took most of my attention. That meant I was barely giving any attention to the game. After Blaha said ML’s name a couple of times, it occurred to me he was saying, “The Big Show.” I had no idea which defensive player’s nickname was The Big Show. Later in the game, I realized he was saying Mike Labinjo, not The Big Show. But, ever since, whenever he made a tackle, I thought to myself The Big Show. Thought of it again when I saw this recent story. It’s a nickname only I knew about.

Take your pick

tGreenWay wrote:Seeing Mike Labinjo’s name reminded me of a story that’s really uninteresting, and it’s going to be even less interesting if I’ve told it before, which is possible:
The first time I heard Mike Labinjo’s name, I had George Blaha on the radio and I was doing some project that took most of my attention. That meant I was barely giving any attention to the game. After Blaha said ML’s name a couple of times, it occurred to me he was saying, “The Big Show.” I had no idea which defensive player’s nickname was The Big Show. Later in the game, I realized he was saying Mike Labinjo, not The Big Show. But, ever since, whenever he made a tackle, I thought to myself The Big Show. Thought of it again when I saw this recent story. It’s a nickname only I knew about.

I liked the story. I was bummed when it ended.

You fuckers was warned.

I got nothing better to do than read you cool stories bro, so keep em coming.

Nordic wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Seeing Mike Labinjo’s name reminded me of a story that’s really uninteresting, and it’s going to be even less interesting if I’ve told it before, which is possible:
The first time I heard Mike Labinjo’s name, I had George Blaha on the radio and I was doing some project that took most of my attention. That meant I was barely giving any attention to the game. After Blaha said ML’s name a couple of times, it occurred to me he was saying, “The Big Show.” I had no idea which defensive player’s nickname was The Big Show. Later in the game, I realized he was saying Mike Labinjo, not The Big Show. But, ever since, whenever he made a tackle, I thought to myself The Big Show. Thought of it again when I saw this recent story. It’s a nickname only I knew about.

Take your pick

Gonna go with Hasselhoff. My story wasn’t just cool; it was Hasselhoff cool.

Fair enough