Re: Donnie Corley Freakout Thread!!!!

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-09, 22:46

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You can suck on my neck any time greenway

You had your chance earlier today. It's a shame you couldn't get Turtleneck to join you in my cask.. at my house.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 22:57

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You can suck on my neck any time greenway

You had your chance earlier today. It's a shame you couldn't get Turtleneck to join you in my cask.. at my house.

How old are you? Older than LWS?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-09, 22:59

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You had your chance earlier today. It's a shame you couldn't get Turtleneck to join you in my cask.. at my house.

How old are you? Older than LWS?

Probably.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 22:59

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You can suck on my neck any time greenway

You had your chance earlier today. It's a shame you couldn't get Turtleneck to join you in my cask.. at my house.

Turtleneck ruins EVERYTHING

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 22:59

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You had your chance earlier today. It's a shame you couldn't get Turtleneck to join you in my cask.. at my house.

Turtleneck ruins EVERYTHING

He ruined the board and then got Nigel blamed for ruining the board.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:00

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Turtleneck ruins EVERYTHING

He ruined this board and then got Nigel blamed for ruining the board.

That's true. Greenway did ruin the board.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:01

Look, I think it would be in everyone's best interest of I just quit forever, okay?

So bye. Quit forever.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:06

Don't quit Travis. We need you. We love you.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:07

Just kidding. Quit. #TeamPylon

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:07

I have to quit turtleneck. It's the only way to save the board.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:08

Turtleneck wrote:Just kidding. Quit. #TeamPylon

Wait. What.

I unquit. I hate you turtleneck.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:08

He hate me

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-09, 23:09

You guys really need to blame Floyd. He's the one that clued me in to this dump.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:10

tGreenWay wrote:You guys really need to blame Floyd. He's the one that clued me in to this dump.

Who gave you your password back? That year when you were like "I'm going to post on rcmb because I don't know my swill password" was the best year this board has ever had.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:12

Floyd flys under the radar but I have suspected for some time that he is this board's puppet master.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-09, 23:18

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:You guys really need to blame Floyd. He's the one that clued me in to this dump.

Who gave you your password back? That year when you were like "I'm going to post on rcmb because I don't know my swill password" was the best year this board has ever had.

Probably found it on my phone. Keep your fingers crossed, though, because I might lose it again some time in the next few days when I upgrade. And it was only like 3 months. It only felt like a year because you missed me so much.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-09, 23:20

Turtleneck wrote:Floyd flys under the radar but I have suspected for some time that he is this board's puppet master.

Puppet master/instigator. He's trouble.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:23

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Who gave you your password back? That year when you were like "I'm going to post on rcmb because I don't know my swill password" was the best year this board has ever had.

Probably found it on my phone. Keep your fingers crossed, though, because I might lose it again some time in the next few days when I upgrade. And it was only like 3 months. It only felt like a year because you missed me so much.

You should tell me what your password is so I can tell you what it is later. Feel free to PM.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:28

Just post it here, Greenway. That way your password can be easily recovered (In case Travis forgets it. He is not smart.).

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-09, 23:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Probably found it on my phone. Keep your fingers crossed, though, because I might lose it again some time in the next few days when I upgrade. And it was only like 3 months. It only felt like a year because you missed me so much.

You should tell me what your password is so I can tell you what it is later. Feel free to PM.

Just as soon as you pm me your address so I can send you a box of Life cereal.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:29

Travis lives in a Hotel bar in Akron, OH.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-09, 23:30

Turtleneck wrote:Just post it here, Greenway. That way your password can be easily recovered (In case Travis forgets it. He is not smart.).

What if I told you I've already posted it here, so that, even as a visitor, I can find it? Pretty flipping brilliant. You could find it if you had a cipher.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:32

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

You should tell me what your password is so I can tell you what it is later. Feel free to PM.

Just as soon as you pm me your address so I can send you a box of Life cereal.

Sent.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:33

This thread is way off track. Nordic is going to be pissed when he gets back. We should probably clean this thread up.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:34

Turtleneck wrote:Travis lives in a Hotel bar in Akron, OH.

It was in Cincinnati turtleneck. A five star hotel. The cincinatian. I met cbs football commentator James Brown there. We made eye contact. I nodded my head. He nodded back. I'm very important.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:37

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Travis lives in a Hotel bar in Akron, OH.

It was in Cincinnati turtleneck. A five star hotel. The cincinatian. I met cbs football commentator James Brown there. We made eye contact. I nodded my head. He nodded back. I'm very important.

How much did your laptop cost?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:39

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

It was in Cincinnati turtleneck. A five star hotel. The cincinatian. I met cbs football commentator James Brown there. We made eye contact. I nodded my head. He nodded back. I'm very important.

How much did your laptop cost?

Like $400 5 years ago. I'm a grown up turtleneck. I don't really need laptops anymore.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:40

You don't sound like a baller or a shot caller.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:40

Oddly enough that 5 star hotel was probably the worst hotel experience I've ever had. They tried to steal my favorite suit. Then tried to make me pay to recover it. That didn't work out for them. Fuckers.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:41

Cool story.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:43

Turtleneck wrote:Cool story.

Your face is a cool story.

Also I took a chick back to the room from that hotel bar that night. We played patty cake. And then some cards. So the trip wasn't a total loss.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-09, 23:44

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Just as soon as you pm me your address so I can send you a box of Life cereal.

Sent.

How do I verify that it's your address and not some faceless schmo or a friend of yours?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:44

I hate playing cards. Boring. Card games are the worst.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-01-09, 23:45

Can you guys stop with this inane fucking BULLSHIT???? This is a serious Crootin' thread!!!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:45

Turtleneck wrote:I hate playing cards. Boring. Card games are the worst.

Okay, fine. True story is that we fucked.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-01-09, 23:46

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Sent.

How do I verify that it's your address and not some faceless schmo or a friend of yours?

Pm me your phone number and I'll send you some kind of "location verification" bullshit or whatever. Don't be a slut. Give me cereal.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:46

I know!!! Nordic is going to flip the fuck out when he sees what Greenway and Travis did to his thread.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:47

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I hate playing cards. Boring. Card games are the worst.

Okay, fine. True story is that we fucked.

Was it expensive? Good hourly rate? Asking for Greenway.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-01-09, 23:51

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Oddly enough that 5 star hotel was probably the worst hotel experience I've ever had. They tried to steal my favorite suit. Then tried to make me pay to recover it. That didn't work out for them. Fuckers.

This is why people who aren't used to being treated like a baller should ever get a taste of the lifestyle. You don't know how to act. There's no sense even dangling the dream. It's why I always insist the flight attendants pull the screen closed between 1st Class and economy. It's because I care about the little people.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-01-09, 23:52

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Oddly enough that 5 star hotel was probably the worst hotel experience I've ever had. They tried to steal my favorite suit. Then tried to make me pay to recover it. That didn't work out for them. Fuckers.

This is why people who aren't used to being treated like a baller should ever get a taste of the lifestyle. You don't know how to act. There's no sense even dangling the dream. It's why I always insist the flight attendants pull the screen closed between 1st Class and economy. It's because I care about the little people.

This. Absolutely this.

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