And now here come the murder hornets

by **Turtleneck** Sat May 02, 2020 12:24 pm

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/02/us/asian-giant-hornet-washington.html

by **Dendrobates** Sat May 02, 2020 12:29 pm

Fuck that shit! They need to be burned!

by **DWags** Sat May 02, 2020 1:25 pm

Well for fucks sake. The apocalypse is near.

by **Floyd Robertson** Sat May 02, 2020 1:28 pm

Can't we just have a simple, old-fashioned plague of locusts?

by **pulling69** Sat May 02, 2020 3:24 pm

Saw those beasts on a Nature or NatGeo episode many years ago, they said "over 2 inches long" as I sat on my couch and laughed...Then they showed those fuckers destroying a bird.... I laughed at how fucked that bird was and was like "good thing I don't live in Japan anymore..." FML. Now I welcome our new overlords.

by **DWags** Sat May 02, 2020 3:27 pm

I'm kind of glad I'm old. You fucker that are still in your 20's 30's and 40's are going to have to deal with unbelievable shit. You'll also have to deal with figuring out what to do with my coffin when the polar caps melt and it goes floating down the street. Good luck.

by **Turtleneck** Sat May 02, 2020 3:30 pm

DWags wrote:I'm kind of glad I'm old. You fucker that are still in your 20's 30's and 40's are going to have to deal with unbelievable shit. You'll also have to deal with figuring out what to do with my coffin when the polar caps melt and it goes floating down the street. Good luck.

I read the murder hornets are attracted to the blood of 50 year olds, specifically 50 year olds living in climates similar to Michigan.

by **The Pantry** Sat May 02, 2020 3:31 pm

Another killer bug from the Far East?

by **The Pantry** Sat May 02, 2020 3:33 pm

DWags wrote:I'm kind of glad I'm old. You fucker that are still in your 20's 30's and 40's are going to have to deal with unbelievable shit. You'll also have to deal with figuring out what to do with my coffin when the polar caps melt and it goes floating down the street. Good luck.

That's why I'm opting for cremation...so they have less to deal with.

by **MiamiSpartan** Sat May 02, 2020 3:59 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Can't we just have a simple, old-fashioned plague of locusts?

The locusts picked first in the 2020 apocalypse draft and chose to plague Africa this year.

by **Rocinante** Sat May 02, 2020 4:47 pm

Because. Of course.

by **tGreenWay** Sat May 02, 2020 4:53 pm

Aw, hell no. Instead of waiting to get stung, imma use my Epi-Pen to stab those sonsabitches.

by **Cameron** Sat May 02, 2020 5:25 pm

I'm never going outside again.

by **tGreenWay** Sat May 02, 2020 5:45 pm

Cameron wrote:I'm never going outside again.

Seriously. And when those bird eating spiders come to America, I’m wearing a hazmat suit and never taking it off.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sat May 02, 2020 5:55 pm

Time to start manufacturing synthetic bees like in that one episode of Black Mirror.

by **Turtleneck** Sat May 02, 2020 7:12 pm

Cameron wrote:I'm never going outside again.

Turns out T's pit is a pretty safe spot.

by **Motown Spartan** Sun May 03, 2020 9:05 am

I’m just gonna leave this here...

And now here come the murder hornets 90809b10

by **steveschneider** Sun May 03, 2020 9:35 am

I survived the killer bees in the 80s. It wasn’t easy. The media had us all freaked out but fortunately we never saw a single one.

by **DWags** Sun May 03, 2020 10:06 am

steveschneider wrote:I survived the killer bees in the 80s. It wasn’t easy. The media had us all freaked out but fortunately we never saw a single one.

by **Turtleneck** Sun May 03, 2020 10:17 am

Motown Spartan wrote:I’m just gonna leave this here...

You get those in Pellston?

by **Motown Spartan** Sun May 03, 2020 10:21 am

Turtleneck wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:I’m just gonna leave this here...

You get those in Pellston?

Never been to Pellston.

Correction...I have driven through there a few times.

by **Dendrobates** Sun May 03, 2020 1:29 pm

Motown Spartan wrote:I’m just gonna leave this here...

This proves we're living in hell

by **Motown Spartan** Mon May 04, 2020 2:05 pm

by **The Pantry** Wed May 06, 2020 10:53 pm

Watch Honey Bees Cleverly Kill A Murder Hornet

by Bill Cain Wed May 06, 2020 10:57 pm

We have really pissed off the spiritual world

by **The Pantry** Fri May 08, 2020 11:04 pm

by **The Pantry** Tue May 12, 2020 12:30 pm

‘Murder hornet’ kills a man in Spain

by **Cameron** Tue May 12, 2020 12:45 pm

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by **NigelUno** Tue May 12, 2020 12:49 pm

Not scared. I have a murder hornet problem solver.

And now here come the murder hornets DHQ

by **Floyd Robertson** Tue May 12, 2020 12:53 pm

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Yummy. Murder hornet brains.

by **NigelUno** Tue May 12, 2020 1:12 pm

Stepped on a yellow jacket in the yard one day.

Let out the loudest MFer in neighborhood history.

by **Floyd Robertson** Fri May 15, 2020 9:56 am

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by **Dendrobates** Fri May 15, 2020 12:28 pm

NigelUno wrote:Not scared. I have a murder hornet problem solver.

Is that an electric one? I have one that is electric . I love napping those yellow jacket fuckers

by **Turtleneck** Fri May 15, 2020 12:40 pm

GreenWay's front porch
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by **Floyd Robertson** Sun May 24, 2020 5:49 pm

2020...

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by **pulling69** Sun May 24, 2020 8:27 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:2020...

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Meh small brood effecting a small area, next summer 2021 is Brood X which is a massive one that covers a ton of the east coast. They were last out in 2004 and in the yard of our condo building kids were picking them up and throwing them at each other like it was a snowball fight. Good times.

by **tGreenWay** Sun May 24, 2020 8:41 pm

pulling69 wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:2020...

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Meh small brood effecting a small area, next summer 2021 is Brood X which is a massive one that covers a ton of the east coast. They were last out in 2004 and in the yard of our condo building kids were picking them up and throwing them at each other like it was a snowball fight. Good times.

Remind me next year to dismiss your problem as Meh because It doesn’t affect me.

by **StylesGShmooth** Sun May 24, 2020 9:45 pm

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Can't we just have a simple, old-fashioned plague of locusts?

The locusts picked first in the 2020 apocalypse draft and chose to plague Africa this year.

Wildfire picked 2nd and chose Australia?

by **StylesGShmooth** Sun May 24, 2020 9:52 pm

My friend B-Brian is an expert and he called in his friend Jim and they said we had nothing to worry about.

by **Nordic** Sun May 24, 2020 9:56 pm

I saw four snakes today. Pretty sure that is a sign.

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