The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is..

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:15 pm

that is all.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:16 pm

Someone post their blood glucose level

by **Ass Dan** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:16 pm

Never had one. Don't eat a lot of candy though. Probably won't check it out

by **Giant Moose** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:17 pm

Was that the candy bar you were holding when Goose shot you?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:18 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Someone post their blood glucose level

The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. 502811600

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:19 pm

Giant Moose wrote:Was that the candy bar you were holding when Goose shot you?

The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. 2599972566

I try not to hang around angry, paranoid, bigoted old men who live out in the country

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:20 pm

I just had a little bite-sized one.. tasty.

they sort of remind me of a ghetto Butterfinger. Like a Butterfinger for the rest of us.. sort of a Ghettofinger.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:31 pm

I wish there was a way to decide this on the field..

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:33 pm

Thoughts and prayers are with the 5th Avenue family during this difficult time.

by **Code_Warrior** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:34 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I just had a little bite-sized one.. tasty.

they sort of remind me of a ghetto Butterfinger. Like a Butterfinger for the rest of us.. sort of a Ghettofinger.

You'll have to explain it better. I've never had a ghetto Butterfinger. Given my white privilege, I only had, lower middle class Butterfingers growing up.

by **Giant Moose** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:34 pm

Bob just killed an unarmed black candy bar. The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. 1896033241

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:38 pm

Code_Warrior wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I just had a little bite-sized one.. tasty.

they sort of remind me of a ghetto Butterfinger. Like a Butterfinger for the rest of us.. sort of a Ghettofinger.
You'll have to explain it better. I've never had a ghetto Butterfinger. Given my white privilege, I only had, lower middle class Butterfingers growing up.

the Ghettofinger is a Blanche thing.. check with him.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:58 pm

Giant Moose wrote:Bob just killed an unarmed black candy bar.

by Guest Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:01 pm

by **GRR Spartan** Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:03 pm

The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. 4530062704_dacff126cb

Always have liked Clark bars better than Butterfingers. People say they are the same but there is a subtle difference.

Jim LeLand and me. But Jim likes his with black coffee and Marlboros.

by **StylesGShmooth** Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:09 pm

The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. ?format=1500w

So underrated

...and don't bring any of that Thingamajig nonsense around here

by Guest Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:21 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:Was that the candy bar you were holding when Goose shot you?

I try not to hang around angry, paranoid, bigoted old men who live out in the country

I thought it was the brown and black people down the street that kept you away.

by **Code_Warrior** Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:40 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
You'll have to explain it better. I've never had a ghetto Butterfinger. Given my white privilege, I only had, lower middle class Butterfingers growing up.
the Ghettofinger is a Blanche thing.. check with him.

Damn! All this time I thought you knew what you were talking about. Now I learn that you're just regurgitating things that Blanch says without understanding them yourself! I fear this new and scary world The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. 1550444538

The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. 1550444538

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:46 pm

Code_Warrior wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
the Ghettofinger is a Blanche thing.. check with him.
Damn! All this time I thought you knew what you were talking about. Now I learn that you're just regurgitating things that Blanch says without understanding them yourself! I fear this new and scary world

#SeeSomethingSaySomething

by **Rocinante** Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:42 pm

All the candy bars I like are pretty high profile.

by Guest Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:48 pm

Rocinante wrote:All the candy bars I like are pretty high profile.

Is Mounds high profile?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:49 pm

Rocinante wrote:All the candy bars I like are pretty high profile.

Is this a euphemism for penis? I'm not sure.

by **Code_Warrior** Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:53 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Rocinante wrote:All the candy bars I like are pretty high profile.

Is this a euphemism for penis? I'm not sure.

No, that's almond joy, it has nuts, mounds don't.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:54 pm

Code_Warrior wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Is this a euphemism for penis? I'm not sure.
No, that's almond joy, it has nuts mounds don't.

they're also long and black....

by **Wally Fairway** Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:03 pm

I can't decide between the 2 Z's

The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. 220px-zagnut2010

and a frozen

The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. Zero-bar

by **Code_Warrior** Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:08 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
No, that's almond joy, it has nuts mounds don't.
they're also long and black....

And the coconut is white. Interracial food porn might be a thing. I'll bet there's a newsgroup our a subreddit somewhere...

by **Ass Dan** Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:00 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:All the candy bars I like are pretty high profile.

Is Mounds high profile?

Fuck you. Mounds are the worst.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:16 pm

Bob sounds fat.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:17 pm

5th Avenue Bar-makers are not worried.

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by **Snake Plissken** Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:22 pm

StylesGShmooth wrote:

So underrated

...and don't bring any of that Thingamajig nonsense around here

These were always the best

by **Cameron** Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:56 am

StylesGShmooth wrote:

So underrated

...and don't bring any of that Thingamajig nonsense around here

This is the correct answer.

by AnomanderRake Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:14 am

I have no idea what they're called but I had some candy bars in Japan that blow everything in the US out of the water. US Candy mostly sucks.

Once in a while I order a box of assorted Japanese candy from this dude on Ebay. He has free shipping from a military base or something and it's awesome.

by Guest Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:01 am

AnomanderRake wrote:I have no idea what they're called but I had some candy bars in Japan that blow everything in the US out of the water. US Candy mostly sucks.

Once in a while I order a box of assorted Japanese candy from this dude on Ebay. He has free shipping from a military base or something and it's awesome.

This blog is closed now but the archives are all there, used to be a pretty great site.

Japanese Snack Reviews Telling you more than you need to know about Japanese junk food

by **Death Roe** Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:53 pm

The true champion. Especially when frozen.

The Most Underrated Candy Bar Is.. Cadbury-caramello-3

by AnomanderRake Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:16 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
AnomanderRake wrote:I have no idea what they're called but I had some candy bars in Japan that blow everything in the US out of the water. US Candy mostly sucks.

Once in a while I order a box of assorted Japanese candy from this dude on Ebay. He has free shipping from a military base or something and it's awesome.

This blog is closed now but the archives are all there, used to be a pretty great site.

Japanese Snack Reviews Telling you more than you need to know about Japanese junk food

This is awesome, thanks man. The Japanese are just on another level when it comes to the candy game.

by Guest Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:36 pm

AnomanderRake wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

This blog is closed now but the archives are all there, used to be a pretty great site.

Japanese Snack Reviews Telling you more than you need to know about Japanese junk food

This is awesome, thanks man. The Japanese are just on another level when it comes to the candy game.

Thanks. I used to spend more time on food sites than on Spartan sites - I can link you to almost any kind of food weirdness.

A couple of my old favorites - many of which are dead now like the above:

Food In Real Life

Second Rate Snacks

by AnomanderRake Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:19 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
AnomanderRake wrote:

This is awesome, thanks man. The Japanese are just on another level when it comes to the candy game.

Thanks. I used to spend more time on food sites than on Spartan sites - I can link you to almost any kind of food weirdness.

A couple of my old favorites - many of which are dead now like the above:

Food In Real Life

Second Rate Snacks

Haha there's no shame in that. My friends all thought I was weird/crazy for ordering candy from Japan until they tried it. I'm addicited to Hi-Chews which is like the OG Starburst. The American Hi-Chews are OK but the Japanese ones are far superior. They're distributed by the same company but manufactured in different countries with different ingredients.

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