Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 22:25

LooseGoose wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:bags of asses that was pathetic D

Trade Stafford to the Browns for the #1, #12 and a bag of other goodies.

Draft all defense.

Sign Captain Kirk for QB.

Profit.

we need 3 new o line tho but your thinking tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around - Page 16 969504605

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-01-01, 22:46

That doesn't look good for that GB defender. Hope he's ok.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-01, 22:48

Detroit has been the site of some pretty traumatic shit. Chuck Hughes died on the field. Utley against the Rams. Reggie Brown against the Jets. I remember when Chris Pronger almost died on the ice. Jiri Fischer.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-01-01, 23:02

When the center snapped the ball early while Rodgers was shouting out the play.... I'm pretty sure that's offsides on someone right? Either the qb or the center, whatever, I don't think that's allowed. Or am I wrong?

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 23:05

how was there no holding? impossible

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-01, 23:08

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-01, 23:11

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:When the center snapped the ball early while Rodgers was shouting out the play.... I'm pretty sure that's offsides on someone right? Either the qb or the center, whatever, I don't think that's allowed. Or am I wrong?

You are so fucking stupid Travis of the Cosmos.

offsides is on the defense.

It is not a false start because the Center snapped the ball. The QB is not simulating the snap nor are any of the OL moving prematurely. The play starts when the Center snaps the ball.

God it's like trying to explain this shit to my goldfish.

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 23:13

Stafford is playing like a bag of assholes

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-01-01, 23:16

Well... at least we got the FG. If we can somehow stop Rogers I like our chances with GB's injury situation in the secondary.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-01-01, 23:16

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:When the center snapped the ball early while Rodgers was shouting out the play.... I'm pretty sure that's offsides on someone right? Either the qb or the center, whatever, I don't think that's allowed. Or am I wrong?

You are so fucking stupid Travis of the Cosmos.

offsides is on the defense.

It is not a false start because the Center snapped the ball. The QB is not simulating the snap nor are any of the OL moving prematurely. The play starts when the Center snaps the ball.

God it's like trying to explain this shit to my goldfish.

Shut the fuck up hatcher you're the biggest bitch on this board and I literally hate you

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-01, 23:16

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Well... at least we got the FG. If we can somehow stop Rogers I like our chances with GB's injury situation in the secondary.

Good Luck
..LOL

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-01-01, 23:17

CheesySpartan wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Well... at least we got the FG. If we can somehow stop Rogers I like our chances with GB's injury situation in the secondary.

Good Luck
..LOL

It's not like he's been all world tonight.

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 23:19

nice spot lmao

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-01, 23:19

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You are so fucking stupid Travis of the Cosmos.

offsides is on the defense.

It is not a false start because the Center snapped the ball. The QB is not simulating the snap nor are any of the OL moving prematurely. The play starts when the Center snaps the ball.

God it's like trying to explain this shit to my goldfish.

Shut the fuck up hatcher you're the biggest bitch on this board and I literally hate you

LMFAO

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 23:20

MattyFresh wrote:nice spot lmao

That was fucking awful

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-01, 23:20

MattyFresh wrote:nice spot lmao

Agreed that was BS

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 23:20

CheesySpartan wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:nice spot lmao

Agreed that was BS

Shut the fuck up hatcher you're the biggest bitch on this board and I literally hate you

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 23:24

JFC you stop them on 3rd and 10 and you get 12 men penalty

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 23:25

Choked on applesauce and backed into the playoffs. What a shitshow.

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 23:25

MattyFresh wrote:
CheesySpartan wrote:

Agreed that was BS
Shut the fuck up hatcher you're the biggest bitch on this board and I literally hate you

my joke... swing and a miss

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-01, 23:27

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

You are so fucking stupid Travis of the Cosmos.

offsides is on the defense.

It is not a false start because the Center snapped the ball. The QB is not simulating the snap nor are any of the OL moving prematurely. The play starts when the Center snaps the ball.

God it's like trying to explain this shit to my goldfish.

Shut the fuck up hatcher you're the biggest bitch on this board and I literally hate you

I will slit your fucking throat Cosmos. Seriously, I will fucking slit it with a rusty fucking razor blade that has fucking STDs embedded in it. You better not ever show your stupid ass east of Woodward.

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 23:29

would of been nice to win the division but i choose seattle over nyg

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 23:30

Shit's over. Choked big time.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-01-01, 23:31

Fucking Lions. Now I need a garbage TD to hit my teaser.

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-01, 23:31

MattyFresh wrote:would of been nice to win the division but i choose seattle over nyg

Lol...AND THAT'S WHAT YOU get

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 23:32

CheesySpartan wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:would of been nice to win the division but i choose seattle over nyg

Lol...AND THAT'S WHAT YOU get

Very gracious winner. Packers fans like you are class all the way.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-01-01, 23:33

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Shut the fuck up hatcher you're the biggest bitch on this board and I literally hate you

I will slit your fucking throat Cosmos. Seriously, I will fucking slit it with a rusty fucking razor blade that has fucking STDs embedded in it. You better not ever show your stupid ass east of Woodward.

Come get it pussy.

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 23:34

CheesySpartan wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:would of been nice to win the division but i choose seattle over nyg

Lol...AND THAT'S WHAT YOU get

Yeah well your QB looks like Brad Garrett !!!

by **kingstonlake** 2017-01-01, 23:36

As long as Aaron rodgers decides to play football on Sundays, the Lions are irrelevant.

by **kingstonlake** 2017-01-01, 23:37

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

I will slit your fucking throat Cosmos. Seriously, I will fucking slit it with a rusty fucking razor blade that has fucking STDs embedded in it. You better not ever show your stupid ass east of Woodward.

Come get it pussy.

Nice avatar, donkey. Is that a Packers dildo in the Lions ass?

by **DWags** 2017-01-01, 23:37

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:When the center snapped the ball early while Rodgers was shouting out the play.... I'm pretty sure that's offsides on someone right? Either the qb or the center, whatever, I don't think that's allowed. Or am I wrong?

You are so fucking stupid Travis of the Cosmos.

offsides is on the defense.

It is not a false start because the Center snapped the ball. The QB is not simulating the snap nor are any of the OL moving prematurely. The play starts when the Center snaps the ball.

God it's like trying to explain this shit to my goldfish.

What are your goldfish's names?

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 23:39

That was pretty blatant PI.

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-01, 23:40

INT...GAME OVER...Good luck in Seattle

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 23:40

Death Roe wrote:That was pretty blatant PI.

yeah that was horrible

by MattyFresh 2017-01-01, 23:40

CheesySpartan wrote:INT...GAME OVER...Good luck in Seattle

GOOD LUCK WITH THE HOTTEST TEAM IN FOOTBALL

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-01, 23:40

Death Roe wrote:That was pretty blatant PI.

You could have been a Winning Fan........

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 23:41

CheesySpartan wrote:
Death Roe wrote:That was pretty blatant PI.

You could have been a Winning Fan........

You could have not been an asshole. If being a Packers fan is turning into a fan like you, count me out, bud.

(I love DWags)

by CheesySpartan 2017-01-01, 23:41

MattyFresh wrote:
CheesySpartan wrote:INT...GAME OVER...Good luck in Seattle
GOOD LUCK WITH HOTTEST TEAM IN FOOTBALL

LOL...

by **kingstonlake** 2017-01-01, 23:42

Funny thing is, Seattle is very beatable.

by **Death Roe** 2017-01-01, 23:42

Let's reminisce on the last two times the Giants played the Pack in the playoffs..

2007 NFC title game - Giants win in OT
2011 NFC Divisional round - Giants beat them solidly

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