It's another warm day in EL: Time to put on those cargo shorts!

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 10:37

Let's get out there and show off some skin, or at least a small patch of it, from a couple of inches below the knee all the way down to the ankles! Yeah!

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-11-05, 10:41

Cargo jorts brah

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 10:43

we prefer football jerseys and jorts to suggestively outline our svelte frames.

sincerely,

tRCMB tailgate participants

by **The_Dude** 2015-11-05, 11:00

Robert J Sakimano wrote:we prefer football jerseys and jorts to suggestively outline our svelte frames.

sincerely,

tRCMB tailgate participants

Don't forget, the all inclusive package comes with a goatee and shaved head. It's another warm day in EL: Time to put on those cargo shorts! 4198636888

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 11:05

The_Dude wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:we prefer football jerseys and jorts to suggestively outline our svelte frames.

sincerely,

tRCMB tailgate participants

Don't forget, the all inclusive package comes with a goatee and shaved head.

It's another warm day in EL: Time to put on those cargo shorts! 3493939353

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 11:07

I rarely wear shorts unless I'm running or on my bike. I pretty much wear the same thing every day no matter what time of year it is.

by **GRR Spartan** 2015-11-05, 11:10

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I rarely wear shorts unless I'm running or on my bike. I pretty much wear the same thing every day no matter what time of year it is.

But the rest of us don't have invisibility cloaks so we can't be naked at work like you.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-11-05, 11:14

What do you guys put in your cargo short's pockets?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-11-05, 11:17

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What do you guys put in your cargo short's pockets?

Pocket dogs. I always have a hot dog in my pocket.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 11:21

GRR Spartan wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I rarely wear shorts unless I'm running or on my bike. I pretty much wear the same thing every day no matter what time of year it is.

But the rest of us don't have invisibility cloaks so we can't be naked at work like you.

It's another warm day in EL: Time to put on those cargo shorts! 502811600

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 11:25

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What do you guys put in your cargo short's pockets?

a detailed guide outlining directions to every Wal-Mart in Michigan, a NASCAR cigarette lighter, my blood pressure medication, my flip phone, my RCMB log-in information (in case I forget it), a roll of pennies and two paperclips.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2015-11-05, 12:07

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I rarely wear shorts unless I'm running or on my bike. I pretty much wear the same thing every day no matter what time of year it is.

I wear pretty much the same thing every day no matter what time of the year, too....but in my case, that means shorts. Happens to be cargo shorts today, as I have two pairs of those in my main rotation of 8-10 pairs. I don't GAF if it's a fashion faux pas, I'm still the most dressed up person in the office.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 12:12

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I rarely wear shorts unless I'm running or on my bike. I pretty much wear the same thing every day no matter what time of year it is.

I wear pretty much the same thing every day no matter what time of the year, too....but in my case, that means shorts. Happens to be cargo shorts today, as I have two pairs of those in my main rotation of 8-10 pairs. I don't GAF if it's a fashion faux pas, I'm still the most dressed up person in the office.

that's cool - wearing shorts just isn't my scene.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 14:02

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Cargo jorts brah

Don't have any. I'm missed the fall clearance sales at Quality Farm & Fleet and Tractor's Supply.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 14:03

The_Dude wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:we prefer football jerseys and jorts to suggestively outline our svelte frames.

sincerely,

tRCMB tailgate participants

Don't forget, the all inclusive package comes with a goatee and shaved head.

It's another warm day in EL: Time to put on those cargo shorts! 1494614055

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 14:07

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:What do you guys put in your cargo short's pockets?

Treats for the neighborhood beggar dogs, and extra bags to pick up my dog's poop because she just will not stop shitting!. It never ends.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-11-05, 14:25

Please do not RCMBify this board with jorts, cargo shorts, or cargo jorts.

Also, it is a dark day in EL. Another BB season is underway and the team is still coached by the Izzo guy.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 14:26

Turtleneck wrote:Please do not RCMBify this board with jorts, cargo shorts, or cargo jorts.

Also, it is a dark day in EL. Another BB season is underway and the team is still coached by the Izzo guy.

as long as the officials don't railroad us, we'll be okay.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 15:04

Turtleneck wrote:Please do not RCMBify this board with jorts, cargo shorts, or cargo jorts.

Also, it is a dark day in EL. Another BB season is underway and the team is still coached by the Izzo guy.

Id never be caught wearing jorts, let alone cargo jorts.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 15:14

I think I'm gonna mow one last time today... I actually plan on fashioning it into a one act play, really, titled "A Mower's Ode to tRCMB" - the costume shop has procured me some jorts, a pair of white leather tennis shoes, and an MSU football jersey. The stylist has suggested that I wear a backwards baseball cap and they're going to attempt to fashion my otherwise scraggly facial hair into a very carefully crafted and delicately sculpted goatee... they've also managed to capture a prosthetic stomach for me to wear.

if it all works out, look for a review of it in next week's edition of City Pulse.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 15:24

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I think I'm gonna mow one last time today... I actually plan on fashioning it into a one act play, really, titled "A Mower's Ode to tRCMB" - the costume shop has procured me some jorts, a pair of white leather tennis shoes, and an MSU football jersey. The stylist has suggested that I wear a backwards baseball cap and they're going to attempt to fashion my otherwise scraggly facial hair into a very carefully crafted and delicately sculpted goatee... they've also managed to capture a prosthetic stomach for me to wear.

if it all works out, look for a review of it in next week's edition of City Pulse.

You should call Berl and ask him to send a photographer out today to cover this as it's happening. Make it a kind of "Pulling back the Curtains" on the magic photo story.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-11-05, 15:25

tGreenWay wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I think I'm gonna mow one last time today... I actually plan on fashioning it into a one act play, really, titled "A Mower's Ode to tRCMB" - the costume shop has procured me some jorts, a pair of white leather tennis shoes, and an MSU football jersey. The stylist has suggested that I wear a backwards baseball cap and they're going to attempt to fashion my otherwise scraggly facial hair into a very carefully crafted and delicately sculpted goatee... they've also managed to capture a prosthetic stomach for me to wear.

if it all works out, look for a review of it in next week's edition of City Pulse.

You should call Berl and ask him to send a photographer out today to cover this as it's happening. Make it a kind of "Pulling back the Curtains" on the magic photo story.

'ol Berl Schwartz is a local treasure.

or something like that.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 16:21

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You should call Berl and ask him to send a photographer out today to cover this as it's happening. Make it a kind of "Pulling back the Curtains" on the magic photo story.
'ol Berl Schwartz is a local treasure.

or something like that.

He is. Just ask him.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 16:24

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You should call Berl and ask him to send a photographer out today to cover this as it's happening. Make it a kind of "Pulling back the Curtains" on the magic photo story.
'ol Berl Schwartz is a local treasure.

or something like that.

He is. Just ask him. It's another warm day in EL: Time to put on those cargo shorts! 502811600

Okay, in fairness to Berl, I do respect what he's done with City Pulse. The area needed a paper to focus on news, not community digests like the lsj. That it's a muckraker makes it all the better.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-11-05, 16:27

BTW: Hey Turtleneck, im wearing my paper airplane boxers under my cargos.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-09, 18:10

Bump.

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