Re: Oh, Florida

by **MiamiSpartan** 2023-01-05, 18:18

I don't know which is more difficult to believe, that this guy, any guy, would complain about "unwanted genital fondling", or that this guy really didn't know that an Asian Massage Parlor would provide that.

He just wanted a shoulder rub, but deputies say masseuse from North Miami had more in mind

Oh, and the masseuse's last name is....seriously...Dong.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2023-01-05, 18:28

MiamiSpartan wrote:I don't know which is more difficult to believe, that this guy, any guy, would complain about "unwanted genital fondling", or that this guy really didn't know that an Asian Massage Parlor would provide that.

He just wanted a shoulder rub, but deputies say masseuse from North Miami had more in mind

Oh, and the masseuse's last name is....seriously...Dong.

“pulled up a chair and began to negotiate prices for sexual favors.”

Sounds like she was driving a hard bargain,

by **MiamiSpartan** 2023-01-05, 18:31

Floyd Robertson wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:I don't know which is more difficult to believe, that this guy, any guy, would complain about "unwanted genital fondling", or that this guy really didn't know that an Asian Massage Parlor would provide that.

He just wanted a shoulder rub, but deputies say masseuse from North Miami had more in mind

Oh, and the masseuse's last name is....seriously...Dong.

“pulled up a chair and began to negotiate prices for sexual favors.”

Sounds like she was driving a hard bargain,

Yeah, and unwanted touching is not the way to get someone to come again.

by **Nordic** 2023-03-13, 20:26

Florida Swillers

Giant blob of seaweed twice the width of US taking aim at Florida, scientists say

Oh, Florida - Page 15 WNflG-

by **Motown Spartan** 2023-03-13, 20:54

I don’t understand how it’s twice the width of the US and I heading toward the Gulf Coast.

by AvgMSUJoe 2023-03-13, 21:22

The Mexican beaches were covered with it.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2023-03-13, 21:52

The sargassum shit is annoying as fuck. Seems to have really picked up the last few years. A few years ago we did a little staycation weekend in Pompano, and just used the pool the whole time. The beach was pretty much unusable because of that.

by **Motown Spartan** 2023-03-13, 21:53

Biofuel

by **tGreenWay** 2023-03-13, 22:38

I saw a bear in Alaska with a tape worm that was nearly that long.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-03-13, 22:45

Motown Spartan wrote:Biofuel

Sell it to vegans as salad, or would they object to it having fish pee and poo on it?

by **Turtleneck** 2023-03-13, 23:11

This is why Floridians use a lot of drugs.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2023-03-14, 06:41

Turtleneck wrote:This is one of many why Floridians use a lot of drugs.

FIFY

by **Heat Miser** 2023-03-14, 10:04

I call Faux News BS. The distance from Miami to the African coast is only ~4,200 miles. This supposed 5k mile wide "blob" would literally span the entire Atlantic ocean and then some.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-03-14, 14:35

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:This is one of many reasons why Floridians use a lot of drugs.
FIFY

Fixed the FIFY for you.

by **Nordic** 2023-03-14, 16:27

Heat Miser wrote:I call Faux News BS. The distance from Miami to the African coast is only ~4,200 miles. This supposed 5k mile wide "blob" would literally span the entire Atlantic ocean and then some.

Don't bury your head in the Sargassum Blob

New York Times

Miami Herald

Oh, Florida - Page 15 Sargassum%20map%20February%202023

by **The Pantry** 2023-03-14, 16:45

Just hose it down with a quadrillion gallons of bleach.

by **Nordic** 2023-03-14, 18:37

The Pantry wrote:Just hose it down with a quadrillion gallons of bleach.

Air drop some copper sulfate

by **Heat Miser** 2023-03-14, 19:16

Nordic wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:I call Faux News BS. The distance from Miami to the African coast is only ~4,200 miles. This supposed 5k mile wide "blob" would literally span the entire Atlantic ocean and then some.

Don't bury your head in the Sargassum Blob

New York Times

Miami Herald

Fair enough. But a "blob" to me is a single contiguous mass. This looks like 3 separate "blobs" to me. And with hurricane season fast approaching, I think Mr. Blob is gonna get shredded within 6 months.

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-03-14, 19:18

Heat Miser wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Don't bury your head in the Sargassum Blob

New York Times

Miami Herald

Fair enough. But a "blob" to me is a single contiguous mass. This looks like 3 separate "blobs" to me. And with hurricane season fast approaching, I think Mr. Blob is gonna get shredded within 6 months.

I'm missing something here, I thought this was due to fertilizer run-off, but hard to believe that by where it is located.

by **Heat Miser** 2023-03-14, 19:22

Trapper Gus wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Don't bury your head in the Sargassum Blob

New York Times

Miami Herald

Fair enough. But a "blob" to me is a single contiguous mass. This looks like 3 separate "blobs" to me. And with hurricane season fast approaching, I think Mr. Blob is gonna get shredded within 6 months.

I'm missing something here, I thought this was due to fertilizer run-off, but hard to believe that by where it is located.

The fertilizer run-off thing is real, thanks to big sugar in FL. But that stuff starts inland and moves out to sea via rivers & water management canals. At least the giant blobs of seaweed are organic.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2023-03-15, 08:40

Heat Miser wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:

I'm missing something here, I thought this was due to fertilizer run-off, but hard to believe that by where it is located.

The fertilizer run-off thing is real, thanks to big sugar in FL. But that stuff starts inland and moves out to sea via rivers & water management canals. At least the giant blobs of seaweed are organic.

Big sugar has been downplaying their role in red tide for years.

This is kind of interesting. Maybe Africa is sending us their seaweed.
JetStream Max: Major Ocean Currents

by **Nordic** 2023-03-15, 08:52

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:

The fertilizer run-off thing is real, thanks to big sugar in FL. But that stuff starts inland and moves out to sea via rivers & water management canals. At least the giant blobs of seaweed are organic.

Big sugar has been downplaying their role in red tide for years.

This is kind of interesting. Maybe Africa is sending us their seaweed.
JetStream Max: Major Ocean Currents

From the NYT article (which I can't open again), it noted run off from the Congo, Amazon and Mississippi rivers as the main drivers.

by Rick Saunders 2023-03-15, 10:00

Trapper Gus wrote:

I'm missing something here, I thought this was due to fertilizer run-off, but hard to believe that by where it is located.

The sargassum is a normal thing to be in that region (Sargasso Sea). Hypothetically increased phosphate and nutrient concentration from the fertilizer runoff has increased the magnitude.

Oh, Florida - Page 15 JeanRhys_WideSargassoSea

Oh, Florida - Page 15 JeanRhys_WideSargassoSea

by **MiamiSpartan** 2023-03-24, 19:21

SIAP, a Florida state rep entered the names Anita Dick and Holden Hiscock into the record.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqL133GLe3P/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

by **Nordic** 2023-04-29, 00:15

Crossing Uber Eats driver off the possible career change options

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Sheriff: Uber Eats driver killed, dismembered during delivery

by **Cameron** 2023-04-29, 00:18

I mean, I'm not gonna say that EVERY person with face tattoos should be preemptively executed for the good of society, but I'm willing to consider it. But maybe that's my no-tattoo privilege talking...

by **tGreenWay** 2023-04-29, 10:37

Nordic wrote:Crossing Uber Eats driver off the possible career change options

Sheriff: Uber Eats driver killed, dismembered during delivery

Based on the pic of the accused, I’m kind of surprised they think he did it.

by **Nordic** 2023-04-29, 12:18

tGreenWay wrote:
Nordic wrote:Crossing Uber Eats driver off the possible career change options

Sheriff: Uber Eats driver killed, dismembered during delivery

Based on the pic of the accused, I’m kind of surprised they think he did it.

Lol

If I'm.an Uber Eats driver. I'm demanding pics before knocking on your door.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-04-29, 15:55

Nordic wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Based on the pic of the accused, I’m kind of surprised they think he did it.

Lol

If I'm.an Uber Eats driver. I'm demanding pics before knocking on your door.

Yup. No need for any interaction. I’d be leaving it on the porch and running back to my car.

by **Turtleneck** 2023-07-30, 17:45

Everything old is new again...

Leprosy cases in central Florida account for nearly 20% of national cases. What to know

Rising evidence is pointing to the possibility that leprosy has become endemic in the southeastern U.S. with Florida being named among the top reported states.

In a recently published research letter regarding emerging infectious diseases, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said that Florida is witnessing an increase in leprosy cases lacking traditional risk factors and recommending that travel to Florida be considered when conducting leprosy contact tracing in any state.

Leprosy, which is scientifically known as Hansen's disease, is a chronic infectious disease that primarily affects the skin and peripheral nervous system.

https://news.yahoo.com/leprosy-cases-central-florida-account-125918765.html

by **tGreenWay** 2023-07-30, 18:17

Turtleneck wrote:Everything old is new again...

Leprosy cases in central Florida account for nearly 20% of national cases. What to know

Rising evidence is pointing to the possibility that leprosy has become endemic in the southeastern U.S. with Florida being named among the top reported states.

In a recently published research letter regarding emerging infectious diseases, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said that Florida is witnessing an increase in leprosy cases lacking traditional risk factors and recommending that travel to Florida be considered when conducting leprosy contact tracing in any state.

Leprosy, which is scientifically known as Hansen's disease, is a chronic infectious disease that primarily affects the skin and peripheral nervous system.

https://news.yahoo.com/leprosy-cases-central-florida-account-125918765.html

With no disrespect intended toward our Florida Swill brethren, we’ve known for awhile that Florida is a leper colony.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2023-08-22, 09:32

The next Florida pro sports team should be nicknamed the Pythons.

Florida’s War With Invasive Pythons Has a New Twist

“She saw me,” he says. “I’m 5'11". And she picked herself up and practically looked me in the eye.” The snake’s sheer size gave him pause—but not for long.

That's a big snake Oh, Florida - Page 15 1550444538

by **tGreenWay** 2023-08-22, 11:50

Floyd Robertson wrote:The next Florida pro sports team should be nicknamed the Pythons.

Florida’s War With Invasive Pythons Has a New Twist

“She saw me,” he says. “I’m 5'11". And she picked herself up and practically looked me in the eye.” The snake’s sheer size gave him pause—but not for long.

That's a big snake

The guv won’t like it because it’s too penisy.

by **Trapper Gus** 2023-08-22, 12:21

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:The next Florida pro sports team should be nicknamed the Pythons.

Florida’s War With Invasive Pythons Has a New Twist

That's a big snake

The guv won’t like it because it’s too penisy.

That thought gives new meaning to the story of Eve, the Snake, the apple & Adam.

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