Pay for a Chicago residents

by Hut1hut2 2014-07-25, 09:11

Bullet proof vest. It's time for another weekend shooting gallery in the Windy City. When will Chicago adopt some gun control?

by **Heat Miser** 2014-07-25, 09:22

You need to provide a fake link to be a proper trolling smartass. Weak effort. No points.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-07-25, 09:55

Hut1hut2 wrote:Bullet proof vest. It's time for another weekend shooting gallery in the Windy City. When will Chicago adopt some gun control?

Didn't homicides in Chicago begin to drop significantly in the early 2000s?

by **DWags** 2014-07-25, 10:12

Turtleneck wrote:

Didn't homicides in Chicago begin to drop significantly in the early 2000s?

jAll violent crime in America started to drop about 20-25 years after Roe V. Wade was passed.

No coincidence either.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-07-25, 11:52

Hut1hut2 wrote:Bullet proof vest. It's time for another weekend shooting gallery in the Windy City. When will Chicago adopt some gun control?

F uck you

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-25, 13:07

I haven't been shot at once this week.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-07-25, 13:43

DWags wrote:

jAll violent crime in America started to drop about 20-25 years after Roe V. Wade was passed.

No coincidence either.

I also read Freakonomics.

by **Rocinante** 2014-07-25, 13:45

Turtleneck wrote:

I also read Freakonomics.

Did you also read Chicken Soup for the Freakonomic Soul?

by Hut1hut2 2014-07-25, 14:14

Turtleneck wrote:

I also read Freakonomics.

Didn't freakonomics not account for how the new FBI method for measurement leads to under reporting crime?

by beal99 2014-07-25, 14:15

Hut1hut2 wrote:Bullet proof vest. It's time for another weekend shooting gallery in the Windy City. When will Chicago adopt some gun control?

what the **** are you even trying to say?

by Hut1hut2 2014-07-25, 19:05

beal99 wrote:

what the **** are you even trying to say?

Let me sum it up. You are retarded

by **steveschneider** 2014-07-25, 19:14

Chicago hot dogs give me the explosive shits.

by Turf 2014-07-27, 02:14

DWags wrote:

jAll violent crime in America started to drop about 20-25 years after Roe V. Wade was passed.

No coincidence either.

more like 15-20 years after lead was taken out of gasoline.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27067615

by Chitown_Badger 2014-07-27, 15:09

Chicago isn't even in the top 20 for homicide rates. But Detroit and Flint are.

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-07-27, 15:38

Chitown_Badger wrote:Chicago isn't even in the top 20 for homicide rates. But Detroit and Flint are.

We're not shooting 3 year olds

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/26/justice/chicago-deadly-violence/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

by Chitown_Badger 2014-07-27, 16:52

Snake Plissken wrote:

We're not shooting 3 year olds

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/26/justice/chicago-deadly-violence/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

You sure about that?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=child+shot+in+detroit

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-27, 23:35

Update: no shootings on my block this weekend.
I even went downtown and didn't shoot a single person.

by SawGreen 2014-07-27, 23:53

Hut1hut2 wrote:Bullet proof vest. It's time for another weekend shooting gallery in the Windy City. When will Chicago adopt some gun control?

I'm sure all of the shootings were from registered hand gun owners.

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-28, 10:28

SawGreen wrote:
I'm sure all of the shootings were from registered hand gun owners.

No, the shootings were from the guns, not the owners. Do you think the owners are out there throwing bullets?

And... I made it to work this morning without shooting anyone or getting shot at. Not even once.
I even stopped and got my car washed. The car wash is always a little sketchy and there wasn't even any shooting there.

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-29, 15:18

I was on the south side (gasp) all morning.

No shootings to report.

by Toe 2014-07-29, 15:35

Phil McCrackin wrote:I was on the south side (gasp) all morning.

No shootings to report.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-chicago-shooting-gun-violence-20140729,0,2647874.story

west side's the best side.

by **DroppedByADime** 2014-07-29, 15:36

Detroit is far more frightening at night in any part outside of the " hockey town / stadium" district.

by Hut1hut2 2014-07-29, 15:37

Phil McCrackin wrote:I was on the south side (gasp) all morning.

No shootings to report.

Yes! Chicago is now safe.

by AvgMSUJoe 2014-07-29, 15:49

SawGreen wrote:
I'm sure all of the shootings were from registered hand gun owners.

I have a black helicopter theory the NRA funds a band of thieves who specifically target random gun shops.

They all have a little circle jerk every time a gun shop is robbed.

Yay more illegal gun owners!!! cheers

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-29, 16:52

Hut1hut2 wrote:

Yes! Chicago is now safe.

I'm starting to think I don't even need a bullet proof vest.

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-30, 08:21

Morning jog: no shots fired.

by AvgMSUJoe 2014-07-30, 08:54

Snake Plissken wrote:

We're not shooting 3 year olds

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/26/justice/chicago-deadly-violence/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

From today's paper...

http://www.freep.com/article/20140730/NEWS01/307300104/Detroit-boy-shot-killed

by **Turtleneck** 2014-07-30, 10:11

DroppedByADime wrote:Detroit is far more frightening at night in any part outside of the " hockey town / stadium" district.

My guess is you do not venture below 55 all that often.

by **SeeRockCity** 2014-07-30, 12:25

DWags wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Didn't homicides in Chicago begin to drop significantly in the early 2000s?

jAll violent crime in America started to drop about 20-25 years after Roe V. Wade was passed.

No coincidence either.

Also, Beanie Babies were introduced exactly 20 years after Roe V. Wade. Coincidence? I think NOT!

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-30, 12:28

as long as it's not middle class white people getting shot, I'm not too worried..

that's what jesus would want.

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-30, 14:09

I just walked to lunch and back, which required me to walk past a CTA station with some strange looking people hanging around it. Thankfully none of them shot me.

by **Heat Miser** 2014-07-30, 14:13

Phil McCrackin wrote:I just walked to lunch and back, which required me to walk past a CTA station with some strange looking people hanging around it. Thankfully none of them shot me.

I thought you were the good McCrackin?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-30, 14:42

Phil McCrackin wrote:I just walked to lunch and back, which required me to walk past a CTA station with some strange looking people hanging around it. Thankfully none of them shot me.

you're a very, very lucky man.. I will continue to pray for you.

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-30, 14:50

Heat Miser wrote:

I thought you were the good McCrackin?

If people don't appreciate my updates from the front lines of the battle field, I will stop.

by Toe 2014-07-30, 14:56

Phil McCrackin wrote:

If people don't appreciate my updates from the front lines of the battle field, I will stop.

no, continue reporting from the mean streets of Crackerville.

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-30, 15:03

Toe wrote:

no, continue reporting from the mean streets of Crackerville.

Crackerville? Dude, I walked past a CTA station today. Twice.

by **SeeRockCity** 2014-07-30, 15:17

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
you're a very, very lucky man.. I will continue to pray for you.

Pay for a Chicago residents E8024fdefb48739bc374f737082616b6173817981a40ec006a0751d5daf186e6

by **Heat Miser** 2014-07-30, 15:20

Phil McCrackin wrote:
Toe wrote:

no, continue reporting from the mean streets of Crackerville.

Crackerville? Dude, I walked past a CTA station today. Twice.

Slumming it on the Purple line?

by **Phil McCrackin** 2014-07-30, 15:24

Heat Miser wrote:

Slumming it on the Purple line?

I was just walking by the station, not riding the train. When I slum it on CTA, it usually involves the Brown or Red lines. We all know which one is worse.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-07-30, 15:25

SeeRockCity wrote:

yeah - atheists are some strange people, too - not as strange as religious people, but can be kinda odd.

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