tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Sheila ain't fucking around

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-10-03, 19:51

kingstonlake wrote:Must be nice to be a Ford and be born into unfathomable wealth and your job is to run a play toy business (lions) that no matter how bad you fuck it up, it keeps going up in value because NFL

Story of Merica right there.
Someone made a mint in the past so offspring are entitled to fuck around for eternity.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-10-03, 19:55

Cameron wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Thorne

Horrible thing to wish on a Spartan.

GreenWay is a blue.

by aualum06 2021-10-03, 20:06

Turtleneck wrote:
Cameron wrote:

Horrible thing to wish on a Spartan.

GreenWay is a blue.

Not as blue as Travis

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2021-10-03, 20:09

aualum06 wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

GreenWay is a blue.

Not as blue as Travis

I’m going to rip your face off through your asshole for that

by aualum06 2021-10-03, 20:09

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
aualum06 wrote:

Not as blue as Travis

I’m going to rip your face off through your asshole for that

Bet

by **Cameron** 2021-10-03, 20:15

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
aualum06 wrote:

Not as blue as Travis

I’m going to rip your face off through your asshole for that

tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Sheila ain't fucking around 502811600

I've gotta remember that one.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-10-03, 20:23

Turtleneck wrote:
Cameron wrote:

Horrible thing to wish on a Spartan.

GreenWay is a blue.

I will not take that from a self professed Walmart walverine such as yourself.
I will now stick a cow bone up your ass and let my dog drag you away.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-10-03, 20:28

by **tGreenWay** 2021-10-03, 21:04

Turtleneck wrote:Blue

That’s the color of your pleather scum cargo jorts.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2021-10-10, 15:53

It’s lose this game in improbable fashion time

I think they’ll return the kick for a touchdown

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2021-10-10, 15:57

Boring we already did one that way

by **The Pantry** 2021-10-10, 16:00

Lions lose again, 19-17 on a last play FG.

Bobby Layne is likely laughing his ass off again, wherever he is.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2021-10-10, 16:16

The Pantry wrote:Lions lose again, 19-17 on a last play FG.

Bobby Layne is likely laughing his ass off again, wherever he is.

He’s probably dead pantry

by **DWags** 2021-10-10, 16:27

Man, I don’t even like the lions and I’m sick. Loved him going for two. What do you have to lose.

by **The Pantry** 2021-10-10, 16:32

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Lions lose again, 19-17 on a last play FG.

Bobby Layne is likely laughing his ass off again, wherever he is.

He’s probably dead pantry

He's definitely dead. His curse lives on...

by **tGreenWay** 2021-10-15, 22:19

Detroit Lions Pro Bowl C Frank Ragnow to undergo toe surgery, out for the season

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2021/10/12/detroit-lions-c-frank-ragnow-have-toe-surgery-out-season/6103024001/

by **tGreenWay** 2021-10-15, 22:21

The Pantry wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

He’s probably dead pantry
He's definitely dead. His curse lives on...

The curse is over. It was only a fifty year curse. This is all on the Lions.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-10-18, 01:08

The Lions will be the first team to go 0-17. Then the NFL will seize the team and sell the team to those Pawn Star dudes.

by **steveschneider** 2021-10-18, 07:05

Matt Stafford trade was the best gift to all suffering Lions fans. Haven’t watched a second of them this year and I tune into Rams games. If that franchise had done the same for Barry we would have found some relief decades ago.

by **DWags** 2021-10-20, 15:16

Seems weird a finger injury is keeping Decker out the whole year. I don’t get that.

by MSU addict 2021-10-20, 15:49

DWags wrote:Seems weird a finger injury is keeping Decker out the whole year. I don’t get that.

I agree it is weird, but he did have surgery on it in September, so it would seem to be a legit injury. Apparently he cannot grab anything with the hand and the NFL allows offensive lineman to grasp a defender inside the frame of the body so it would seem to effect his ability to play.

That said, trade rumors have swirled since they drafted Sewell - realistically they did not draft Sewell to play RT no matter what the Lions officially say.

And of course, the Lions once again are playing for a better draft pick in week 7.

by aualum06 2021-10-20, 21:31

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by **DWags** 2021-10-20, 21:40

Always have this debate. Who are the "better" fans, Packers fans or Lions fans. It's easy being a packer fan. It's damn hard being a lions fan. I always give the nod to the lions fans, and I hope I'm alive when they get there.

by **duffy munn** 2021-10-20, 21:48

DWags wrote:Always have this debate. Who are the "better" fans, Packers fans or Lions fans. It's easy being a packer fan. It's damn hard being a lions fan. I always give the nod to the lions fans, and I hope I'm alive when they get there.

This Lions fan thanks you. But sorry to report you won't be alive when they win a Super Bowl. Nobody will.

by **The Pantry** 2021-10-20, 21:59

DWags wrote:Always have this debate. Who are the "better" fans, Packers fans or Lions fans. It's easy being a packer fan. It's damn hard being a lions fan. I always give the nod to the lions fans, and I hope I'm alive when they get there.

Don't hold your breath. Even doubt my kids will live to see a Lions championship.

FIRE THE FORDS!

by MSU addict 2021-10-20, 22:07

I do believe a change in ownership will need to occur before the Lions win a Super Bowl. I doubt the Fords will ever sell the team.

Maybe some racists emails or something pop-up and the league will force them to sell. A guy can dream.

by **The Pantry** 2021-10-20, 22:12

MSU addict wrote:I do believe a change in ownership will need to occur before the Lions win a Super Bowl. I doubt the Fords will ever sell the team.

Maybe some racists emails or something pop-up and the league will force them to sell. I guy can dream.

It's been long enough. Fans need to stop going to Ford Field.

by **duffy munn** 2021-10-20, 22:19

The Pantry wrote:
MSU addict wrote:I do believe a change in ownership will need to occur before the Lions win a Super Bowl. I doubt the Fords will ever sell the team.

Maybe some racists emails or something pop-up and the league will force them to sell. I guy can dream.
It's been long enough. Fans need to stop going to Ford Field.

This will never happen

by **steveschneider** 2021-10-22, 16:35

MSU addict wrote:I do believe a change in ownership will need to occur before the Lions win a Super Bowl. I doubt the Fords will ever sell the team.

Maybe some racists emails or something pop-up and the league will force them to sell. A guy can dream.

What a hopeless feeling that you have to wait for another (better) billionaire to come along and improve the situation.

by **DWags** 2021-10-22, 17:47

duffy munn wrote:
The Pantry wrote:It's been long enough. Fans need to stop going to Ford Field.

This will never happen

Because they are good fans. But they need to stop.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2021-10-22, 18:10

Either Sheila's been fucking around or this is proof God hates the Lions for those Christian-eating shenanigans 2000 years ago.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-10-22, 18:55

Floyd Robertson wrote:Either Sheila's been fucking around or this is proof God hates the Lions for those Christian-eating shenanigans 2000 years ago.

She’s a hussy.

by **Heat Miser** 2021-10-22, 19:59

She got Spielman pretty good though.

Spielman - Lions "Ring of Honor"

Say what you will about a guy going into the "Ring of Honor" with 1 playoff win, but pretty cool moment. I suppose after Barry & Megatron, he might be the #3ish post-70's Lion, which is just a sad confirmation of a pathetic franchise.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2021-10-22, 20:01

Heat Miser wrote:She got Spielman pretty good though.

Spielman - Lions "Ring of Honor"

Say what you will about a guy going into the "Ring of Honor" with 1 playoff win, but pretty cool moment. I suppose after Barry & Megatron, he might be the #3ish post-70's Lion, which is just a sad confirmation of a pathetic franchise.

Charlie Batch won 2 or 3 Super Bowls which should count for him to be above spielman

by **Heat Miser** 2021-10-22, 20:13

40+ years. You can count the Lions "difference makers" who had any longevity with the team on less than 2 hands:

Barry
Megatron
Stafford
Lomas Brown
Spielman
Blades
Herman Moore

Who am I missing?

You'd have to actually try really hard to be this inept at running a pro football franchise. Even the blind squirrel & the broken clock do bettter.

by **duffy munn** 2021-10-22, 20:17

Heat Miser wrote:40+ years. You can count the Lions "difference makers" who had any longevity with the team on less than 2 hands:

Barry
Megatron
Stafford
Lomas Brown
Spielman
Blades
Herman Moore

Who am I missing?

You'd have to actually try really hard to be this inept at running a pro football franchise. Even the blind squirrel & the broken clock do bettter.

Jason Hanson, Wayne Fontes

by **tGreenWay** 2021-10-22, 20:27

Doug English was pretty freaking good. I still can’t figure out why they let Prater go. That guy was money.

by **The Pantry** 2021-10-22, 20:32

Heat Miser wrote:She got Spielman pretty good though.

Spielman - Lions "Ring of Honor"

Say what you will about a guy going into the "Ring of Honor" with 1 playoff win, but pretty cool moment. I suppose after Barry & Megatron, he might be the #3ish post-70's Lion, which is just a sad confirmation of a pathetic franchise.

I now want Spielman to be the next HC of the Lions. Nothing else has worked. What the hell. Go for broke...can't get any worse.

Bring Barry back to coach the RB's and help coach the OL. Bring Calvin back to coach the WR's & TE's. Bring Charlie Batch and Scott Mitchell back to coach QB. Bring Wayne Fontes back!

by **Heat Miser** 2021-10-22, 20:37

Hanson, Eddie Murray, English, Bubba Baker. More sad confirmations of a pathetic franchise. Jeebus. Throw in Tom F'ing Skladany while you're at it.

by **steveschneider** 2021-10-22, 20:39

The Pantry wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:She got Spielman pretty good though.

Spielman - Lions "Ring of Honor"

Say what you will about a guy going into the "Ring of Honor" with 1 playoff win, but pretty cool moment. I suppose after Barry & Megatron, he might be the #3ish post-70's Lion, which is just a sad confirmation of a pathetic franchise.
I now want Spielman to be the next HC of the Lions. Nothing else has worked. What the hell. Go for broke...can't get any worse.

Bring Barry back to coach the RB's and help coach the OL. Bring Calvin back to coach the WR's & TE's. Bring Charlie Batch and Scott Mitchell back to coach QB. Bring Wayne Fontes back!

Nah, Barry has done enough for Detroit. Lets just leave him alone and let him enjoy retirement.

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