McDonald's Minion Happy Meal toy curses; parents outraged

http://www.thebitbag.com/wtf-mcdonalds-minion-toys-curses-at-kids-and-parents/112853

WTF? That parent needs to shut the fuck up and fucking quit being such a bull shit little bitch ass mutherfucker. His kid will grow up to be a fucking cock sucking pussy.

Fuck them.

WTF? That parent needs to shut the fuck up and fucking quit being such a bull shit little bitch ass mutherfucker. His kid will grow up to be a fucking cock sucking pussy.

Fuck them.

WTF?? Pak nooai uke da aw ta ptt aka yee fucking zek pig sook a ne ptt ipo ip butt mutherfucker. Lo ar sama longo aka da be a fucking cock sucking pussy.

Fuck vus.

I translated this to minion for you.

http://minionstranslator.com/

DWags wrote:WTF? That parent needs to shut the fuck up and fucking quit being such a bull shit little bitch ass mutherfucker. His kid will grow up to be a fucking cock sucking pussy.

Fuck them.

I'm trying to put together the last 4 words of the second sentence. That kid is going to fuck with his cock and suck pussy? Is that what I'm getting out of this?

Any fucking parent who plows McDonalds intot heir fucking little bitch ass brat, needs to just shut the fuck up and learn to feed their kids healthy food.

20 bucks says they're going for the law suit here.

DWags wrote:Any fucking parent who plows McDonalds intot heir fucking little bitch ass brat, needs to just shut the fuck up and learn to feed their kids healthy food.

20 bucks says they're going for the law suit here.

Meh, we all do what we think we can. My daughter has recently become extremely picky in her food. So much that she won't eat for a day or so, then complain her tummy hurts. We are trying to get her to understand that not eating is the reason her tummy hurts but she doesn't get it. She'll be starving, look at the food, pick it up, say 'I can't like this, no thank you" and put it down. She'll eat spicy wings from Publix, mac and cheese and ramen noodles, and that's about it. Obviously any candy or chocolate she'll eat, but we try not to give her that. She used to eat salmon, steak, pork, green beans, peas, corn and almost anything you put in front of her, but she just suddenly stopped eating. For a little bit she would eat pizza, but now she says she doesn't like that.
So, its not for a lack of trying, and occasionally we go to McDonalds, but she won't even eat the happy meals there. Tying her to a chair, or starving her for a few days is not an option, which is some advice I've been given.

InTenSity wrote:

DWags wrote:Any fucking parent who plows McDonalds intot heir fucking little bitch ass brat, needs to just shut the fuck up and learn to feed their kids healthy food.

20 bucks says they're going for the law suit here.

Meh, we all do what we think we can. My daughter has recently become extremely picky in her food. So much that she won't eat for a day or so, then complain her tummy hurts. We are trying to get her to understand that not eating is the reason her tummy hurts but she doesn't get it. She'll be starving, look at the food, pick it up, say 'I can't like this, no thank you" and put it down. She'll eat spicy wings from Publix, mac and cheese and ramen noodles, and that's about it. Obviously any candy or chocolate she'll eat, but we try not to give her that. She used to eat salmon, steak, pork, green beans, peas, corn and almost anything you put in front of her, but she just suddenly stopped eating. For a little bit she would eat pizza, but now she says she doesn't like that.
So, its not for a lack of trying, and occasionally we go to McDonalds, but she won't even eat the happy meals there. Tying her to a chair, or starving her for a few days is not an option, which is some advice I've been given.

not sure how old your daughter is, but this isn't uncommon - in certain stages of development, kids will attempt to determine how much control they have and what they (or any of us) puts into our body is a way of demonstrating (or not demonstrating) control.

I'd simply suggest to be patient with her - keep offering her healthy choices, make sure you and your wife demonstrate healthy eating, as well - she's not going to starve herself to death.

Finally, something new to be enraged about rabble rabble rabble

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
Meh, we all do what we think we can. My daughter has recently become extremely picky in her food. So much that she won't eat for a day or so, then complain her tummy hurts. We are trying to get her to understand that not eating is the reason her tummy hurts but she doesn't get it. She'll be starving, look at the food, pick it up, say 'I can't like this, no thank you" and put it down. She'll eat spicy wings from Publix, mac and cheese and ramen noodles, and that's about it. Obviously any candy or chocolate she'll eat, but we try not to give her that. She used to eat salmon, steak, pork, green beans, peas, corn and almost anything you put in front of her, but she just suddenly stopped eating. For a little bit she would eat pizza, but now she says she doesn't like that.
So, its not for a lack of trying, and occasionally we go to McDonalds, but she won't even eat the happy meals there. Tying her to a chair, or starving her for a few days is not an option, which is some advice I've been given.

not sure how old your daughter is, but this isn't uncommon - in certain stages of development, kids will attempt to determine how much control they have and what they (or any of us) puts into our body is a way of demonstrating (or not demonstrating) control.

I'd simply suggest to be patient with her - keep offering her healthy choices, make sure you and your wife demonstrate healthy eating, as well - she's not going to starve herself to death.

Exactly! It takes ~52 days for a hunger striker to die. Your daughter will crack well before then. The bigger issue is make sure she gets plenty of fluids. In these warm days it takes just 3 days of little water to start causing problems.

I am so angry about this.

Don't be a McDonald's snob. Sometimes it's easy and quick. As long as your kid isn't obese and you're not shoving it down her gullet every night, is not going to kill her.

gomersbro wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not sure how old your daughter is, but this isn't uncommon - in certain stages of development, kids will attempt to determine how much control they have and what they (or any of us) puts into our body is a way of demonstrating (or not demonstrating) control.

I'd simply suggest to be patient with her - keep offering her healthy choices, make sure you and your wife demonstrate healthy eating, as well - she's not going to starve herself to death.

Exactly! It takes ~52 days for a hunger striker to die. Your daughter will crack well before then. The bigger issue is make sure she gets plenty of fluids. In these warm days it takes just 3 days of little water to start causing problems.

She probably gets too many fluids, and that is part of the problem. We used to go through a gallon of milk in about 3 days. Now I just give her Jolt and Red Bull.