Are we sure Cook is playing?

Just asking.

This is how rumors get started.

Were we sure before any game this year? The answers they've given about that have been no different than any other week.

Well fuck.

People read this board.

If he's not playing, it would be the greatest coverup ever.

NigelUno wrote:If he's not playing, it would be the greatest coverup ever.

Ever? That is a stretch. I don't see how it beats something like Watergate or fluoride in the water.

NigelUno wrote:If he's not playing, it would be the greatest coverup ever.

Why did Max get suspended?

DWags wrote:

NigelUno wrote:If he's not playing, it would be the greatest coverup ever.

Why did Max get suspended?

Why didn't Izzo shave his head?

DWags wrote:

NigelUno wrote:If he's not playing, it would be the greatest coverup ever.

Why did Max get suspended?

It's none of your business.

Seriously...Twitter..

DWags wrote:

NigelUno wrote:If he's not playing, it would be the greatest coverup ever.

Why did Max get suspended?

We knew he wasn't playing though. So, no coverup.

Turtleneck wrote:

NigelUno wrote:If he's not playing, it would be the greatest coverup ever.

Ever? That is a stretch. I don't see how it beats something like Watergate or fluoride in the water.

This is more important than either of those.

NigelUno wrote:

DWags wrote:

Why did Max get suspended?

We knew he wasn't playing though. So, no coverup.

Wait, what?

Joe SchadVerified account ‏@schadjoe 4m4 minutes ago
Off the bus, Mark Dantonio told me QB Connor Cook is a “game-time decision” and “everybody has nicks and bruises this time of the year.”

Tyler O'Connor is wearing a Cook jersey during warm ups.

Matt Charboneau ‏@mattcharboneau 36s37 seconds ago
Connor Cook on the field warming up ... he's tying his shoes ... stay tuned for updates

Cook was last seen wearing a ski mask at Rather Hall and will not be playing today.

Cook is in bad shape. I'll save you the heard from a guy who heard from a guy story... but this is direct information from Hollis as of today.

So even if he can play, he won't be 100%. Unreal.

Chris Solari ‏@chrissolari 37s37 seconds ago
Connor Cook gave Damion Terry a fist-bump on their way back to the locker room. #WhatDoesItAllMean

If oconner is the qb. We may not score.

Joe Rexrode ‏@joerexrode  2m2 minutes ago Cedar Rapids, IA
MSU confirms the official word on Connor Cook is that he's a "game-time decision" for today. Looked fine throwing past few minutes.

I heard that Vento has had to wipe Cook's ass this week after bowel movements because Connor was in too much pain.

The_Dude wrote:Cook is in bad shape. I'll save you the heard from a guy who heard from a guy story... but this is direct information from Hollis as of today.

So even if he can play, he won't be 100%. Unreal.

Of course you have this info. :lmfao:

InTenSity wrote:

The_Dude wrote:Cook is in bad shape. I'll save you the heard from a guy who heard from a guy story... but this is direct information from Hollis as of today.

So even if he can play, he won't be 100%. Unreal.

Of course you have this info. :lmfao:

Actually I do. The guy talked to Hollis and Skandalaris in C-bus today.

Hearing that Cook asked blanch to fingerblast his girlfriend this week because his arm was in too much pain to do it himself.

The_Dude wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
Of course you have this info. :lmfao:

Actually I do. The guy talked to Hollis and Skandalaris in C-bus today.

Ok, sure, whatever you say. :cookoo:

Giant Moose wrote:Hearing that Cook asked blanch to fingerblast his girlfriend this week because his arm was in too much pain to do it himself.

Folks, I'm a team player. Don't forget that

The_Dude wrote:Cook is in bad shape. I'll save you the heard from a guy who heard from a guy story... but this is direct information from Hollis as of today.

So even if he can play, he won't be 100%. Unreal.

He won't be 100%? Gee, that's breaking news. Because no player that has started 10 games is at 100% right now. Especially one who couldn't finish the game last week.

Hollis must really trust your friend, no one could have known this info otherwise. Unless they follow literally any MSU beat writer on Twitter.

Well fuck

Just got some inside info. This from the same source that told me we were going with 2 freshmen safeties vs uofm. For security reasons I will not blast this on the internet

Joe Rexrode ‏@joerexrode 1m1 minute ago Cedar Rapids, IA
Connor Cook has been throwing, but long breaks between throws and all lobs. Now has his helmet off while other two throw.

Matt Charboneau ‏@mattcharboneau 5m5 minutes ago
Make your own judgement, but O'Connor and Terry handling most warm-up throws. Cook doing very little, throwing softly

LooseGoose wrote:Matt Charboneau ‏@mattcharboneau 5m5 minutes ago
Make your own judgement, but O'Connor and Terry handling most warm-up throws. Cook doing very little, throwing softly

I always like to get my information from writers who can't spell judgement correctly.

Well fuck

Cook didn't not pull a Mateen cleaves at ricks. Squash that rumor

I heard Cook and Chris Allen were hanging out last night.

Giant Moose wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:Matt Charboneau ‏@mattcharboneau 5m5 minutes ago
Make your own judgement, but O'Connor and Terry handling most warm-up throws. Cook doing very little, throwing softly

I always like to get my information from writers who can't spell judgement correctly.

It's a sure indicator of football knowledge.