Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-16, 13:48

Guest is outraged by the FBI raid
he got so sad, his congregation prayed
for their christian hero
tolerance of criticism is zero
against the Deep State, they crusade

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-16, 13:52

uh oh, it's that time again.. a new page paying homage to our favorite Miovian, Guest.

here's hoping that as summer winds down, he's enjoyed evenings on the couch receiving his mainstream media talking points.. Sunday mornings at church.. lots of breakfasts, lunches and dinners at the Mio Dinner... getting ready for some Spartan football.

as is tradition, we post his manifesto, the ManiGuesto, at (or near) the top of each page. The completely coherent, not-at-all-irrational works of our favorite son from Oscoda County.

here's to you, Guest... we know you're reading. We miss you and hope you're in a good mental space. tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread - Page 4 969504605

tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread - Page 4 969504605

Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-08-16, 14:29

Mio is now number one
Goose is impressed a ton
worst in the state
he needs a mate
someone to spank his bun

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-16, 15:50

from the main board, here is some elitist libtard who is not a fan of the Land of Freedom, Liberty, God and Family Values.

don't click it, Guest.. go for a walk, deep breaths... maybe listen to some relaxing music, enjoy the breeze, the sound of children laughing.

The 10 Worst Small Towns In Michigan For 2022

1. Mio

Population: 1,555
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 4)
Median Home Value: $67,300 (18th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 16.4% (4th worst)

if you're fragile, do NOT click this.. you can thank me later.

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-08-17, 08:42

the country is splitting in two
about one in five believe it is due
On this board
Goose was gored
In Mio his friends are all blue

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-22, 08:20

there once was a poster named Guest
being tolerant of others was a test
criticism of his hero was rough
he finally had enough
his recliner has a orthopedic back rest

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-26, 10:38

Biden canceled some student loans
out of Mio, you heard collective groans
only they can live off taxpayer funding
otherwise, they find it unbecoming
their hypocrisy runs to their bones

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-29, 08:41

Guest is enjoying a quiet Monday
it comes on the back of his church-going Sunday
a day spent in the christian pews
then watching the mainstream media news
makes for an ideal, fun day

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-30, 08:48

there once was a guy named Guest
whose patience you must not test
his tolerance for fun was low
he decided it was best to go
I hope he's able to get some rest

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-08-30, 13:09

A poem was once something old
Now they are only just bold
Somthing got loose
It must be goose
And only a right wing I'm told

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-30, 13:35

Ethel cooks at the Mio Diner
deep-fried butter, nothing could be finer
you can hear the arteries clog
they should really go for a jog
their christian hero is a drug-addicted whiner

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-30, 13:38

Ethel works alongside Mary
the amount of cigs Mary smokes is scary
they'll stand in the parking lot
smoke all the cigs they've got
and talk about their husbands, Dave and Gary

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-30, 13:40

Gary is a deacon at the Mio church
Dave is a cooker of deep-fried perch
Mary goes into a coughing fit
just as Dave's stove top is lit
for an inhaler, Mary begins to search

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-08-30, 13:43

Guest is pals with Dave and Gary
big loaded guns, they all do carry
carrying their guns is a must
in they mainstream media, they place a lot of trust
of non-white people, they are quite wary

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-01, 12:06

Guest is proudly 'pro-life'
be it 10 year old rape victim or a beautiful wife
he's also pro-execution
the death penalty is one of his favorite institutions
moral consistency presents him with great strife

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-02, 11:33

There once was a poster named Goose
to the insurrection, they took a noose
they were gonna hang Mike Pence
MAGA has been sad ever since
their collective anger is profuse

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-09-08, 20:37

Goose and his Mio band are tied
His anti-abortion may be fried
now on the ballot
what will he pallot
Ethel will keep him all tied

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-13, 08:53

women just need to quit their bitchin'
and get themselves back in the kitchen
cookin' chicken-fried steak
great housewives they shall make
bible verses on pillows, they will be stitchin'

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-09-13, 08:58

The head of the Goose it is spinning
In Mio the Right to Choose is winning
Woman Killing
Gets Top Billing
All those souls at church they are sinning

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-13, 09:01

there once was a poster named Guest
whose patience you best not test
outraged by the stolen election
cheering fascism and an insurrection
leaving the board at his so his mind could rest

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-09-14, 12:45

Abortion after 15 weeks is now a sin
Hard to tell exactly when life does begin
Catholics once said twenty-four
Or first breath but no-more
Goose is confused as to which one will win

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-16, 11:57

there once was a guy named Guest
who supported human trafficking with zest
treat migrants like animals, not like people
is what they teach 'neath the Mio church steeple
fragile white people are terribly oppressed

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-09-19, 08:57

Goose knows his side wins every race
If not the libs cheating is the case
Stop them from voting
Is what he's promoting
Don't allow them to get to first base

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-19, 10:57

Guest sits in the church pews
beholden to the mainstream media news
they give him a feeling of contentment
and fill him with white male resentment
he left the board, his ego quite bruised

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-09-20, 09:31

In Mio the leaves will be turning
So Goose will be outside a burning
Smoke in his face
He knows his place
Yet the election has his tummy a churning

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-22, 06:43

Guest wants to defund the FBI
the rule of law makes him cry
right wing christian tears
it is scary migrants he fears
The mainstream media tells him why

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-09-23, 23:03

the city is north of Mio
and farther west than Ohio
no goose
can boost
gophers with such a huge bio

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-26, 08:38

Guest is very concerned with reproductive rights
'freedom' should be determined by men, especially the whites
women need to get back to the kitchen
be respectful, stop their bitchin'
white men will determine their basic human rights

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-09-27, 11:03

There once was a poster named Goose
Who hated the movie foot loose
Dancing and sex
Good grief what next
In Mio he lives in a caboose

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-28, 10:47

Goose was Maverick's best friend
you thought it would last until the end
Goose died while out at sea
fighting to preserve democracy
something that Mio cannot commend

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-09-28, 10:49

Ethel washes dishes at the Mio diner
her attention to detail could not be finer
she scrubs off the cooked-on cheese
Guest always says "thank you" and "please"
then he retires to his comfortable recliner

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-09-30, 09:08

There once was a poster named Guest
On the Swill he was big a pest
he left
no deft
Now we all are no longer blessed

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-10-03, 09:24

Monday at the Mio Diner is a swell time
chicken-fried Snickers taste mighty fine
the cutlery is disposable
most patrons have thumbs that are opposable
Freddie Bob, in the kitchen, scrubs the grime

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-10-03, 11:13

Guest and the GOP love to tell their lies
the mainstream media is where truth goes and dies
he's excited about supporting Tudor Dixon
and keeping women firmly in the kitchen
Guest goes to town once a week for church supplies

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-10-07, 09:33

In Mio the girls support for three is flying
Goose is sad and he is defiantly crying
Yes for three
How can it be
Don't they know that zygots are dying

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/10/7/2127430/-Abortion-The-wedge-issue-pushing-blue-collar-white-women-away-from-Republicans

I know, a link in the poem thread???

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-10-07, 09:56

Trapper Gus wrote:In Mio the girls support for three is flying
Goose is sad and he is defiantly crying
Yes for three
How can it be
Don't they know that zygots are dying

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/10/7/2127430/-Abortion-The-wedge-issue-pushing-blue-collar-white-women-away-from-Republicans

I know, a link in the poem thread???

it's okay..

for the non-poet laureates of the board, we can't assume that everyone shares the intimate knowledge we have, re: the subject matter.. a frame of reference is important as it relates to conveying the depth of our work to the unwashed masses.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-10-07, 09:58

Guest is staunchly 'pro-life'
be it child, girlfriend or submissive wife
life begins at conception
but they killed people at their violent insurrection
their cognitive dissonance is riddled with strife

by **Trapper Gus** 2022-10-07, 10:14

can I be a poet laureate apprentice
that would be better than being a dentist
I did cheat
rhyming it beat
But goose would still be a menace

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-10-07, 11:05

Mio loves little white babies
the brown ones, some say, might have scabies
the little white ones have locks of golden curls
they tear up when the American flag unfurls
you belong in the kitchen, ladies

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2022-10-07, 12:16

Guest puts his faith into the lord
angered and saddened, he had to leave the board
he's at home relaxing in his recliner
enjoying takeout from the Mio Diner
deep-fried butter sticks are his beautiful reward

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