Smelliest farts

 

Lamb fries give me serious gas.

Cheerio farts.

Lock thread, close poll.

Death Roe wrote:Cheerio farts.

Lock thread, close poll.

Ahh, but you have forgotten about the McDonald's chicken McNuggets farts my friend

In the shower.

Tanfan.

Egg salad

Beer farts are really the worst.

Ass Dan wrote:Beer farts are really the worst.

This. tWife cringes everytime I open a beer. She knows whats coming.

pulling69 wrote:In the shower.

Pasty farts in the shower

Sub-genre of Mexican. The burrito joints with an emphasis on Chipotle.

pulling69 wrote:In the shower.

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Two day old sauerkraut that has been sitting in sausage and onions. My favorite dish, but only works when served fresh.

oNION RING FARTS

Vegetable tray farts. You know you're at a get together and they have the classic tray of vegetables. You go heavy on the yellow peppers and cauliflower and wash it down with a couple of microbrews that are dusty from sitting on the shelf at the store way too long.

Try the "fiber one" cleansing... 2 products a day until you can shit at will. The first couple days the "cleansing" period is horrid.

Burrito farts. Refried beans can be a disaster.

Sushi/sashimi farts merit special recognition in my experience.

Dog farts deserve a place on this list as well.

Any farts that are not my own, but in particular those from someone who is lactose intolerant and has had dairy

White Castle farts.

Lock it.

Indian food. Dear God, gasmask-worthy.

Hot, silent farts. It doesn't matter what causes them, but when you drop one of those, you know you got yourself some stank to deal with. A fart so bad it could end a marriage.

When farting in the car with tWife it's important to casually turn up the heat, close the windows, and ask her if she smells something burning?

Tanfan Tapioca farts.