HEY!!! I'M MORE PISSED OFF THAN ANY OF YOU!!!!!

The hell with the hoops game. It's just a game. It's over.

What pisses me off is AMBER ALERT! So I go to bed and about 2:00 in a nice, REM sleep. Then EVERY F'N phone and mobile device in the house go off like a fire alarm. (I really should check the batteries on those things, btw). At first I was so disoriented I didn't know where I was or what to do. Haven't been back to sleep since. Oh and be on the lookout for 2003 Malibu. Yeah, we'll catch the guy with that info....

I think you can disable all of those, except for presidential alerts.