Random Ramblings

by **Motown Spartan** 2021-01-29, 20:08

steveschneider wrote:Just drove through a college town. It’s 15 degrees out and saw a college student out with her coat wide open and she had a crop top on. Happy to report she was also wearing a mask.

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by **Dendrobates** 2021-01-29, 20:57

steveschneider wrote:Just drove through a college town. It’s 15 degrees out and saw a college student out with her coat wide open and she had a crop top on. Happy to report she was also wearing a mask.

Fucking Steve. You know the rules

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-29, 21:27

steveschneider wrote:Just drove through a college town. It’s 15 degrees out and saw a college student out with her coat wide open and she had a crop top on. Happy to report she was also wearing a mask.

What college town, bro?

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-29, 22:46

The point was its frost bite season and this lady was wearing a crop top. It made me question this schools admission standards.

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-29, 22:56

That’s not the point I’m thinking about steve

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-29, 23:31

steveschneider wrote:
The point was its frost bite season and this lady was wearing a crop top. It made me question this schools admission standards.

What school, Steve?

by **Cameron** 2021-01-30, 02:20

Fucking steve...

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-01-30, 07:44

Was it your daughter? Because that's the only way "college girl in a crop top" doesn't cause a certain response.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-30, 10:06

I was just noting how bonkers it is that some was walking around in frost bite weather wearing a crop top. You see that and you think there’s a text book example of young and dumb.

by aualum06 2021-01-30, 10:20

I basically wear shorts year round

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-30, 10:38

steveschneider wrote:I was just noting how bonkers it is that some was walking around in frost bite weather wearing a crop top. You see that and you think there’s a text book example of young and dumb.

I don't think this happened.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2021-01-30, 10:50

Turtleneck wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I was just noting how bonkers it is that some was walking around in frost bite weather wearing a crop top. You see that and you think there’s a text book example of young and dumb.

I don't think this happened.

agreed

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-30, 11:53

steveschneider wrote:I was just noting how bonkers it is that some was walking around in frost bite weather wearing a crop top. You see that and you think there’s a text book example of young and dumb.

That’s not the bonkers I’m thinking about steve

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-30, 14:25

It happened.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-01-30, 14:35

No it didn’t. Please PM TempeTantrum for help crafting interesting made up stories. Your fiction needs work.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2021-01-30, 14:49

That's literally the craziest story I've ever heard steve, can you tell it again?

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-30, 16:15

CORNER BLITZ wrote:That's literally the craziest story I've ever heard steve, can you tell it again?

I’d rather not. Kind of sorry I even mentioned it.

by **y2kMgrad** 2021-01-30, 16:31

Grown ass men who ride their cart like a skateboard through the Meijer parking lot: awesome or absurd?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2021-01-30, 16:32

I liked the part where it was cold outside and this crazy kid didn't have their coat zipped up.

You told it so much better though

Fuckin kids these days amirite???

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-30, 20:32

steveschneider wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:That's literally the craziest story I've ever heard steve, can you tell it again?

I’d rather not. Kind of sorry I even mentioned it.

You aren’t the only one. Fucking Steve.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-30, 20:50

steveschneider wrote:
MSU addict wrote:
I could certainly argue that it is. The word contraction has multiple definitions, but the most relevant here is:

- The process of shortening a word by combination or elision.

No matter the use of ain't - am not, are not, is not, have not, has not - it is being shortened and multiple meanings are being merged.

The apostrophe signifies the omission of a letter - in this case "o" in not, it is appropriate.

I've seen that theory but I have a issues with it. For instance there is no letter 'I' in am not, are not, have not or has not. The multiple meanings being merged would explain the different letters I guess but still...

JFC, Steve. It’s not a theory. To begin with, the contracted words you left out are is not, which, you will notice, includes an i. Words are living things, and if you’d looked up ain’t, you would’ve learned it was born in the early to mid nineteenth century. Unlike other words, it hasn’t changed any in nearly two hundred years because, despite your disbelief, it’s a contraction, and those rarely evolve. It’s more likely for a contraction to die off from a lack of usage than to morph into something else. You really needn’t make things so complicated.

Sigh. Fucking Steve. I mustn’t let him get me this riled up.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-30, 20:52

y2kMgrad wrote:Grown ass men who ride their cart like a skateboard through the Meijer parking lot: awesome or absurd?

College aged get a pass. Above that, it’s nearly worthy of an eye-roll.

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-30, 21:41

y2kMgrad wrote:Grown ass men who ride their cart like a skateboard through the Meijer parking lot: awesome or absurd?

Fuck Greeways old ass
On a scale of awesome to absurd it’s closer to awesome

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-31, 07:38

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I've seen that theory but I have a issues with it. For instance there is no letter 'I' in am not, are not, have not or has not. The multiple meanings being merged would explain the different letters I guess but still...

JFC, Steve. It’s not a theory. To begin with, the contracted words you left out are is not, which, you will notice, includes an i. Words are living things, and if you’d looked up ain’t, you would’ve learned it was born in the early to mid nineteenth century. Unlike other words, it hasn’t changed any in nearly two hundred years because, despite your disbelief, it’s a contraction, and those rarely evolve. It’s more likely for a contraction to die off from a lack of usage than to morph into something else. You really needn’t make things so complicated.

Sigh. Fucking Steve. I mustn’t let him get me this riled up.

So if it is a contraction of ‘Is Not’ where you drawing that ‘A’ from? To me the perfect contraction of is not is isn’t and it ain’t aint’t. Fuckin’ Steve is right again!

by **MiamiSpartan** 2021-01-31, 08:36

steveschneider wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

JFC, Steve. It’s not a theory. To begin with, the contracted words you left out are is not, which, you will notice, includes an i. Words are living things, and if you’d looked up ain’t, you would’ve learned it was born in the early to mid nineteenth century. Unlike other words, it hasn’t changed any in nearly two hundred years because, despite your disbelief, it’s a contraction, and those rarely evolve. It’s more likely for a contraction to die off from a lack of usage than to morph into something else. You really needn’t make things so complicated.

Sigh. Fucking Steve. I mustn’t let him get me this riled up.

So if it is a contraction of ‘Is Not’ where you drawing that ‘A’ from? To me the perfect contraction of is not is isn’t and it ain’t aint’t. Fuckin’ Steve is right again!

Because if there's one thing the English language is known for, it is pronouncing every letter in the word. It is right up there with consistent pronunciation of letters and consistent spelling of sounds.

by **DWags** 2021-01-31, 08:37

aualum06 wrote:I basically wear shorts year round

In house, probably 10 months a year. Outside, I'm probably 7 months shorts. Thanksgiving till maybe end of middle of March. Definitely have more shorts (cargo) than jeans.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-31, 09:05

MiamiSpartan wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

So if it is a contraction of ‘Is Not’ where you drawing that ‘A’ from? To me the perfect contraction of is not is isn’t and it ain’t aint’t. Fuckin’ Steve is right again!

Because if there's one thing the English language is known for, it is pronouncing every letter in the word. It is right up there with consistent pronunciation of letters and consistent spelling of sounds.

I hear you loud and clear. To this day the spelling of the word ‘Segue” still bothers me and if I had a genies wish I’d make it ‘Segway’. Don’t even get me started about ‘Worcester, MA’. Every time I drive by the exits I get worked up!

I am sticking to my guns though the contraction of is not is isn’t and it isn’t ain’t.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-31, 10:32

Rocinante wrote:
y2kMgrad wrote:Grown ass men who ride their cart like a skateboard through the Meijer parking lot: awesome or absurd?

Fuck Greeways old ass
On a scale of awesome to absurd it’s closer to awesome

Thanks to my implants, my old ass will look great long after I’m Random Ramblings 3836498553

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-31, 10:47

steveschneider wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:

Because if there's one thing the English language is known for, it is pronouncing every letter in the word. It is right up there with consistent pronunciation of letters and consistent spelling of sounds.

I hear you loud and clear. To this day the spelling of the word ‘Segue” still bothers me and if I had a genies wish I’d make it ‘Segway’. Don’t even get me started about ‘Worcester, MA’. Every time I drive by the exits I get worked up!

I am sticking to my guns though the contraction of is not is isn’t and it isn’t ain’t.

Getting you worked up doesn’t seem to take a lot.
Signed,
Gloucester, MA

by **Jake from State Farm** 2021-01-31, 11:16

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I hear you loud and clear. To this day the spelling of the word ‘Segue” still bothers me and if I had a genies wish I’d make it ‘Segway’. Don’t even get me started about ‘Worcester, MA’. Every time I drive by the exits I get worked up!

I am sticking to my guns though the contraction of is not is isn’t and it isn’t ain’t.

Getting you worked up doesn’t seem to take a lot.
Signed,
Gloucester, MA

Gloucester rhymes with worcestershire. That should get Greenway really riled up.

by Bill Cain 2021-01-31, 23:55

I’m single again boys

by **kingstonlake** 2021-02-01, 06:33

Bill Cain wrote:I’m single again boys

Thanks, but I prefer women.

by **steveschneider** 2021-02-01, 07:52

by **steveschneider** 2021-02-01, 07:52

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I hear you loud and clear. To this day the spelling of the word ‘Segue” still bothers me and if I had a genies wish I’d make it ‘Segway’. Don’t even get me started about ‘Worcester, MA’. Every time I drive by the exits I get worked up!

I am sticking to my guns though the contraction of is not is isn’t and it isn’t ain’t.

Getting you worked up doesn’t seem to take a lot.
Signed,
Gloucester, MA

My mind gets blown every time I drive by the Braintree sign.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2021-02-01, 10:33

Found a watch, now just got to get the okay to bid on it.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2021-02-01, 12:01

Jake from State Farm wrote:Found a watch, now just got to get the okay to bid on it.

That's a solid tailgate watch so I'll allow it this time

by Bill Cain 2021-02-01, 22:11

Asked out a bartender tonight

#progress

by **Turtleneck** 2021-02-01, 22:20

Bill Cain wrote:Asked out a bartender tonight

#progress

And yet you just have lonely nights with chicken tenders in your future.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2021-02-01, 22:26

Turtleneck wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:Asked out a bartender tonight

#progress

And yet you just have lonely nights with chicken tenders in your future.

that's mean

by **Turtleneck** 2021-02-02, 08:12

Sorry, Bill.

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