Re: Oh, Florida

by Guest 2017-05-13, 09:10

LOL....

Man charged with murdering girlfriend says she choked to death on his penis

by CheesySpartan 2017-05-13, 12:55

LooseGoose wrote:LOL....

Man charged with murdering girlfriend says she choked to death on his penis

It’s not clear if he would present his penis flaccid or erect.

by Guest 2017-05-18, 10:04

Putnam County man bit on tongue while trying to kiss rattlesnake, neighbor says

by **DWags** 2017-05-18, 10:20

LooseGoose wrote:Putnam County man bit on tongue while trying to kiss rattlesnake, neighbor says

I'm just not surprised by anything anymore.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-06-13, 08:35

Timothy McVeigh fan found with bomb making materials. Not a threat.

Oh and he lived with a roommate that converted to Islam and he murdered two other roommates. Try not to Bin this up please.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-06-13, 08:49

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Timothy McVeigh fan found with bomb making materials. Not a threat.

Oh and he lived with a roommate that converted to Islam and he murdered two other roommates. Try not to Bin this up please.

just a couple of white kids having fun.

by **goodbar** 2017-06-13, 10:30

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Timothy McVeigh fan found with bomb making materials. Not a threat.

Oh and he lived with a roommate that converted to Islam and he murdered two other roommates. Try not to Bin this up please.
just a couple of white kids having fun.

not a threat. its not like he's from a majority muslim, proposed travel banned country so what's all the fuss about?

by **Rocinante** 2017-06-13, 10:38

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Timothy McVeigh fan found with bomb making materials. Not a threat.

Oh and he lived with a roommate that converted to Islam and he murdered two other roommates. Try not to Bin this up please.
just a couple of white kids having fun.

goodbar wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
just a couple of white kids having fun.

not a threat. its not like he's from a majority muslim, proposed travel banned country so what's all the fuss about?

How many times did your mom get a "does not follow instructions" note pinned to the back of your coat?

(It happened to me a lot - and obviously I was dumb because I never thought to take off the coat and unpin the note)

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-06-13, 10:41

Rocinante wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
just a couple of white kids having fun.

goodbar wrote:

not a threat. its not like he's from a majority muslim, proposed travel banned country so what's all the fuss about?

How many times did your mom get a "does not follow instructions" note pinned to the back of your coat?

(It happened to me a lot - and obviously I was dumb because I never thought to take off the coat and unpin the note)

I didn't have a coat.. we were poor.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-06-13, 10:42

goodbar wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: just a couple of white kids having fun.

not a threat. its not like he's from a majority muslim, proposed travel banned country so what's all the fuss about?

I'm much more afraid of white people.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-07-02, 18:58

12 greyhounds test positive for cocaine at Bestbet race track in Orange Park

“This is the largest greyhound drug case in American history,” says Cary Theil, Executive Director of Grey 2-K USA in Boston, a non-profit that opposes greyhound racing and monitors dog tracks around the country. “This is staggering.”

by **StylesGShmooth** 2017-07-02, 20:06

https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-07-05, 21:47

Postal worker admits she took bribes to deliver drug parcels

by **DWags** 2017-07-06, 09:05

Florida woman yanks bag of meth out of her ass while in jail, starts chewing it.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-07-21, 10:47

5 teens who recorded, mocked drowning man will not be charged in his death

COCOA, Fla. --
Authorities in Florida say a group of teens watched and laughed as a man drowned in a retention pond last week.

Jamel Dunn drowned in a retention pond in the city of Cocoa on July 9. Cocoa police say they later discovered a group of teens recorded the 31-year-old's drowning on video.

The hell with charging the kids, lock up the kids' parents.

by Guest 2017-07-21, 13:21

Robert J Sakimano wrote:more strange news out of Florida.. (though I'm sure some folks here won't see a problem with it)..

Florida Cops Using Photos Of Black Men as Target Practice

Hi

by **Turtleneck** 2017-07-22, 12:06

Floyd Robertson wrote:5 teens who recorded, mocked drowning man will not be charged in his death

COCOA, Fla. --
Authorities in Florida say a group of teens watched and laughed as a man drowned in a retention pond last week.

Jamel Dunn drowned in a retention pond in the city of Cocoa on July 9. Cocoa police say they later discovered a group of teens recorded the 31-year-old's drowning on video.

The hell with charging the kids, lock up the kids' parents.

Excited for what they will do with their lives. They will certainly become well-adjusted adults and productive citizens.

by Guest 2017-08-08, 16:11

Since we don't have an "Oh Illinois" thread.....

Chicago Sun-Times‏Verified account @Suntimes
More
Accused burglar doesn't flush toilet in home he broke into, leaves DNA evidence for police. http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/accused-burglar-doesnt-flush-toilet-leaves-dna-for-police/amp/ …

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by Senior Dickfist 2017-08-08, 16:55

Turtleneck wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:5 teens who recorded, mocked drowning man will not be charged in his death

The hell with charging the kids, lock up the kids' parents.

Excited for what they will do with their lives. They will certainly become well-adjusted adults and productive citizens.

Mensa members, at a minimum.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-08-10, 07:36

Florida family discovers 6-foot boa constrictor living in attic

A Florida family discovered a 6-foot boa constrictor in their home after hearing noises from their attic for years.

Englewood resident Bob van der Herchen, 75, said it's "anybody's guess" on how long he and his wife had been sharing their home with the massive reptile, but they had been hearing noises coming from the space above their ceiling for about two years.

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by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-08-17, 18:07

Woman arrested for snorting cocaine in school pick-up line

Oh, Florida - Page 6 1502957601153

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-17, 18:13

Floyd Robertson wrote:Woman arrested for snorting cocaine in school pick-up line

Yikes. Don't forget how it's in a school zone, so that will add to the penalty. This is why you should never do lines of coke waiting to pick up your kid at school. Drop acid before you leave home, first.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-08-17, 18:15

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Woman arrested for snorting cocaine in school pick-up line

Yikes. Don't forget how it's in a school zone, so that will add to the penalty. This is why you should never do lines of coke waiting to pick up your kid at school. Drop acid before you leave home, first.

Solid advice.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-17, 23:23

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Yikes. Don't forget how it's in a school zone, so that will add to the penalty. This is why you should never do lines of coke waiting to pick up your kid at school. Drop acid before you leave home, first.

Solid advice.

It's because I care.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-17, 23:56

Is she single? She sounds fun.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-18, 00:02

Turtleneck wrote:Is she single? She sounds fun.

Leave the single moms to gHost. It's really all he's got, you know, besides his own family.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-18, 00:11

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Is she single? She sounds fun.

Leave the single moms to gHost. It's really all he's got, you know, besides his own family.

I almost spit my seltzer water on my keyboard.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-18, 00:16

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Leave the single moms to gHost. It's really all he's got, you know, besides his own family.

I almost spit my seltzer water on my keyboard.

I'm sorry. I don't want you making a mess this close to bedtime. What a hassle that would be.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-18, 00:17

Floyd Robertson wrote:Florida family discovers 6-foot boa constrictor living in attic

A Florida family discovered a 6-foot boa constrictor in their home after hearing noises from their attic for years.

Englewood resident Bob van der Herchen, 75, said it's "anybody's guess" on how long he and his wife had been sharing their home with the massive reptile, but they had been hearing noises coming from the space above their ceiling for about two years.

I did not click the link, but is that the 75 year old's wife?

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-18, 01:06

Floyd Robertson wrote:Florida family discovers 6-foot boa constrictor living in attic

A Florida family discovered a 6-foot boa constrictor in their home after hearing noises from their attic for years.

Englewood resident Bob van der Herchen, 75, said it's "anybody's guess" on how long he and his wife had been sharing their home with the massive reptile, but they had been hearing noises coming from the space above their ceiling for about two years.

That woman looks like she could crack coconuts with her thighs.

by **Frank Ricard** 2017-08-18, 03:24

StylesGShmooth wrote:https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say

Goddamnit Butters! How many times do I have to tell you to NOT shoot guys in the dick? Not kewl

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-20, 01:59

Once again Florida makes the news for Cannibalism.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/cops-florida-man-fatally-beaten-stabbed-in-eyes-after-argument-over-cannibalism/

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-09-27, 07:18

Police make arrest in 'killer clown' cold case

27 year-old cold case. Suspect is now married to the victim's widower. That's cold.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-10-24, 21:07

Florida Woman Allegedly Sets Ex's House on Fire and Stabs Officer While on 'Suicide Mission'

http://a.msn.com/r/2/AAu0nI3?a=1&m=EN-US

by Senior Dickfist 2017-10-25, 09:13

Floyd Robertson wrote:Florida Woman Allegedly Sets Ex's House on Fire and Stabs Officer While on 'Suicide Mission'

http://a.msn.com/r/2/AAu0nI3?a=1&m=EN-US

Based on her picture and the fact that her last name is Bonin, I'm inclined to rule not guilty. Full disclosure, I did not read the whole story and am basing my ruling only on the aforementioned observations.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-10-25, 09:19

Senior Dickfist wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Florida Woman Allegedly Sets Ex's House on Fire and Stabs Officer While on 'Suicide Mission'

http://a.msn.com/r/2/AAu0nI3?a=1&m=EN-US

Based on her picture and the fact that her last name is Bonin, I'm inclined to rule not guilty. Full disclosure, I did not read the whole story and am basing my ruling only on the aforementioned observations.

She might be crazy but I bet she loves the bone in.

by Senior Dickfist 2017-10-25, 09:22

It's really just a hit it and quit it type of scenario. And not at your own house.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-10-25, 09:28

Senior Dickfist wrote:It's really just a hit it and quit it type of scenario. And not at your own house.

Sage advice.

by Guest 2017-10-25, 10:49

A solid Mio 6. A couple of schooners at the Saloon and I'd hit it.

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by **tGreenWay** 2017-10-25, 11:00

LooseGoose wrote:A solid Mio 6. A couple of schooners at the Saloon and I'd hit it.

She has dead eyes. I like that.

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