Why is Detroit such a violent city?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/completely-unexpected-male-polar-bear-kills-female-during-breeding-attempt-at-detroit-zoo/ar-BB1dxV4v?li=BBnb7Kz

An attempt to foment life went terribly wrong at the Detroit Zoo when a male polar bear instead killed his partner on Monday while attempting to breed with her.

Sometimes, rough sex gets a little out of control. Who among us hasn’t been there before?

Talk about white privilege. If they were black bears he would have been euthanized by now.

Motown Spartan wrote:Talk about white privilege. If they were black bears he would have been euthanized by now.

Fucking northerners. The murder happened in Royal Oak. Just like all you white bubbas thought the malice at the palace was also a Detroit thing.

Don’t fear Detroit.

Threatdown: Bears.

Godless killing machines

That bear never said the safe word.

Someone should’ve explained to mr. bear that nibbling on the nape of his sex partner’s neck is a potentially fatal move. Sexy AF, but deadly.

It's a pretty sad story. I can't believe people are asking if they're going to euthanize the bear like he's some sort of out of control killer zombie bear out of a movie. He's a fucking bear.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:It's a pretty sad story. I can't believe people are asking if they're going to euthanize the bear like he's some sort of out of control killer zombie bear out of a movie. He's a fucking bear.

Bears gonna bear!

We bearly knew her.

WOTS is a bunch of coke was found at the crime scene.

No doubt this tragedy will end up as an episode on Paw & Order.

Maybe I should have posted in the "especially grizzly ways to die" thread?

Nah. Seems out of place.

Greenway I think you found your niche - bear jokes.

steveschneider wrote:Greenway I think you found your niche - bear jokes.

and I'll bet he's bearly breaking a sweat thinking them up

Jake from State Farm wrote:

steveschneider wrote:Greenway I think you found your niche - bear jokes.

and I'll bet he's bearly breaking a sweat thinking them up

He’s a natural when it comes to pandaring to an audience.

steveschneider wrote:

Jake from State Farm wrote:


and I'll bet he's bearly breaking a sweat thinking them up

He’s a natural when it comes to pandaring to an audience.

He is, fur real.

Word is the zookeepers were piping in Marilyn Manson music at the time to help set "the mood".