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Post by tGreenWay 6/22/2017, 3:54 pm

One exploded and killed a French Instagram fitness model.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/06/22/whipped-cream-dispenser-explodes-killing-french-instagram-fitness-model/
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Post by Dr. Strangelove 6/22/2017, 4:22 pm

Texted that story to my buddy earlier today - his response?

"What a waste of prime pussy"

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Post by Dr. Strangelove 6/22/2017, 4:24 pm

And you know she wasn't making whipped cream she was doing Whip-Its. Kinda like when Hannah Storm's gas grill (really her base pipe) exploded.
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Post by tGreenWay 6/22/2017, 5:23 pm

Dr. Strangelove wrote:And you know she wasn't making whipped cream she was doing Whip-Its. Kinda like when Hannah Storm's gas grill (really her base pipe) exploded.

Beware the murderous whipped cream dispenser 502811600 I hadn't considered the possibility that Hannah Storm's pipe exploded. Nobody ever tells the truth about nothin'.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove 6/22/2017, 5:42 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Dr. Strangelove wrote:And you know she wasn't making whipped cream she was doing Whip-Its. Kinda like when Hannah Storm's gas grill (really her base pipe) exploded.

Beware the murderous whipped cream dispenser 502811600 I hadn't considered the possibility that Hannah Storm's pipe exploded. Nobody ever tells the truth about nothin'.

Hannah Storm was a major coke head when she was coming up in local Charlotte tv in the late 80s. I'm assuming nothing really changed. Also if it had really been her grill exploding she would have sued the shit out of the manufacturer or the propane cylinder company. She didn't
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Post by tGreenWay 6/22/2017, 5:50 pm

Dr. Strangelove wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Beware the murderous whipped cream dispenser 502811600 I hadn't considered the possibility that Hannah Storm's pipe exploded. Nobody ever tells the truth about nothin'.

Hannah Storm was a major coke head when she was coming up in local Charlotte tv in the late 80s. I'm assuming nothing really changed. Also if it had really been her grill exploding she would have sued the shit out of the manufacturer or the propane cylinder company. She didn't

It's my understanding there was a federal law requiring everyone over the age of 18 to partake of the booger sugar.
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Post by tGreenWay 6/22/2017, 5:51 pm

But I could be wrong.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove 6/22/2017, 6:51 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Dr. Strangelove wrote:

Hannah Storm was a major coke head when she was coming up in local Charlotte tv in the late 80s. I'm assuming nothing really changed. Also if it had really been her grill exploding she would have sued the shit out of the manufacturer or the propane cylinder company. She didn't

It's my understanding there was a federal law requiring everyone over the age of 18 to partake of the booger sugar.

Glad I'm compliant with the law
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Post by tGreenWay 6/22/2017, 6:52 pm

Dr. Strangelove wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:



It's my understanding there was a federal law requiring everyone over the age of 18 to partake of the booger sugar.

Glad I'm compliant with the law

You, sir, are a great American.
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Post by tGreenWay 6/22/2017, 7:04 pm

Also, I know she's got a slightly janky face, but I would like to have relations with her.
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Post by The Pantry 6/22/2017, 7:26 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Also, I know she's got a slightly janky face, but I would like to have relations with her.
Why am I not surprised you are into necrophilia?
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Post by tGreenWay 6/23/2017, 12:02 am

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Also, I know she's got a slightly janky face, but I would like to have relations with her.
Why am I not surprised you are into necrophilia?

Hannah Storm is dead?
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Post by tGreenWay 6/23/2017, 12:05 am

Hannah Storm isn't dead, Pantry. I just checked. Please don't startle me like that again.
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