Hey guys! Who missed me?

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-12, 19:58

So 2024 has been a pain in the ass. But I'm alive.
Lately, if I have a moment being on my phone is the last thing I want to do. I apologize for my absence, but it's likely I still won't be on much.

I just missed you guys and I wanted to say hi.

Did I miss anything interesting?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2024-03-12, 20:01

We had a thread for you on your birthday. It was definitely on that day. Right in the nose, not even late at all. Just check threads from on your birthday and you will see it.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2024-03-12, 20:02

Whatever has been going on, don't compound your problems by jumping woodpiles.

by **DWags** 2024-03-12, 20:07

Floyd Robertson wrote:Whatever has been going on, don't compound your problems by jumping woodpiles.

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-12, 20:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:We had a thread for you on your birthday. It was definitely on that day. Right in the nose, not even late at all. Just check threads from on your birthday and you will see it.

I don't even remember my birthday, why should anyone else? Hey guys! Who missed me? 502811600

Floyd Robertson wrote:Whatever has been going on, don't compound your problems by jumping woodpiles.

So is that the only inside joke I missed?

by **DWags** 2024-03-12, 20:24

Dendrobates wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:We had a thread for you on your birthday. It was definitely on that day. Right in the nose, not even late at all. Just check threads from on your birthday and you will see it.
I don't even remember my birthday, why should anyone else?

Floyd Robertson wrote:Whatever has been going on, don't compound your problems by jumping woodpiles.

So is that the only inside joke I missed?

This is me. No more airports. I made the jump, didn’t stick the landing.

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-12, 20:28

DWags wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:
I don't even remember my birthday, why should anyone else?

So is that the only inside joke I missed?

This is me. No more airports. I made the jump, didn’t stick the landing.

Holy shit! You crushed your tibia and fibula?! That takes a special kind of talent.

by **DWags** 2024-03-12, 20:30

Dendrobates wrote:
DWags wrote:

This is me. No more airports. I made the jump, didn’t stick the landing.

Holy shit! You crushed your tibia and fibula?! That takes a special kind of talent.

See guys she used the word “talent”

They were using the phrase “special kind of idiot”.

by **duffy munn** 2024-03-12, 20:31

Hi Dendro

by **tGreenWay** 2024-03-12, 20:32

It’s about damn time, Dendro. Hope all is well.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2024-03-12, 20:35

so now I can get back to addressing everyone as "bitchez.. (and Dendro)"... Hey guys! Who missed me? 969504605

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-12, 20:57

Robert J Sakimano wrote:so now I can get back to addressing everyone as "bitchez.. (and Dendro)"...

You know how to make a girl feel special

by **InTenSity** 2024-03-12, 21:50

Kyle had a dream weekend and I'm now a um fan, but Miami, not the bad ones.
https://dreamon3.org/dreamers/kyle-2/

by **kingstonlake** 2024-03-12, 21:55

by **Motown Spartan** 2024-03-12, 22:17

How you doin’?

by **Trapper Gus** 2024-03-12, 22:37

Your absence was noticed, sounds like you are too busy for it to matter much. Hang in there.

by **NigelUno** 2024-03-12, 22:41

InTenSity wrote:Kyle had a dream weekend and I'm now a um fan, but Miami, not the bad ones.
https://dreamon3.org/dreamers/kyle-2/

That’s awesome.

by **tGreenWay** 2024-03-12, 22:48

Dendrobates wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:so now I can get back to addressing everyone as "bitchez.. (and Dendro)"...

You know how to make a girl feel special

That’s not what Mrs. Bob says.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2024-03-13, 06:26

Dendrobates wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:so now I can get back to addressing everyone as "bitchez.. (and Dendro)"...

You know how to make a girl feel special

by Rick Saunders 2024-03-13, 08:55

Dendrobates wrote:

Did I miss anything interesting?

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-13, 16:51

Trapper Gus wrote:Your absence was noticed, sounds like you are too busy for it to matter much. Hang in there.

Pretty much, no real life right now.
Any free time involves me reading a book instead of searching the web/being on my phone.

I love you guys, but my smutty books are my favorite escape.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2024-03-13, 17:48

Dendrobates wrote:
Trapper Gus wrote:Your absence was noticed, sounds like you are too busy for it to matter much. Hang in there.

Pretty much, no real life right now.
Any free time involves me reading a book instead of searching the web/being on my phone.

I love you guys, but my smutty books are my favorite escape.

I thought we were pretty smutty.

Guys. We need to crank up the shut level in here to keep Dendro around.

by AvgMSUJoe 2024-03-13, 17:51

Meh, dont have the energy.

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-13, 18:15

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

Pretty much, no real life right now.
Any free time involves me reading a book instead of searching the web/being on my phone.

I love you guys, but my smutty books are my favorite escape.
I thought we were pretty smutty.

Guys. We need to crank up the shut level in here to keep Dendro around.

That's what happens when you get old

by **tGreenWay** 2024-03-13, 19:12

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

Pretty much, no real life right now.
Any free time involves me reading a book instead of searching the web/being on my phone.

I love you guys, but my smutty books are my favorite escape.
I thought we were pretty smutty.

Guys. We need to crank up the shut level in here to keep Dendro around.

You handle the morning smut and I’ll take everything after that. I’ve never been a fan of wake up smut posting.

by AvgMSUJoe 2024-03-13, 19:20

As travis took greenway's throbbing manliness in his hand he thought back to all of those silly internet spats they had... What a waste of time when they could making sweet sweet man love.

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-13, 20:03

AvgMSUJoe wrote:As travis took greenway's throbbing manliness in his hand he thought back to all of those silly internet spats they had... What a waste of time when they could making sweet sweet man love.

Keep going

by **tGreenWay** 2024-03-13, 22:20

AvgMSUJoe wrote:As travis took greenway's throbbing manliness in his hand he thought back to all of those silly internet spats they had... What a waste of time when they could making sweet sweet man love.

He could’ve been exploring my cave.

by **DWags** 2024-03-13, 22:24

AvgMSUJoe wrote:As travis took greenway's throbbing manliness in his hand he thought back to all of those silly internet spats they had... What a waste of time when they could making sweet sweet man love.

None of those Penthouse stories are real

by **Nordic** 2024-03-13, 22:40

Ask not how much tSwill missed you, but how much you missed tSwill

by AvgMSUJoe 2024-03-14, 08:36

As Greenway, gleaming with sweat, was smashing his bicep curls at the gym, he couldn't help but notice Nordic's perfect form as he was performing his hip thrusters. Thrust thrust thrust... Greenway had to put down his dumbbell as his blood flow took a route he didn't intend at the Planet Fitness this morning.

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-14, 09:07

AvgMSUJoe wrote:As Greenway, gleaming with sweat, was smashing his bicep curls at the gym, he couldn't help but notice Nordic's perfect form as he was performing his hip thrusters. Thrust thrust thrust... Greenway had to put down his dumbbell as his blood flow took a route he didn't intend at the Planet Fitness this morning.

This is pure gold Hey guys! Who missed me? 1966794946

by Rick Saunders 2024-03-14, 09:42

by AvgMSUJoe 2024-03-14, 12:53

As Zurn penetrated Travlin' man, the sensation he felt was mesmerizing. Confusion, slight bewilderment... after all he had never done this before. After moments of enjoying the sensation, Travelin' had a stark realization...."this is not up-north".

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-14, 16:50

AvgMSUJoe wrote:As Zurn penetrated Travlin' man, the sensation he felt was mesmerizing. Confusion, slight bewilderment... after all he had never done this before. After moments of enjoying the sensation, Travelin' had a stark realization...."this is not up-north".

I think there needs to be a separate thread about swill smut

by **Nordic** 2024-03-14, 17:38

AvgMSUJoe wrote:As Greenway, gleaming with sweat, was smashing his bicep curls at the gym, he couldn't help but notice Nordic's perfect form as he was performing his hip thrusters. Thrust thrust thrust... Greenway had to put down his dumbbell as his blood flow took a route he didn't intend at the Planet Fitness this morning.

by **Nordic** 2024-03-14, 17:39

Dendrobates wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:As Zurn penetrated Travlin' man, the sensation he felt was mesmerizing. Confusion, slight bewilderment... after all he had never done this before. After moments of enjoying the sensation, Travelin' had a stark realization...."this is not up-north".

I think there needs to be a separate thread about swill smut

AMJ seems to know his way around this topic

by AvgMSUJoe 2024-03-14, 19:00

Nordic wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

I think there needs to be a separate thread about swill smut

AMJ seems to know his way around this topic

just trying to keep dendro around

by **tGreenWay** 2024-03-14, 19:26

AvgMSUJoe wrote:As Greenway, gleaming with sweat, was smashing his bicep curls at the gym, he couldn't help but notice Nordic's perfect form as he was performing his hip thrusters. Thrust thrust thrust... Greenway had to put down his dumbbell as his blood flow took a route he didn't intend at the Planet Fitness this morning.

I’m much less made for gay porn as I am nerd porn.

by **Dendrobates** 2024-03-14, 19:40

tGreenWay wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:As Greenway, gleaming with sweat, was smashing his bicep curls at the gym, he couldn't help but notice Nordic's perfect form as he was performing his hip thrusters. Thrust thrust thrust... Greenway had to put down his dumbbell as his blood flow took a route he didn't intend at the Planet Fitness this morning.

I’m much less made for gay porn as I am nerd porn.

That's not the point.

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