I'm wearing cargo shorts

Bite me, Turtleneck.

tGreenWay wrote:Bite me, Turtleneck.

Those people laughing....they are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you.

tGreenWay wrote:Bite me, Turtleneck.

But get a room 1st.....please.

What sock/sandal combo did you pick to compliment?

CORNER BLITZ wrote:What sock/sandal combo did you pick to compliment?

I'm assuming he has this going...

Up top he is most likely got this going (with a Connor Cook jersey)...

tGreenWay wrote:Bite me, Turtleneck.

So you like dudes.

I love it when Midwesterners try to get all fashion snobby.

Brooks Dyad 8. Extra low-cut socks. Texas orange plain t-shirt, untucked.
I'm stylishly handsome and chicks dig me.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Bite me, Turtleneck.

Those people laughing....they are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you.

I am laughing at those people, not with those people, who are laughing at, not with me.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Bite me, Turtleneck.

So you like dudes.

I'm straight but not narrow. There's nothing wrong with someone being gay. That's how God made them.

I've never understood the hate for cargo shorts.

It's summer time.  I'm not wearing a coat so I can't shove my car keys, cell phone, sunglasses etc. in the coat pockets.  Cargo shorts offer a great solution to that problem.

Braided belts OTOH, fuck those things.

Floyd Robertson wrote:I've never understood the hate for cargo shorts.

It's summer time.  I'm not wearing a coat so I can't shove my car keys, cell phone, sunglasses etc. in the coat pockets.  Cargo shorts offer a great solution to that problem.

Braided belts OTOH, fuck those things.

The problem is shorts. They are one notch above sandals. What happens if you're out and about and somebody asks you to help them clear some thick brush or rope some calves? Shorts are not going to be useful. Shorts are not for those who plan ahead.

tGreenWay wrote:

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

So you like dudes.

I'm straight but not narrow. There's nothing wrong with someone being gay. That's how God made them.

No God made them male and female. Cargo shorts made them gay.

Turtleneck wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:I've never understood the hate for cargo shorts.

It's summer time.  I'm not wearing a coat so I can't shove my car keys, cell phone, sunglasses etc. in the coat pockets.  Cargo shorts offer a great solution to that problem.

Braided belts OTOH, fuck those things.

The problem is shorts. They are one notch above sandals. What happens if you're out and about and somebody asks you to help them clear some thick brush or rope some calves? Shorts are not going to be useful. Shorts are not for those who plan ahead.

This * infinity

Also, studies have shown that people who wear cargo shorts are 75% more likely to wear a fanny pack. So there is that, too.

Turtleneck wrote:Also, studies have shown that people who wear cargo shorts are 75% more likely to wear a fanny pack. So there is that, too.

Dwags is ticked......

Yep, these look much better

Turtleneck wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:I've never understood the hate for cargo shorts.

It's summer time.  I'm not wearing a coat so I can't shove my car keys, cell phone, sunglasses etc. in the coat pockets.  Cargo shorts offer a great solution to that problem.

Braided belts OTOH, fuck those things.

The problem is shorts. They are one notch above sandals. What happens if you're out and about and somebody asks you to help them clear some thick brush or rope some calves? Shorts are not  going to be useful. Shorts are not for those who plan ahead.

What's not useful about saying, "Too bad I'm wearing my shorts today, you're going to have to clear your own brush while I sit here and drink beer."

Gomer wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

The problem is shorts. They are one notch above sandals. What happens if you're out and about and somebody asks you to help them clear some thick brush or rope some calves? Shorts are not  going to be useful. Shorts are not for those who plan ahead.

What's not useful about saying, "Too bad I'm wearing my shorts today, you're going to have to clear your own brush while I sit here and drink beer."

Are you from Europe?

Turtleneck wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:I've never understood the hate for cargo shorts.

It's summer time.  I'm not wearing a coat so I can't shove my car keys, cell phone, sunglasses etc. in the coat pockets.  Cargo shorts offer a great solution to that problem.

Braided belts OTOH, fuck those things.

The problem is shorts. They are one notch above sandals. What happens if you're out and about and somebody asks you to help them clear some thick brush or rope some calves? Shorts are not  going to be useful. Shorts are not for those who plan ahead.

So, you're saying it's shorts that are the problem, cargo pants, on the other hand, are just fine?

I.B. Fine wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

The problem is shorts. They are one notch above sandals. What happens if you're out and about and somebody asks you to help them clear some thick brush or rope some calves? Shorts are not  going to be useful. Shorts are not for those who plan ahead.

So, you're saying it's shorts that are the problem, cargo pants, on the other hand, are just fine?

If you're wearing those fucking gloves they are!

I.B. Fine wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

The problem is shorts. They are one notch above sandals. What happens if you're out and about and somebody asks you to help them clear some thick brush or rope some calves? Shorts are not  going to be useful. Shorts are not for those who plan ahead.

So, you're saying it's shorts that are the problem, cargo pants, on the other hand, are just fine?

For your birthday I will send you a pair of these...

Turtleneck wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

So, you're saying it's shorts that are the problem, cargo pants, on the other hand, are just fine?

For your birthday I will send you a pair of these...

That's nice, but those pants don't have enough pockets, and you just missed my birthday.

Turtleneck wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:I've never understood the hate for cargo shorts.

It's summer time.  I'm not wearing a coat so I can't shove my car keys, cell phone, sunglasses etc. in the coat pockets.  Cargo shorts offer a great solution to that problem.

Braided belts OTOH, fuck those things.

The problem is shorts. They are one notch above sandals. What happens if you're out and about and somebody asks you to help them clear some thick brush or rope some calves? Shorts are not going to be useful. Shorts are not for those who plan ahead.

You don't clear brush in shorts? <Cough cough pussy cough cough.>

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

The problem is shorts. They are one notch above sandals. What happens if you're out and about and somebody asks you to help them clear some thick brush or rope some calves? Shorts are not going to be useful. Shorts are not for those who plan ahead.

You don't clear brush in shorts? <Cough cough pussy cough cough.>

Can I change my vote in the "Is tGreenway worth saving?" thread?

Turtleneck wrote:

Gomer wrote:
What's not useful about saying, "Too bad I'm wearing my shorts today, you're going to have to clear your own brush while I sit here and drink beer."

Are you from Europe?

Europeans don't wear shorts. In fact, it's pretty much only Americans who wear shorts. Not only do your comments make you sound European, but I will not sit here and let you bad-mouth America, because God! Guns! Freedom!

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

You don't clear brush in shorts? <Cough cough pussy cough cough.>

Can I change my vote in the "Is tGreenway worth saving?" thread?

Ask Nigel. I'd let you. Of course, your comments suggest that like Turleneck--you, too, are European. Probably French. I'm going to ask the State Department to recheck your papers.

tGreenWay wrote:

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Can I change my vote in the "Is tGreenway worth saving?" thread?

Ask Nigel. I'd let you. Of course, your comments suggest that like Turleneck--you, too, are European. Probably French. I'm going to ask the State Department to recheck your papers.

Close. Iran.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Ask Nigel. I'd let you. Of course, your comments suggest that like Turleneck--you, too, are European. Probably French. I'm going to ask the State Department to recheck your papers.

Close. Iran.

Lucky you. Persian women are fawking hot. That country must have more gorgeous women per capita than any other.

unless I'm working out, I rarely wear shorts... if at all.

carry on.

I wear shorts every day, most of the time its cargo shorts. I don't even own any sneakers, only work shoes, golf shoes and sandals.

InTenSity wrote:I wear shorts every day, most of the time its cargo shorts. I don't even own any sneakers, only work shoes, golf shoes and sandals.

I own no sandals.. my closet would probably revolt in a pair of sandals broke the plane of the closet door.

again, if not working out, I'm about 85% boots, maybe 15% or so Vans, Converse, etc.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:unless I'm working out, I rarely wear shorts... if at all.

carry on.

I'm sure it's quite comfortable working out in your dhoti, though biking might put you in a bit of a pickle.

I think I'm going to wear cargo shorts again today. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Turtleneck wrote:

CORNER BLITZ wrote:What sock/sandal combo did you pick to compliment?

I'm assuming he is got this going...

Dayuum, that looks comfortable. I'm going to have to try that soon.

tGreenWay wrote:I think I'm going to wear cargo shorts again today. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

#ThugLyfe

tGreenWay wrote:I think I'm going to wear cargo shorts again today. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

+1 for the Office Space reference

I hang out in my boxers all day, unless I'm off to the store then I've got some pretty nifty gray sweats I slip into. Must be a good look since I've noticed people staring.

LooseGoose wrote:I hang out in my boxers all day, unless I'm off to the store then I've got some pretty nifty gray sweats I slip into. Must be a good look since I've noticed people staring.

Those were the days you forgot the sweats.