Random Ramblings

Weird. Another officer-involved shooting death, yesterday in RO. Guy's car ended up crashing maybe a 100 feet from the home my boys rent on 13 Mile. Neither of them were home at the time.

Man fatally shot by Royal Oak police officer identified; authorities remain quiet on details

This one seems a bit fishy.

Quite, especially since there were probably plenty of other people in the area that could have been hit.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This one seems a bit fishy.

It was a fuckin traffic violation. If you’re that scared that the guy is gonna hurt you then write down the license plate and go find the guy after. Instead you go charging in with your gun and then omg someone died. Yeah no shit. I’m not even saying the guy that died didn’t have a gun that he pulled on the cop (even though there’s no reason to think that he did) but the cop escalated that situation. Get the guys license plate, thus his address, and settle this problem in an hour instead of right this moment. Let him eat his fuckin White Castle who cares. I’m sure that’s not “their training” though which means their training is wrong and leads to dead people.

The man fatally shot by an officer Tuesday had a criminal bench warrant for his arrest with a bond of $75,000, police say.

The Pantry wrote:The man fatally shot by an officer Tuesday had a criminal bench warrant for his arrest with a bond of $75,000, police say.

So that’s the motive for running in the first place, but not an excuse for his death. The guy was obviously an idiot but there’s no reason to think he needed to die. Again, write down his plate, go get him in an hour after he eats his sack of clams or whatever. Nothing will happen to the murderer cop though because like I said, “that’s their training” but if that’s even true then their training is fucked. We shouldn’t accept that people die at the hands of authority for no reason.

I watched a porno called "Your orgasm inside me" and there were no orgasms inside any of the women in any of the four scenes. Very misleading and disappointing.

loogoldham wrote:I watched a porno called "Your orgasm inside me" and there were no orgasms inside any of the women in any of the four scenes. Very misleading and disappointing.

I'll bet they slapped the women on the ass though. There's nothing quite as original as slapping a woman on her ass or better yet using your semi flaccid cock to do it.

DWags wrote: So..... don't slap women on the ass.
TIA

Also do not do this:

Watterson was said to have bitten the policewoman on the bottom through her clothing on the right hand side.

http://www.iomtoday.co.im/article.cfm?id=39684&headline=Woman%20bit%20female%20cop%27s%20bottom&sectionIs=NEWS&searchyear=2018

Had another HS classmate die yesterday. This after thinking about Harry Anderson being only 8 years older than me......

Always throws you off a bit to know your time is coming......

LooseGoose wrote:Had another HS classmate die yesterday. This after thinking about Harry Anderson being only 8 years older than me......

Always throws you off a bit to know your time is coming......

I has struck me recently that our 50s are probably the most interesting decade we have in our lives. We’ve each had our triumphs and our setbacks, and those memories are still vivid enough that you can begin to see your life-defining moments with distinct clarity. It’s also the age at which you begin to see the finish line over the horizon. It leads you to question who you want be for the time you have left, who do you want to spend it with and the memories that you’d like to make, if you get the chance.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:Had another HS classmate die yesterday. This after thinking about Harry Anderson being only 8 years older than me......

Always throws you off a bit to know your time is coming......

I has struck me recently that our 50s are probably the most interesting decade we have in our lives. We’ve each had our triumphs and our setbacks, and those memories are still vivid enough that you can begin to see your life-defining moments with distinct clarity. It’s also the age at which you begin to see the finish line over the horizon. It leads you to question who you want be for the time you have left, who do you want to spend it with and the memories that you’d like to make, if you get the chance.

Sounds like somebody is starting to regret his 15,837 posts on an internet message board.

Da Mayor wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I has struck me recently that our 50s are probably the most interesting decade we have in our lives. We’ve each had our triumphs and our setbacks, and those memories are still vivid enough that you can begin to see your life-defining moments with distinct clarity. It’s also the age at which you begin to see the finish line over the horizon. It leads you to question who you want be for the time you have left, who do you want to spend it with and the memories that you’d like to make, if you get the chance.

Sounds like somebody is starting to regret his 15,837 posts on an internet message board.

I only regret the time I have to spend reading yours.

Most of mine are blow-off time @ work, so, no.

LooseGoose wrote:Had another HS classmate die yesterday. This after thinking about Harry Anderson being only 8 years older than me......

Always throws you off a bit to know your time is coming......

sorry to hear that.

raises another question.. if someone here at tSwill were to pass away, how would we know?? Other than maybe the off-board relationships some people here might have.. it would be weird if someone just disappeared, stopped posting.. and nobody ever knew the whole story.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:Had another HS classmate die yesterday. This after thinking about Harry Anderson being only 8 years older than me......

Always throws you off a bit to know your time is coming......

sorry to hear that.

raises another question.. if someone here at tSwill were to pass away, how would we know?? Other than maybe the off-board relationships some people here might have.. it would be weird if someone just disappeared, stopped posting.. and nobody ever knew the whole story.

That's why you need to reveal yourself, Bob.

When tSwill endowment fund receives the check from my estate, you'll know.




You'll be asking, wtf is this check for 17 cents for?

I.B. Fine wrote:When tSwill endowment fund receives the check from my estate, you'll know.




You'll be asking, wtf is this check for 17 cents for?

#baller

loogoldham wrote:I watched a porno called "Your orgasm inside me" and there were no orgasms inside any of the women in any of the four scenes. Very misleading and disappointing.

Wait, you watched a whole porno?

Rocinante wrote:

loogoldham wrote:I watched a porno called "Your orgasm inside me" and there were no orgasms inside any of the women in any of the four scenes. Very misleading and disappointing.

Wait, you watched a whole porno?

Legitimate question: Do they still make feature length porn movies any more?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Rocinante wrote:

Wait, you watched a whole porno?

Legitimate question: Do they still make feature length porn movies any more?

Legit question: Why did they ever?

Rocinante wrote:

loogoldham wrote:I watched a porno called "Your orgasm inside me" and there were no orgasms inside any of the women in any of the four scenes. Very misleading and disappointing.

Wait, you watched a whole porno?

Yeah -- front to back -- it was nice. Not sure when it was made. Brought back memories of sneaking into the adult section of the local Value Video. Through the half-height wood-slotted doors. Praying the pimply checkout guy doesn't ask for ID. Running out with Breast Friends #92.

Has one of Coach D's players ever threatened to kill him?

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Legitimate question: Do they still make feature length porn movies any more?

Legit question: Why did they ever?

The soundtracks are too good to break down into little porn snippets.

tGreenWay wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Legit question: Why did they ever?

The soundtracks are too good to break down into little porn snippets.

Easy ow ... ow ... owowowowowowow

love when the porno guy sings along to the music. Newsflash -- they're not dubbed over in post-production lol. Some giant boombox in the corner.

Da Mayor wrote:Has one of Coach D's players ever threatened to kill him?

I bet Mannie's been threatened

Guy at our prototype shop was spot welding some parts this morning. Gun tip closed on his finger. Probably 600-700# of gun force concentrated in an area less than .1 square-inch. Needless to say, blood everywhere. He was scheduled for surgery this afternoon. Hope he comes out of it okay.

The Pantry wrote:Guy at our prototype shop was spot welding some parts this morning. Gun tip closed on his finger. Probably 600-700# of gun force concentrated in an area less than .1 square-inch. Needless to say, blood everywhere. He was scheduled for surgery this afternoon. Hope he comes out of it okay.

That sounds nasty. How much of the finger?

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Guy at our prototype shop was spot welding some parts this morning. Gun tip closed on his finger. Probably 600-700# of gun force concentrated in an area less than .1 square-inch. Needless to say, blood everywhere. He was scheduled for surgery this afternoon. Hope he comes out of it okay.

That sounds nasty. How much of the finger?

Tip of the right middle finger as explained by our safety manager. Hopefully it didn't affect the last joint on the finger.

Machine he was working was foot pedal controlled. Fortunately his foot came off the pedal quickly, otherwise the weld sequence may have initiated and complicated the injury in ways I can only imagine.

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

That sounds nasty. How much of the finger?

Tip of the right middle finger as explained by our safety manager. Hopefully it didn't affect the last joint on the finger.

Machine he was working was foot pedal controlled. Fortunately his foot came off the pedal quickly, otherwise the weld sequence may have initiated and complicated the injury in ways I can only imagine.

Yeah, hopefully above the last joint and tendons, though I admit I have no idea where those end. Can’t imagine the added pain if the weld sequence had started. Nerve damage alone will suck big time.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Tip of the right middle finger as explained by our safety manager. Hopefully it didn't affect the last joint on the finger.

Machine he was working was foot pedal controlled. Fortunately his foot came off the pedal quickly, otherwise the weld sequence may have initiated and complicated the injury in ways I can only imagine.

Yeah, hopefully above the last joint and tendons, though I admit I have no idea where those end. Can’t imagine the added pain if the weld sequence had started. Nerve damage alone will suck big time.

Like you know what the hell the '"weld sequence" is

Da Mayor wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Yeah, hopefully above the last joint and tendons, though I admit I have no idea where those end. Can’t imagine the added pain if the weld sequence had started. Nerve damage alone will suck big time.

Like you know what the hell the '"weld sequence" is

Look, I have a stalker.

Da Mayor wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Yeah, hopefully above the last joint and tendons, though I admit I have no idea where those end. Can’t imagine the added pain if the weld sequence had started. Nerve damage alone will suck big time.

Like you know what the hell the '"weld sequence" is

Do you?

The Pantry wrote:

Da Mayor wrote:

Like you know what the hell the '"weld sequence" is

Do you?

I didn't post as though I did.

Da Mayor wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Do you?

I didn't post as though I did.

So you're dumb and have terrible taste in music? Shocking, bro beans. You gonna whine about getting banned again today?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Da Mayor wrote:

I didn't post as though I did.

So you're dumb and have terrible taste in music? Shocking, bro beans. You gonna whine about getting banned again today?

You seem hormonal, bro.

I got sunburned today. It feels great.

Dendrobates wrote:I got sunburned today. It feels great.

The first burn of the year is always special.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:I got sunburned today. It feels great.

The first burn of the year is always special.

Getting burned is a regular occurrence on tSwill.

tGreenWay wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:

The first burn of the year is always special.

Getting burned is a regular occurrence on tSwill.

What's the old saying? The best way to let people know you're dumb is by posting? I'm adopting an addition by subtraction posture.