I'm back, and I have brought gifts!

by **DWags** Sat Sep 19, 2020 11:52 am

Great Week for Dwags:

1. Married my nephew and my new niece on the cliffs of Lake Michigan and a buddies house. His neighbor is Jeff Backus and my buddy once told him that he slept with his mother. (They were both five at the time.)

2. I had sex twice. once with myself, once with my wife.

3. Put three counties of my business on virtual.

4. Changed titles to my in laws car. and gave it to my kid down in Indiana. Hers died.

5. Put up a new headstone for my pops.

6. watched social media. That's scary.

7. cleaned and emptied the hottub and filters

8. Did a bunch more stuff.

Lets play football!!!!!! We're going to win soooooooooooooooooo much! Mel Tucker the Halloween Skull fucker! Lets goooooooooooooo!

by **DWags** Sat Sep 19, 2020 11:55 am

Oh, so I registered my Reverend wedding credentials in Manistee County. My buddy just told me that He is 1/2 mile into Mason County. The wedding actually took place in Mason County, not Manistee. His place is about right in between both cities, Manistee and Ludington. I don't know what that means legally. I don' t think it's a big deal. Lawyers?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Sat Sep 19, 2020 11:58 am

by **kingstonlake** Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:06 pm

Welcome back!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:30 pm

Were you banned dwags

by **DWags** Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:31 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Were you banned dwags

Yeah, Nordic banned me.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:44 pm

by **DWags** Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:54 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why

He was Worried about my weight, blood pressure and general well being. It was a good call.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:58 pm

I don’t think that’s something you can ban someone for dwags

by **DWags** Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:01 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I don’t think that’s something you can ban someone for dwags

What? That fucker!!!!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:02 pm

Yeah man you should get mad about this and start a message board war with him this injustice cannot stand

by **Cameron** Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:06 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Yeah man you should get mad about this and start a message board war with him this injustice cannot stand

I can confirm that message board wars are always a productive and worthwhile use of one's time.

by **steveschneider** Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:23 pm

Welcome back!

by **DWags** Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:33 pm

So, side not regarding the wedding. My buddy is a huge alumni guy. He goes to auctions at MSU. One auction the auctioned off the wooden stairs the stones used at spartan stadium. They were sitting in a storage area for years. He repurposed them into stairs from his place down to Lake Michigan. But the coolest thing he bought at an auction he keeps in the bunk house he built nest to his place. Sleeps four has a small kitchen and one bathroom/shower.

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by **Nordic** Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:36 pm

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why

He was Worried about my weight, blood pressure and general well being. It was a good call.

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by **CORNER BLITZ** Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:55 pm

Locker is sick

by **Floyd Robertson** Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:15 pm

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Why

He was Worried about my weight, blood pressure and general well being. It was a good call.

Bob should be banned for months. I mean, we've seen the vitals he posts.

ps. welcome back, DWags.

by MattyFresh Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:01 pm

We are going to win soooooooooooo much now, also you married your niece and your nephew? Aren't they cousins? Is that legal? Who is the qt pie in the pic? Thanks for taking care of yourself during your absence and congrats on the sex's

by **Turtleneck** Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:08 pm

DWags wrote:

Great Week for Dwags:

1. Married my nephew and my new niece on the cliffs of Lake Michigan and a buddies house. His neighbor is Jeff Backus and my buddy once told him that he slept with his mother. (They were both five at the time.)

2. I had sex twice. once with myself, once with my wife.

3. Put three counties of my business on virtual.

4. Changed titles to my in laws car. and gave it to my kid down in Indiana. Hers died.

5. Put up a new headstone for my pops.

6. watched social media. That's scary.

7. cleaned and emptied the hottub and filters

8. Did a bunch more stuff.

Lets play football!!!!!! We're going to win soooooooooooooooooo much! Mel Tucker the Halloween Skull fucker! Lets goooooooooooooo!

I don't want to judge, but I'm judging. Congrats and good luck, I guess.

by **Motown Spartan** Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:27 pm

Welcome back buddy! Glad the herpes flare up is under control. Gotta love Valtrex! Amirite Guest ?

by **DWags** Sat Sep 19, 2020 6:02 pm

Motown Spartan wrote:Welcome back buddy! Glad the herpes flare up is under control. Gotta love Valtrex! Amirite Guest ?

That shits in candy bowls round here.

by Green money Sat Oct 10, 2020 8:41 pm

Motown Spartan wrote:Welcome back buddy! Glad the herpes flare up is under control. Gotta love Valtrex! Amirite Guest ?

only mild scratching but it was worth it. BTW, how is your wife?

by **tGreenWay** Sat Oct 10, 2020 9:05 pm

Hey DWags, I meant to ask earlier, how do I get notices for auctions like that? Ask your buddy. Kthxbai

by **tGreenWay** Sat Oct 10, 2020 9:05 pm

p.s. I’m still waiting for my gift.

by **Motown Spartan** Sat Oct 10, 2020 9:24 pm

Green money wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:Welcome back buddy! Glad the herpes flare up is under control. Gotta love Valtrex! Amirite Guest ?
only mild scratching but it was worth it. BTW, how is your wife?

My wife is out of town, that’s how she is!

by **GRR Spartan** Sat Oct 10, 2020 11:46 pm

Congrats DWags.

Busy, happy week for you.

I’m still trying to clear out 50% of the “must keep to look at before pitching stuff that my wife brought over from her mom’s house. Mother-in-law died in April after 17 months in a home. (She was 92 and it was old age, not The RONA)

I do keep track of all drug commercials I see. Told the wife to take me out in the field behind our place and shoot me if 2 or more docs tell me I need medicine that will rot your balls off.

by **Turtleneck** Sat Oct 10, 2020 11:57 pm

How is the dual marriage to your nephew and niece going?

by **tGreenWay** Sun Oct 11, 2020 1:42 am

Turtleneck wrote:How is the dual marriage to your nephew and niece going?

At this point, I’d settle for DWags explaining why he felt the need to marry them twice, at the cliffs and his buddy’s house.

by **GRR Spartan** Sun Oct 11, 2020 10:40 am

DWags said he brought gifts.

If that’s the case, where the hell is my hat?

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