Are any Swill members in the transfer portal?

Bill Cain?
Greenway?

Do we have a transfer portal coordinator? Travis is way too busy and successful as our recruiting coordinator I don’t think we should put that in his plate.

Couple hours away, transferring from work mode to 16 day vacation.

We have been in communication with Turtleneck about available playing time next year and the barriers that he is facing to seeing the field.

I am weighing my options because the like button is turning swill into a mini Facebook which we all know has ruined the world.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:We have been in communication with Turtleneck about available playing time next year and the barriers that he is facing to seeing the field.

I am a better fit for the NMU board.

Rocinante wrote:I am weighing my options because the like button is turning swill into a mini Facebook which we all know has ruined the world.

Uncorrect. It's the plus/minus buttons that ruin the world.

The Pantry wrote:

Rocinante wrote:I am weighing my options because the like button is turning swill into a mini Facebook which we all know has ruined the world.

Uncorrect. It's the plus/minus buttons that ruin the world.

We have to be able to add and subtract on calculators, Pantry. Plus we have to know when we have added by subtraction. Get with the program.

Turtleneck wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Uncorrect. It's the plus/minus buttons that ruin the world.

We have to be able to add and subtract on calculators, Pantry. Plus we have to know when we have added by subtraction. Get with the program.

You need to get out of your shell someday...

I'm considering transferring to a steveless place where I can say CLINT as much as I want.

Cameron wrote:I'm considering transferring to a steveless place where I can say CLINT as much as I want.

Go optimist it out your ass.

kingstonlake wrote:

Cameron wrote:I'm considering transferring to a steveless place where I can say CLINT as much as I want.

Go optimist it out your ass.

When I TempeTantrum on you guys, don't say I didn't warn you.

DWags wrote:Bill Cain?
Greenway?

Do we have a transfer portal coordinator? Travis is way too busy and successful as our recruiting coordinator I don’t think we should put that in his plate.

Good luck trying to get me to leave, bitch.

I’m downvoting everyone in this thread including myself.

I will cancel them out with Likes. Don't worry guys.

This place needs Christmas avatars to brighten it up.

A quick check of the roster in this thread shows we’re technically down one. WBH is performing his Haka at UH.

tGreenWay wrote:A quick check of the roster in this thread shows we’re technically down one. WBH is performing his Haka at UH.

With dirty clothes

I've hit the portal and transferred to the Swill. Fuck that other board that can't handle the truth

Well I'm a D-Tackle so I think I have to transfer. Seems there's been a new D-lineman enter the portal every day. It would be nice to have Barrow back.

Swill Nation -

The past season has been an absolute blast in the virtual Woodshed (TM). The Nation brought the noise and the passion. Truly I will never forget my time here. After much prayer and discussion with my family, I have made the hard decision to enter the transfer portal. I will be taking my talents and joining Coach Carpenter at Spartan/Raider Nation. I am truly blessed to have posted here on the virtual Woodshed (TM), and I am looking forward to my fans joining me for the next chapter.

To God be the glory,

CaptainSlow.

StylesGShmooth wrote:Well I'm a D-Tackle so I think I have to transfer. Seems there's been a new D-lineman enter the portal every day. It would be nice to have Barrow back.

It will be easier to see Barrow leave if it means you stay here.

CaptainSlow33 wrote:Swill Nation -

The past season has been an absolute blast in the virtual Woodshed (TM). The Nation brought the noise and the passion. Truly I will never forget my time here. After much prayer and discussion with my family, I have made the hard decision to enter the transfer portal. I will be taking my talents and joining Coach Carpenter at Spartan/Raider Nation. I am truly blessed to have posted here on the virtual Woodshed (TM), and I am looking forward to my fans joining me for the next chapter.

To God be the glory,

CaptainSlow.

We respekt yer desizhun.

CaptainSlow33 wrote:Swill Nation -

The past season has been an absolute blast in the virtual Woodshed (TM). The Nation brought the noise and the passion. Truly I will never forget my time here. After much prayer and discussion with my family, I have made the hard decision to enter the transfer portal. I will be taking my talents and joining Coach Carpenter at Spartan/Raider Nation. I am truly blessed to have posted here on the virtual Woodshed (TM), and I am looking forward to my fans joining me for the next chapter.

To God be the glory,

CaptainSlow.

Woodpile >>>>> Woodshed

--DWags

lol it’s adorable that any of you think you have the option to leave.

How precious. The doors are locked though. You’re stuck here forever.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:lol it’s adorable that any of you think you have the option to leave.

How precious. The doors are locked though. You’re stuck here forever.

I'm sure you would make an exception for one or two of us, not that I'm leaving...

Did I say exceptions? Shut the fuck up trapper and go eat your complimentary porridge.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:lol it’s adorable that any of you think you have the option to leave.

How precious. The doors are locked though. You’re stuck here forever.

SD4L?

Swill Dolt for Life?

Green money wrote:I've hit the portal and transferred to the Swill. Fuck that other board that can't handle the truth

What's the truth?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:lol it’s adorable that any of you think you have the option to leave.

How precious. The doors are locked though. You’re stuck here forever.

So this is The Hotel California?

The truth is they all have their hands down their pants imitating Tuck.

To be fair, a good 30% of the fellas and the one occasional lady are probably in the same predicament here most the time. (Of course im talking literally, not figuratively)

AvgMSUJoe wrote:To be fair, a good 30% of the fellas and the one occasional lady are probably in the same predicament here most the time. (Of course im talking literally, not figuratively)

You mean we all have our hands down our pants?
<looks>
Yup.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Did I say exceptions? Shut the fuck up trapper and go eat your complimentary porridge.

Please sir, may I have another.

I say we all run away at the same time. No chance Travis can catch us all. Some will make it out.

I'm going with the prisoner's dilemma and narking the rest of you out.

Zurn wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:lol it’s adorable that any of you think you have the option to leave.

How precious. The doors are locked though. You’re stuck here forever.

So this is The Hotel California?

Close, but no.

Trapper Gus wrote:I'm going with the prisoner's dilemma and narking the rest of you out.

Snitches get shivved, or something that rhymes.

Every great thread is ruined by an Eagles reference.

Turtleneck wrote:Every great thread is ruined by an Eagles reference.

Don’t read the posts above or you’re going to feel some heartache tonight.