tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

[Nordic]

Alright, I'm not a big NFL guy. Outside the playoffs, the NFL is background noise on Sunday and the Lions are watched on fast forward DVR. That said...

I just saw they finally cut that no-neck POS Stephen Tulloch (yeah yeah, old news... see above). No offense to Stephen if he posts here; he's a big dude and probably pretty mean, but he was a not a good NFL linebacker (see New Orleans playoff game a few years ago). They also sliced and diced Joique Bell. I liked Bell, but they are chopping heads and I like it. They wiped out the entire front office, scouting department, etc. This would of never happened under the Fords regime.

I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table. #SuperBowl

[Turtleneck]

What was the deal with Firestone tires and Ford? Who ended up being at fault?

[Guest]

I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.

[CORNER BLITZ]

I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.

That will isn't the only thing he's trying to enter through the backdoor

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

[CORNER BLITZ]

I mean anal sex

[Nordic]

I like 'em mature

[By-Tor]

Some like 'em dead

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.

Quit hating. Different strokes for different folks. If he wants to fuck the shit out of that old chick more power to him. It's none of your business.

[Nordic]

Bump for Bob

[Guest]

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.

Quit hating. Different strokes for different folks. If he wants to fuck the shit out of that old chick more power to him. It's none of your business.

Right - I can see how the sunglasses and the sailor look might get him ready.....

[CheesySpartan]

Alright, I'm not a big NFL guy. Outside the playoffs, the NFL is background noise on Sunday and the Lions are watched on fast forward DVR. That said...

I just saw they finally cut that no-neck POS Stephen Tulloch (yeah yeah, old news... see above). No offense to Stephen if he posts here...

When someone says "No offense" they always follow that up by offending you...always make me LOL. My other favorite is "To tell you the truth"...oh so you were lying before that? #petpeeves.

[Dr. Strangelove]

I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.

I'd fuck her just for the story

[Floyd Robertson]

Quit hating. Different strokes for different folks. If he wants to fuck the shit out of that old chick more power to him. It's none of your business.

Right - I can see how the sunglasses and the sailor look might get him ready.....

She kind of looks like Nick Saban when he wears his panama hat.

[Guest]

How the Lions should rebuild their defense

[Nordic]

Bump for Roary (aka WBH)

[tGreenWay]

Alright, I'm not a big NFL guy. Outside the playoffs, the NFL is background noise on Sunday and the Lions are watched on fast forward DVR. That said...

I just saw they finally cut that no-neck POS Stephen Tulloch (yeah yeah, old news... see above). No offense to Stephen if he posts here...

When someone says "No offense" they always follow that up by offending you...always make me LOL. My other favorite is "To tell you the truth"...oh so you were lying before that? #petpeeves.

Well, I doubt Tulloch would be offended by someone on an Internet sports message board calling him a no-neck POS. Why in the world would that blather anybody? But please carry on with your pet peeves. I prefer that directional change for this thread.
Me--I hate it when people call them hot water heaters.

[The Pantry]

She should rename Ford Field "Firestone Field". Sounds more bad-ass. Might break the curse.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.

I'd fuck her just for the story

People always underrate "fucking someone just for the story of fucking someone" in these hypotheticals.

[Guest]

Jamie: Still waiting on Megatron? Theories as to why

[Guest]

NFL free agency: Detroit Lions have salary cap room to improve depth

[Floyd Robertson]

Report: Lions Want Answer From Calvin Johnson On Future Plans Before Wednesday

Dave Birkett of the Detroit Free Press reported Monday that the team is telling league agents that they hope to have a decision from Johnson before free agency opens on Wednesday.

[Floyd Robertson]

Bob Wojnowski ‏@bobwojnowski 18s18 seconds ago
And there it is, Lions announce Calvin Johnson has retired.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Quit quoting that picture! God damn man. That shit is nightmare fuel.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.

[Heat Miser]

Bob Wojnowski ‏@bobwojnowski 18s18 seconds ago
And there it is, Lions announce Calvin Johnson has retired.

Two of the best players in the history of the game (Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson), a generation apart, choose to retire in their primes rather than continue subjecting themselves to the ongoing buffoonery that is the Detroit Lions. What an embarrassment.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.

[tGreenWay]

Quit quoting that picture! God damn man. That shit is nightmare fuel.

Martha or Wojo? His looks like a hungry thumb with back hair.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Quit quoting that picture! God damn man. That shit is nightmare fuel.

Martha or Wojo? His looks like a hungry thumb with back hair.

:)

[tGreenWay]

Bob Wojnowski ‏@bobwojnowski 18s18 seconds ago
And there it is, Lions announce Calvin Johnson has retired.

Two of the best players in the history of the game (Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson), a generation apart, choose to retire in their primes rather than continue subjecting themselves to the ongoing buffoonery that is the Detroit Lions. What an embarrassment.

Complete waste of HOF talent, but I'm glad they went out mostly with their health intact. In CJ's case, he had a much more informed decision. All the talk about CTE has to weigh on a player.

[tGreenWay]

Martha or Wojo? His looks like a hungry thumb with back hair.

:)

BTW, If it turns out you're actually Wojo, I want my money back. No way you haven't already eaten a case of Life cereal.

[Wally Fairway]

I'm waiting for Roary to post, but he may have died due to his Lions addiction.

Actually he probably posts here, and on tOther board, but I have no idea what name he posts as. Him, tKid, zippy, pax - do any of them post on either of these shit boards?

[tGreenWay]

I'm waiting for Roary to post, but he may have died due to his Lions addiction.

Actually he probably posts here, and on tOther board, but I have no idea what name he posts as. Him, tKid, zippy, pax - do any of them post on either of these shit boards?

Those names don't ring a bell. Now that you mention it, I wonder if Bob from Sunfield would like to post in this thread.

[Nordic]

Bob Wojnowski ‏@bobwojnowski 18s18 seconds ago
And there it is, Lions announce Calvin Johnson has retired.

Two of the best players in the history of the game (Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson), a generation apart, choose to retire in their primes rather than continue subjecting themselves to the ongoing buffoonery that is the Detroit Lions. What an embarrassment.

I wouldn't call Calvin in his prime.

[Nordic]

I'm waiting for Roary to post, but he may have died due to his Lions addiction.

Actually he probably posts here, and on tOther board, but I have no idea what name he posts as. Him, tKid, zippy, pax - do any of them post on either of these shit boards?

Bump for Roary

WBH

[kingstonlake]

I'll say it.

Not worth the money he was paid over his career. Not his fault though. Ford family. Sigh.

[Guest]

Megatron replaced. Just that easy.

Report: Marvin Jones to sign with Detroit Lions

[Wally Fairway]

I'm waiting for Roary to post, but he may have died due to his Lions addiction.

Actually he probably posts here, and on tOther board, but I have no idea what name he posts as. Him, tKid, zippy, pax - do any of them post on either of these shit boards?

Bump for Roary

WBH

No shit (maybe I knew heard that and wasn't sure, maybe I'm getting Oldzheimers)

Good to see he has picked up better hobby - cooking the Q


Where are all those other tFur fuks?

I'm guessing middle aged, married, with kids & not time for internet fuckery
(except monkey who trolls around once in a while, keeping it real)

[Guest]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 5m5 minutes ago
Detroit is re-signing Haloti Ngata to a 2-year deal, per source.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 5m5 minutes ago
Detroit is re-signing Haloti Ngata to a 2-year deal, per source.

Resigned? I barely remember him being on the team last year.

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