Donate your penis when you die. Evidently they’re now re-usable.

by **DWags** 2018-04-23, 18:40

Veteran gets new penis after IED takes his legs and penis

I figure with some of you guys, they’re probably not used much, so they won’t have many miles on them. I mean the recipients might quibble about the size, but beggars can’t be choosers.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2018-04-23, 18:43

Donate? Mines gonna get some primo money dwags.

by **DWags** 2018-04-23, 18:46

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Donate? Mines gonna get some primo money dwags.

Donate your penis when you die. Evidently they’re now re-usable. 502811600

by **tGreenWay** 2018-04-23, 18:48

Mine’s pretty small, but if they can find it, they can have it.

by **The Pantry** 2018-04-23, 18:53

Reminds me of...

by **Rocinante** 2018-04-23, 19:12

I feel bad for the guy that gets goose’s wrinkled old unit.

by SawGreen 2018-04-23, 19:14

Despite it's track record, somehow, I think mine won't rise up on the list.

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-04-23, 20:02

tGreenWay wrote:Mine’s pretty small, but if they can find it, they can have it.

They've made huge strides in microsurgery.

by Guest 2018-04-23, 20:17

Rocinante wrote:I feel bad for the guy that gets goose’s wrinkled old unit.

Yeah, no matter what he sticks it in that son of a bitch will always know he can't top Stacey in '84.

by **DWags** 2018-04-23, 20:20

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I feel bad for the guy that gets goose’s wrinkled old unit.

Yeah, no matter what he sticks it in that son of a bitch will always know he can't top Stacey in '84.

:lolz;

by **DWags** 2018-04-23, 20:25

tGreenWay wrote:Mine’s pretty small, but if they can find it, they can have it.

Hmmm. Maybe I can help out a couple guys. Just thinking out loud. What’s 4 & 1/2 divided by two?

by **tGreenWay** 2018-04-23, 20:30

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Mine’s pretty small, but if they can find it, they can have it.

Hmmm. Maybe I can help out a couple guys. Just thinking out loud. What’s 4 & 1/2 divided by two?

Probably tSwill record.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-04-23, 20:33

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Mine’s pretty small, but if they can find it, they can have it.
They've made huge strides in microsurgery.

Will need to tape the surgeon’s eyes open. Otherwise, s/he will lose sight of it whenever they blink.

by **goodbar** 2018-04-25, 15:06

"Trusty, cleaned regularly, decent amount of miles but still runs good. Time to move on so its yours now. Ever so slight wander to the right, but if you're a lefty you should have no problem getting'er straightened right back out. I just never got around to putting that much extra time into it. Box of random grooming gear is yours/comes with. Some of it still brand new in box/never used."

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-04-25, 16:18

Some 25 years ago my then FIL died in a freak accident. MIL, wife and close friend of my in-laws (think it was the wife's godmother) are having lunch at some restaurant. For some reason the subject of not donating his organs comes up. The godmother says when she goes she going to donate her pussy to medical science (woman probably went 300lbs and was like 55). I know whe was trying to be funny, but I call do was blurt out "who the hell would want that?"

by **I.B. Fine** 2018-04-25, 16:29

She heard the news and was just trying to help out some other unfortunate soul....though usually you ask the owner's permission first. affraid

Woman allegedly chops off sleeping man’s penis with garden shears

by **tGreenWay** 2018-04-25, 17:56

Floyd Robertson wrote:Some 25 years ago my then FIL died in a freak accident. MIL, wife and close friend of my in-laws (think it was the wife's godmother) are having lunch at some restaurant. For some reason the subject of not donating his organs comes up. The godmother says when she goes she going to donate her pussy to medical science (woman probably went 300lbs and was like 55). I know whe was trying to be funny, but I call do was blurt out "who the hell would want that?"

by **Death Roe** 2018-04-25, 23:28

I'll donate a solid 5"

by **tGreenWay** 2018-04-26, 00:38

Death Roe wrote:I'll donate a solid 5"

Solid? The future Mrs. DR says it is more like a non-Newtonian fluid.

by Da Mayor 2018-04-26, 06:48

tGreenWay wrote:
Death Roe wrote:I'll donate a solid 5"

Solid? The future Mrs. DR says it is more like a non-Newtonian fluid.

Dumb.

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