Worst new baby names of 2014

Anybody know any little ones named Dagger or Swastik?

To make the list, at least five babies had to be given this name for the first time in 2014.

The Dirty Dozen:

Billion
“Cash is an up-and-coming baby name, and Rich has been around for decades,” Nameberry said. “So how about coming out and naming a number? Billion was used for five baby boys for the first time this year, though there were also 11 boys named Million and babies of both sexes named Amillion.”

Common
“If you are choosing a highly unusual name to help your child stand out from the crowd, this one does anything but.”

Dagger
“Where will the trend for Bad Boy names end? Dagger is one of the new violent names added to the lexicon this year,” Nameberry said.

Lay
The site said Lay was a name given to seven baby girls last year.

Londynne
Nameberry said London’s been popular in recent years, and with “such popularity inevitably spawns spelling variations.”

Mickinley
There were also five girls named Kennydi.

Payzley
It’s another target “for spelling adventurists,” Nameberry said.

Royaltee
“We’re not sure that new choices such as Royaltee, Royalti, and Royel set quite the right blueblood tone.”

Ruckus
Given to eight babies in 2014.

Sadman
Nameberry called it “as grating as the “uplifting” new names like Excel (seven girls) or Legendary (five boys).”

Swastik
Given to seven boys.

Wimberly
“Wimberley is a particularly entertaining member of the kind of new name introduced by parents looking to improve on an original by giving it a new first initial, or switching a few letters or sounds around.”

Link: http://wtop.com/living/2015/05/new-and-totally-bizarre-baby-names/

Ruckus?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Ruckus?

Rancorous?

Swastik

Don't pussyfoot around. Keep the A on the end of that name.

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

A-Aron?!

The name Lay for a girl won't seem so smart when she's in junior high and high school. Hope she has a good middle name to go by.

Giant Moose wrote:The name Lay for a girl won't seem so smart when she's in junior high and high school. Hope she has a good middle name to go by.

Mi

Jim.

Football players seem to fall into this category a lot. SirDarean and YourHighness come to mind.

I'm gonna name my girl Citronella and my boy Natuzzi.

And if I have any more boys: 1. Tumor 2. Clot

Nommad2 wrote:Football players seem to fall into this category a lot. SirDarean and YourHighness come to mind.

Little John Flowers.

La-A

i was walking the boardwalk behind the Renaissance in detroilet a couple of weeks ago and some bitch yelled at her 5 year old daughter that was getting too close to the river. i texted it to a friend so i would remember exactly, word for word.:

"lah-leequa, get on ovur hur befoe i smack you in yo got-damned mouf!"

Brock Middlebrook wrote:La-A

Can anyone pronounce this?

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

Brock Middlebrook wrote:La-A

Can anyone pronounce this?

Ladasha

+1, you nailed it.

It's an actual name I came across at work. Everyone was like, "la a" or "la ah ah?" Nope, Ladasha! Unfucking real.

Brock Middlebrook wrote:+1, you nailed it.  

It's an actual name I came across at work.  Everyone was like, "la a" or "la ah ah?"  Nope, Ladasha!  Unfucking real.

I am just going to name my kid - just to screw with people.

kingstonlake wrote:Jim.

That's just mean, brah. Kid'll be scarred for life.

tGreenWay wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Jim.

That's just mean, brah. Kid'll be scarred for life.

Scarred for life? Take your Dr. Phil postmodern BS down to the participation ribbon ceremony at the local youth soccer building.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

That's just mean, brah. Kid'll be scarred for life.

Scarred for life? Take your Dr. Phil postmodern BS down to the participation ribbon ceremony at the local youth soccer building.

You misread the tenor of my response. I'm of the Dr. Laura Kick-em-to-the-curb-after-puberty School of Childrearing. I'm all in favor of early childhood scarring. It toughens them up for real life.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Scarred for life? Take your Dr. Phil postmodern BS down to the participation ribbon ceremony at the local youth soccer building.

You misread the tenor of my response. I'm of the Dr. Laura Kick-em-to-the-curb-after-puberty School of Childrearing. I'm all in favor of early childhood scarring. It toughens them up for real life.

Exactly. I am going to tell little - to rub some dirt on it and get back out there.

Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards) keeps popping as kids names with parents in trouble.

I have to admit Dagger is growing on me.

LooseGoose wrote:I have to admit Dagger is growing on me.

I LWS named his dog Dagger.