Re: Oh, Florida

by **tGreenWay** 2022-04-07, 15:21

Floyd Robertson wrote:Florida drawbridges will fuck you up.

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That is, if you park under one while trying to stay dry because it happens to be raining.

You're on a boat. Surrounded by water. And you're afraid of some raindrops?

This seems like a Gary Larson cartoon.
“Randy the bridge operator re-wires the ‘Up’ button and now those punks in their fancy pontoon boat will rue the day they teased him about his acne.”
Or something like that.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-04-12, 03:06

What do a couple of Florida teenagers do when they have guns and body armor? They shoot at each other.
As you would expect, it did not end well.

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/amp/article/news/crime/marion-county-teen-killed-by-friend/77-431c5858-c1ec-48c0-9f5b-28ca68ac5c18

by **MiamiSpartan** 2022-04-12, 06:37

Who of us hasn't been in this situation?
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by **Motown Spartan** 2022-04-12, 06:39

MiamiSpartan wrote:Who of us hasn't been in this situation?
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That could've been me just last week!

by **Nordic** 2022-04-22, 19:17

Am I a bad person if I laughed a little at this one? Picture the scene. Assume grandma is fine.

Florida bride and caterer charged with lacing wedding food with cannabis

by **kingstonlake** 2022-04-26, 13:27

Florida brothers. Help me out. Bought a car a couple weeks ago at a Florida dealership. Financing through my Michigan credit union. Picking it up Saturday when our plane lands for family vacation. Dude says I have to go to the dealership to sign papers. Meet business manager. Seriously? You guys can't do doc signage at the airport? Is this fuck stick gonna try to sell me extended coverage and shot? I call BS.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2022-04-26, 13:34

kingstonlake wrote:Florida brothers. Help me out. Bought a car a couple weeks ago at a Florida dealership. Financing through my Michigan credit union. Picking it up Saturday when our plane lands for family vacation. Dude says I have to go to the dealership to sign papers. Meet business manager. Seriously? You guys can't do doc signage at the airport? Is this fuck stick gonna try to sell me extended coverage and shot? I call BS.

Expect about $4k to $5k of add ons that cost the dealer next to nothing. Call them and tell them to send the paperwork so you can get Michigan plates, tell them your credit union is requiring it. They probably also want to add an additional $900+ for documentation fees.

Florida has the highest documentation fees in the United States, with an average document fee of $670

by **Floyd Robertson** 2022-04-26, 13:36

kingstonlake wrote:Florida brothers. Help me out. Bought a car a couple weeks ago at a Florida dealership. Financing through my Michigan credit union. Picking it up Saturday when our plane lands for family vacation. Dude says I have to go to the dealership to sign papers. Meet business manager. Seriously? You guys can't do doc signage at the airport? Is this fuck stick gonna try to sell me extended coverage and shot? I call BS.

They are definitely going to try to ream you with new and creative charges, like "inventory short supply means we're fucking with you surcharges".

by **kingstonlake** 2022-04-26, 13:42

I've already purchased the vehicle. Credit union wired them the funds two weeks ago.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2022-04-26, 13:57

Oh, now I understand the problem. They have no incentive to be extra helpful lol.

by **Heat Miser** 2022-04-26, 15:35

kingstonlake wrote:Florida brothers. Help me out. Bought a car a couple weeks ago at a Florida dealership. Financing through my Michigan credit union. Picking it up Saturday when our plane lands for family vacation. Dude says I have to go to the dealership to sign papers. Meet business manager. Seriously? You guys can't do doc signage at the airport? Is this fuck stick gonna try to sell me extended coverage and shot? I call BS.

"See, they install that TruCoat at the factory, there's nothin' we can do, but I'll talk to my boss."

by **The Pantry** 2022-04-26, 15:53

kingstonlake wrote:Florida brothers. Help me out. Bought a car a couple weeks ago at a Florida dealership. Financing through my Michigan credit union. Picking it up Saturday when our plane lands for family vacation. Dude says I have to go to the dealership to sign papers. Meet business manager. Seriously? You guys can't do doc signage at the airport? Is this fuck stick gonna try to sell me extended coverage and shot? I call BS.

Get out of it anyway you can. Buy your next vehicle in Michigan.

by **Rocinante** 2022-04-26, 17:03

@them on Twitter and see if they want to avoid bad exposure.

by **Turtleneck** 2022-04-26, 17:14

Rocinante wrote:@them on Twitter and see if they want to avoid bad exposure.

Or expose yourself to them by @them dirty pics on Twitter.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2022-04-26, 17:20

Rocinante wrote:@them on Twitter and see if they want to avoid bad exposure.

Nothing like a good shaming in the public square.

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by **Rocinante** 2022-04-26, 17:45

It used to work better than calling a lot of companies’ customer service. Don’t know if it still does.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2022-04-26, 17:48

Oh it definitely still works.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2022-06-03, 07:33

They never saw it cumming.

Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle to crash into FedEx truck, officials say

And no, it wasn't me. I can maintain my concentration when driving.

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-06-03, 08:27

MiamiSpartan wrote:They never saw it cumming.

Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle to crash into FedEx truck, officials say

And no, it wasn't me. I can maintain my concentration when driving.

That would depend on how well she performed, wouldn't it?

by **DWags** 2022-06-03, 09:28

MiamiSpartan wrote:They never saw it cumming.

Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle to crash into FedEx truck, officials say

And no, it wasn't me. I can maintain my concentration when driving.

“The World According to Garp”

In that scene the woman performing oral got hit from behind in her driveway and kept a piece of the guy with her in her mouth.

Life imitating art?

by Rick Saunders 2022-06-03, 13:53

DWags wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:They never saw it cumming.

Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle to crash into FedEx truck, officials say

And no, it wasn't me. I can maintain my concentration when driving.

“The World According to Garp”

In that scene the woman performing oral got hit from behind in her driveway and kept a piece of the guy with her in her mouth.

Life imitating art?

Poor Walt though.

Not quite as severe in Parenthood.

by **Turtleneck** 2022-06-03, 13:56

"It’s unclear whether anyone will be charged in the crash."

I would to know if anyone discharged in the crash.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-06-03, 17:44

DWags wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:They never saw it cumming.

Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle to crash into FedEx truck, officials say

And no, it wasn't me. I can maintain my concentration when driving.

“The World According to Garp”

In that scene the woman performing oral got hit from behind in her driveway and kept a piece of the guy with her in her mouth.

Life imitating art?

On a positive note, his dick has been disaster-proofed. What’s left of it, i mean.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-06-03, 17:48

Turtleneck wrote:"It’s unclear whether anyone will be charged in the crash."

I would to know if anyone discharged in the crash.

He got charged… if she was a ho.

by Rick Saunders 2022-06-04, 18:27

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

“The World According to Garp”

In that scene the woman performing oral got hit from behind in her driveway and kept a piece of the guy with her in her mouth.

Life imitating art?

On a positive note, his dick has been disaster-proofed. What’s left of it, i mean.

It's pre-disastered.

Disproportionate fraction of Garp fans in here.

by **DWags** 2022-06-04, 18:31

Rick Saunders wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

On a positive note, his dick has been disaster-proofed. What’s left of it, i mean.

It's pre-disastered.

Disproportionate fraction of Garp fans in here.

What are the odds of a plane ever crashing into this house again?

by **DWags** 2022-06-04, 18:32

I mean, I had mine surgically removed

by **Jake from State Farm** 2022-08-10, 15:33

Headline of the day: Florida Man Stunned to Find That Laws Apply to Him Too

lol!

by **tGreenWay** 2022-10-26, 19:29

Florida man who spent nearly a decade trying to overturn his state’s mandatory helmet law dies in a motorcycle crash that also killed his girlfriend. Neither were wearing helmets. The two were on their way to a funeral when the fatal wreck occurred. The man was also an attorney who frequently represented motorcycle drivers who had been ticketed for not wearing a helmet, prior to the change in the law.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/oct/26/florida-attorney-motorcycle-helmet-laws-dies-crash?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

by **Floyd Robertson** 2022-12-05, 15:17

Oh man.

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by **tGreenWay** 2022-12-05, 15:39

Put that idiot on suicide watch.

by **The Pantry** 2022-12-05, 15:56

Wonder if the gun was a Sig P320?

‘Dangerously defective’ pistol fires even if you don’t touch the trigger, lawsuit says

A gunmaker promised one of its pistols sold in the U.S. “won’t fire unless you want it to” — but a new federal lawsuit argues that’s a lie. The lives of experienced gun users, who are suing Sig Sauer, Inc., were “upended” by the company’s “dangerously defective pistol,” a complaint filed Nov. 30 in federal court in New Hampshire states. Twenty plaintiffs named in the lawsuit became gunshot victims when their own Sig Sauer P320 Pistol fired unexpectedly, without the trigger ever being touched, according to the complaint representing the plaintiffs nationwide.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-12-05, 16:03

The Pantry wrote:Wonder if the gun was a Sig P320?

‘Dangerously defective’ pistol fires even if you don’t touch the trigger, lawsuit says

A gunmaker promised one of its pistols sold in the U.S. “won’t fire unless you want it to” — but a new federal lawsuit argues that’s a lie. The lives of experienced gun users, who are suing Sig Sauer, Inc., were “upended” by the company’s “dangerously defective pistol,” a complaint filed Nov. 30 in federal court in New Hampshire states. Twenty plaintiffs named in the lawsuit became gunshot victims when their own Sig Sauer P320 Pistol fired unexpectedly, without the trigger ever being touched, according to the complaint representing the plaintiffs nationwide.

I have one of those. It was a gift. Never fired because I learned of that problem months ago. Minus well use it as a paperweight.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2022-12-05, 16:07

Big day in things you don't see everyday from the sunshine state.

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by **The Pantry** 2022-12-05, 16:23

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Wonder if the gun was a Sig P320?

‘Dangerously defective’ pistol fires even if you don’t touch the trigger, lawsuit says

I have one of those. It was a gift. Never fired because I learned of that problem months ago. Minus well use it as a paperweight.

Why not go Plaxico? Shoot yourself in the leg and get in on the lawsuits? Oh, Florida - Page 14 2599972566

by **tGreenWay** 2022-12-05, 16:43

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I have one of those. It was a gift. Never fired because I learned of that problem months ago. Minus well use it as a paperweight.
Why not go Plaxico? Shoot yourself in the leg and get in on the lawsuits?

lol because I’m not interested in some kool-aid drinking prosecutor sending me to Jackson for a couple of years. Plus, I’m a big baby with a low pain threshold.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-12-05, 16:44

Floyd Robertson wrote:Big day in things you don't see everyday from the sunshine state.

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Good.

by **The Pantry** 2022-12-05, 17:41

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Why not go Plaxico? Shoot yourself in the leg and get in on the lawsuits?
lol because I’m not interested in some kool-aid drinking prosecutor sending me to Jackson for a couple of years. Plus, I’m a big baby with a low pain threshold.

Son has a P320 7-8 years old, purchased shortly after the model was released. Likes going to the range. Claims he's put maybe 10-12 thousand rounds throught it with no issue.

He's speculating it might be a production quality issue with more recently made. That makes sense. Will be interesting to see what an investigation turns up.

How old is your P320? Maybe more importantly, who gifted it to you? Twisted Evil

by **Nordic** 2022-12-05, 19:15

Floyd Robertson wrote:Oh man.

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butt play?

by **InTenSity** 2022-12-21, 13:48

Someone make this work for me. Oh, Florida - Page 14 1966794946

Travis, this is for you.

https://twitter.com/BecauseMiami/status/1605562770895749120?t=lXstkPsy9FAsgL6kX27jxQ&s=19

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