Game of Thrones Season 7 - WAR IS COMING

That hurts just watching it.

So sick of Carcetti. His role was played out after he shined in on the Battle of the Bastards. Now he just peers in with a menacing smirk on his face all of the time. Fuck him. I hope Omar takes him out.

Dorne is fuckin useless at anything they've ever tried

Carcetti

Best show of all time.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Dorne is fuckin useless at anything they've ever tried

If they ever needed a mod, you would fit right in

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Dorne is fuckin useless at anything they've ever tried

If they ever needed a mod, you would fit right in

Shush

Tyrion is a mole.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:So sick of Carcetti. His role was played out after he shined in on the Battle of the Bastards. Now he just peers in with a menacing smirk on his face all of the time. Fuck him. I hope Omar takes him out.

His best role was in The Dark Knight Rises

At least some Sand Snakes are dead

My gripes (I probably already forgot 2 or 3 of them)

1. Why is Euron all of a sudden some fuckin bad ass? Where did this come from? I don't mind it because I <} (that is a strawberry but I meant it to be a heart) action, but kinda stupid.

2. I thought Theon's sis (forget her name) and Theon stole the entire fleet from the Iron Islands and Euron was going to have to rebuild his fleet? Amazing shit that he rebuilt a fleet in like 10 days that could overtake Yara's Iron Island fleet (I remembered her name just now)

3. Jon's gonna leave Sansa in charge even though she's being quite cunty and contradicting his (seemingly wise) decisions at every point?

4. I want to see Red Lady's titty's again

5. Morbid curiousity - I want to see what Grey Joy is packing. I loved Missandei's tittays. She is smoking hot. Good god.

the only ting I think we learned is that arya is going back to winterfell. Everything else was shifting pieces some more.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My gripes (I probably already forgot 2 or 3 of them)

1. Why is Euron all of a sudden some fuckin bad ass? Where did this come from? I don't mind it because I <} (that is a strawberry but I meant it to be a heart) action, but kinda stupid.

2. I thought Theon's sis (forget her name) and Theon stole the entire fleet from the Iron Islands and Euron was going to have to rebuild his fleet? Amazing shit that he rebuilt a fleet in like 10 days that could overtake Yara's Iron Island fleet (I remembered her name just now)

3. Jon's gonna leave Sansa in charge even though she's being quite cunty and contradicting his (seemingly wise) decisions at every point?

4. I want to see Red Lady's titty's again

5. Morbid curiousity - I want to see what Grey Joy is packing. I loved Missandei's tittays. She is smoking hot. Good god.

1. A bit of a time warp. "In the books" the exiled Eron is made out to be a badass that has sailed around and pillaged more than anyone/Greyjoy. Not much time to explain that in the series.

2.More time warping. Characters (Visarys) seen to move around quick....ships get built quick...but actors don't seem to age as quick...They/you are going to have to suspend timescale a bit

3. Fuck yeah he is. He's already been dead once, DGAF and she has proven her knowledge/tact. I thought he was gonna renounce his title to her.

4. We saw saw the slave lady's. Those were nice.

5. No Comment

6. They should stick to ground battle scenes

7. Nymeria scene was awesome. Wife berated me for calling it when it started.. I guess it was all over the Facebooks and reddits this week. I haven't read/seen anything that is upcoming. I assumed it was coming at some point. So it was pretty sweet not knowing it was coming tonight.

8. I was hoping more would die in the last scene. The whole scene sucked, was way overdone and no one GAF about any of those characters. Shoulda killed them all.

9. Still trying to figure out why the are keeping Littlefinger and Pod (not in thjs episode) around

5. If you meant Greyworm...then me too...me too

10. Need more Clegane

So it was pretty much just a bunch of ships that were basically empty. They were on their way to pick of the dornish and tyrell armies. So that's great Euron pretty much controls the sea... but Dani's already in westeroos, so he's basically useless now isn't he? What can he really offer cersei if there is no more massive navy out there to fight?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So it was pretty much just a bunch of ships that were basically empty. They were on their way to pick of the dornish and tyrell armies. So that's great Euron pretty much controls the sea... but Dani's already in westeroos, so he's basically useless now isn't he? What can he really offer cersei if there is no more massive navy out there to fight?

Dothraki can't swim... but yeah :yawn... shoulda killed everyone in that scene and started over

I'm disappointed we will never get to see Yara's naked ass. There was a tight shot of it in her leather pants a few episodes ago and it got me interested.

Nordic wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So it was pretty much just a bunch of ships that were basically empty. They were on their way to pick of the dornish and tyrell armies. So that's great Euron pretty much controls the sea... but Dani's already in westeroos, so he's basically useless now isn't he? What can he really offer cersei if there is no more massive navy out there to fight?

Dothraki can't swim... but yeah :yawn... shoulda killed everyone in that scene and started over

Yeah but they're already on land right?

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'm disappointed we will never get to see Yara's naked ass. There was a tight shot of it in her leather pants a few episodes ago and it got me interested.

Should I point out that we did not see her die?

MSU addict wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'm disappointed we will never get to see Yara's naked ass. There was a tight shot of it in her leather pants a few episodes ago and it got me interested.

Should I point out that we did not see her die?

I admit that I should have learned not to jump to conclusions with GoT.

Tryion a mole? Doubt it, he's stupid enough to go against dragons?

Also agree with Nordic - that ship battle scene kind of sucked. Seemed rushed. Wish I was caught up with the books to know where this greyjoy uncle came from to tear shit up.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Tryion a mole? Doubt it, he's stupid enough to go against dragons?

Also agree with Nordic - that ship battle scene kind of sucked. Seemed rushed. Wish I was caught up with the books to know where this greyjoy uncle came from to tear shit up.

He pretty much traveled the world plundering shit, then went back to the iron islands, killed his brother to take over, and then tried to kill his niece and nephew but they ran away.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Tryion a mole? Doubt it, he's stupid enough to go against dragons?

Also agree with Nordic - that ship battle scene kind of sucked. Seemed rushed. Wish I was caught up with the books to know where this greyjoy uncle came from to tear shit up.

He pretty much traveled the world plundering shit, then went back to the iron islands, killed his brother to take over, and then tried to kill his niece and nephew but they ran away.

And the entire iron islands just bent the knee to him that easy ?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

He pretty much traveled the world plundering shit, then went back to the iron islands, killed his brother to take over, and then tried to kill his niece and nephew but they ran away.

And the entire iron islands just bent the knee to him that easy ?

A bunch went with theon and yara. But the rest did... they have an election process that was in the show, euron won since he has a dong and yara doesn't

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Nordic wrote:

Dothraki can't swim... but yeah :yawn... shoulda killed everyone in that scene and started over

Yeah but they're already on land right?

They are on Dragonstone, an island just west of Kings Landing.

The battle scene was horrible. Worse than Bourne shaky cam. I'll have to watch again to see if it makes any more sense.

Nordic wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Yeah but they're already on land right?

They are on Dragonstone, an island just west of Kings Landing.

West?

Nordic wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Yeah but they're already on land right?

They are on Dragonstone, an island just west of Kings Landing.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying... they don't necessarily need the boats that they lost anymore and so now what value does euron have to Cersei? A giant navy to fight.... whom?

Travis.... Dragonstone is an island.

Rocinante wrote:Travis.... Dragonstone is an island.

Okay, sorry, I think I'm being unclear here, let me rephrase since I'm pretty sure they can navigate that problem as they were sending those ships away for a long time anyway (they weren't gonna sit there and wait for those ships to go to dorne then attack kings landing then come back so they could then get off the island, however that's being dealt with, its dealt with.)

Short of constantly patrolling that single channel.... what good is euron now? I'm sure there's an answer, but once he delivers control of the sea to Cersei, what good is he going forward? In other words, why should she marry him as is what he's looking for out of doing what he's doing? That's the question I'm asking here hombres.

I'll make it even easier cause I really don't know why there is confusion here.

1) guys only worth is attacking ships on the sea
2) guy attacks ships, wins
3) going forward, guy is useless. No ships need attacking anymore.
4) person who implied she might consider marrying guy who attacks ships has no reason to, or certainly should betray him at some point, because again, if he's only good at attacking ships and there are no ships to attack then he's just a sack of meat that has no use.

That seems pretty short sighted that there will never ships again/he is useless. Cersei desperately needs allies of any sort.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:That seems pretty short sighted that there will never ships again/he is useless. Cersei desperately needs allies of any sort.

That is true but there's gotta be someone out there that'd be more useful than him, marrying wise. I mean come on you don't actually think that's gonna work out the way euron thinks it will right? Cause it won't.

Ships attack cities on land. Remember when Stannis attacked kings landing?

Rocinante wrote:Ships attack cities on land. Remember when Stannis attacked kings landing?

Worked out.

Haha... look, I'm just trying to come up with how psycho guy's grand plan is going to backfire on him. It will, it's just how.

I'll catch up tonight. Just watched Ep1 last night. When you guys says Eron, do you mean Euron? Doesn't matter. Who the hell is Ed Shereen? I'm happy that I have no idea who that is. Good first Ep. I had it pegged from the start that Arya was going to kill them all. She knows how to 'morph' or wear masks. My only question was, is she really that tall now, or is that part of the illusion of the masked men?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Ships attack cities on land.  Remember when Stannis attacked kings landing?

Worked out.

Haha... look, I'm just trying to come up with how psycho guy's grand plan is going to backfire on him. It will, it's just how.

Well... GRM didn't write this entire series with a happy ending for Euron in mind. I think we can all agree on that.

That would be a pretty sweet mind fuck though.

Looks like Dany might need Jon Snow a little more now.

Give me ten good men and I'll impregnate the bitch

Lol

Solid episode tonight. It's funny, the most obvious moves seem to avoid the suspicion of the general public. Go for where the money is? Duh.

Jon could have been a bit more diplomatic. Kind of like a - I need some time, I respect your claim and if you prove worthy, I will bend it, I didn't come here for that - type of thing.

The fanfare for Euron was a bit over the top.

Jamie is gonna be the one that ties this whole thing together, I have to think.

I enjoy the 30 minutes of Ballers just as much as I do the 60 min of GoT. Ballers is a lot of fun.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Jon could have been a bit more diplomatic. Kind of like a - I need some time, I respect your claim and if you prove worthy, I will bend it, I didn't come here for that - type of thing.

They need to be on equal footing so they can fall in love. (Then I have to think one is going to have to kill the other in a Azor Ahai kind of way, but that is just my guess).