Re: tOfficial Isaiah Stewart Recruiting Thread

[DWags]

Nice sports radio hot takes dwags

I’m trying out.

But tell me I’m wrong.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Nice sports radio hot takes dwags

I’m trying out.  

Good idea.

Look, I know narcissism is an inherent boomer trait that all of you have, so you have to think that you have a direct impact on everything, but fans have a lot less to do with any of these things than you suggest.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Stewart is announcing Sunday.

Gotta be Washington.

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[Travis of the Cosmos]

Stewart is announcing Sunday.

Gotta be Washington.

Fuck you The Stew Man wouldn’t do that to me

[DWags]

I’m trying out.  

Good idea.

Look, I know narcissism is an inherent boomer trait that all of you have, so you have to think that you have a direct impact on everything, but fans have a lot less to do with any of these things than you suggest.

Yeah, I remember the day when OSU filled our stadium and kicked John L’s ass. I said to myself, if only the administration could see lack of fan support and do something. But alas it just doesn’t happen.

And yes Travis I’m using an extreme example. However if stadiums have empty seats for long periods or at least a couple seasons owners do one of two things, move, or change.

[DWags]

Stewart is announcing Sunday.

Gotta be Washington.

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I say we have a punchers chance. And if we were a 55 year old 6’5” 250 lb man and Stewart was an 11 year old girl, we’d have a great chance.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Good idea.

Look, I know narcissism is an inherent boomer trait that all of you have, so you have to think that you have a direct impact on everything, but fans have a lot less to do with any of these things than you suggest.

Yeah, I remember the day when OSU filled our stadium and kicked John L’s ass. I said to myself, if only the administration could see lack of fan support and do something.  But alas it just doesn’t happen.

And yes Travis I’m using an extreme example. However if stadiums have empty seats for long periods or at least a couple seasons owners do one of two things, move, or change.

The lions have made changes tons and tons and tons of times. Every 3-4 years or so. Fans attending or not will not make them suddenly start making good decisions. Ohio state fans buying your tickets that you sold them (you’re such a bad SPARTAN) didn’t make MSU hire dantonio over bo pelini. If you want to argue that it caused them to make a change, fine, but again, making a change has never been the Lions problem. The problem is that they always pick bo pelini.

[Clarett's Folly]

Cheap shot, bro.

I should say sheep. Hey, I was a packer fan in the 80’s. Tracked that journey once or twice a year. Filled lambeau to see a shit product for decades.

Lions won’t change until their fans stay away. That’s not happening. Too much love. Pistons won’t improve with this owner allowing dumb moves. It is what it is.

I mean... you're not wrong.

[DWags]

Yeah, I remember the day when OSU filled our stadium and kicked John L’s ass. I said to myself, if only the administration could see lack of fan support and do something.  But alas it just doesn’t happen.

And yes Travis I’m using an extreme example. However if stadiums have empty seats for long periods or at least a couple seasons owners do one of two things, move, or change.

The lions have made changes tons and tons and tons of times. Every 3-4 years or so. Fans attending or not will not make them suddenly start making good decisions. Ohio state fans buying your tickets that you sold them (you’re such a bad SPARTAN) didn’t make MSU hire dantonio over bo pelini. If you want to argue that it caused them to make a change, fine, but again, making a change has never been the Lions problem. The problem is that they always pick bo pelini.

I was there Travis. Probably bought your shitty seats from you so you could go to pinball Pete’s and play video games with your gamer friends as you all smoked Clove cigarettes.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

The lions have made changes tons and tons and tons of times. Every 3-4 years or so. Fans attending or not will not make them suddenly start making good decisions. Ohio state fans buying your tickets that you sold them (you’re such a bad SPARTAN) didn’t make MSU hire dantonio over bo pelini. If you want to argue that it caused them to make a change, fine, but again, making a change has never been the Lions problem. The problem is that they always pick bo pelini.

I was there Travis. Probably bought your shitty seats from you so you could go to pinball Pete’s and play video games with your gamer friends as you all smoked Clove cigarettes.

Why? I thought you were a good fan who knew we needed change and the only way to make changes is to not attend. Why do you hate MSU?

Actually I was in New Orleans that weekend. I sort of remember watching at the bar.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I thought you might catch on to my “you weren’t there” line being an obvious trap but you went straight forward ahead into it

[kingstonlake]

The lions have made changes tons and tons and tons of times. Every 3-4 years or so. Fans attending or not will not make them suddenly start making good decisions. Ohio state fans buying your tickets that you sold them (you’re such a bad SPARTAN) didn’t make MSU hire dantonio over bo pelini. If you want to argue that it caused them to make a change, fine, but again, making a change has never been the Lions problem. The problem is that they always pick bo pelini.

I was there Travis. Probably bought your shitty seats from you so you could go to pinball Pete’s and play video games with your gamer friends as you all smoked Clove cigarettes.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

D wags loves MSU just check out the Engler thread. It’s almost over the top.

[DWags]

I was there Travis. Probably bought your shitty seats from you so you could go to pinball Pete’s and play video games with your gamer friends as you all smoked Clove cigarettes.

Actually I was in New Orleans that weekend. I sort of remember watching at the bar.

No you weren’t. You were smoking cloves at Pete’s. Liar.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Actually I was in New Orleans that weekend. I sort of remember watching at the bar.

No you weren’t. You were smoking cloves at Pete’s.  Liar.

Yes I was dwags. It was very fun.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Travis I hate to do this to you because I know how excited you were. But I don't think the Stew Man is coming.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Travis I hate to do this to you because I know how excited you were. But I don't think the Stew Man is coming.

Nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

I think i love stew man

[Travis of the Cosmos]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Any chance we had left is now gone. I tweeted this to him.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

[Cameron]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

*Ecstatic.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

*Ecstatic.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to type with one hand Cameron?

[Cameron]

*Ecstatic.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to type with one hand Cameron?

Yes.

[Nordic]

Yeah, I remember the day when OSU filled our stadium and kicked John L’s ass. I said to myself, if only the administration could see lack of fan support and do something.  But alas it just doesn’t happen.

And yes Travis I’m using an extreme example. However if stadiums have empty seats for long periods or at least a couple seasons owners do one of two things, move, or change.

The lions have made changes tons and tons and tons of times. Every 3-4 years or so. Fans attending or not will not make them suddenly start making good decisions. Ohio state fans buying your tickets that you sold them (you’re such a bad SPARTAN) didn’t make MSU hire dantonio over bo pelini. If you want to argue that it caused them to make a change, fine, but again, making a change has never been the Lions problem. The problem is that they always pick bo pelini.

Thats cause it all starts with the Fords! Amirite?!?!?

[Nordic]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

Travis is laying his ass on the line. Thank you Travis.

[steveschneider]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

I’m enjoying this new message board trend of fan fiction around recruiting.

[steveschneider]

Fuck Washington and their pussy purple uniforms.

[steveschneider]

This recruiting report doesn’t look good for us.

[Nordic]

Fuck Washington and their pussy purple uniforms.

I kinda like their football unis. I can't say I recall ever watching a UW basketball game.

[AvgMSUJoe]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

Approve.

[DWags]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

I’d buy this book.

[tGreenWay]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

I’d prefer to see Izzo swoop in from the rafters on a rope made from strands of the nets used in MSU’s Final Four appearances. In one seamless move, Coach tears off the UW cap and perfectly places the Spartan hat without missing up the Stew Man’s hair.

[DWags]

The Stew Man’s Announcement: An Original FanFic by Travis of the Cosmos

Chapter One

It’s Sunday, in the gym of whatever high school The Stew Man goes too. The tension is palpable. Everyone is expecting him to announce his is going to Washington next year and the sad faces in the crowd are visible. The Stew Man steps up to the mic. He thanks his coaches, his parents, his neighbor, a message board poster. He then puts on the Washington hat. There is a smattering of forced applause. But what’s this? Why did a smoke machine turn on? Suddenly the room is filled with laser beams. The Stew Man stands up, throws the Washington hat in the trash and rips of his shirt. Upon his sweaty, glistening muscles is a Michigan State tattoo! He’s going where he belongs! The Stew Man grabs the microphone and says “Travis was right all along! Wbh is stupid. I love the swill!” The crowd is delirious with joy.

Chapter 2

Later that night, after things have calmed down, The Stew Man PMs Travis and asks for his phone number. They talk. It is very emotional. The Stew Man asks Travis if they can keep in touch when he arrives on campus. Travis of course agrees. The Stew Man suggests that they hang out at pin ball Pete’s, smoke cloves, and talk about life and love. Travis is extatic. The Stew Man just knows this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fin

I’d prefer to see Izzo swoop in from the rafters on a rope made from strands of the nets used in MSU’s Final Four appearances. In one seamless move, Coach tears off the UW cap and perfectly places the Spartan hat without missing up the Stew Man’s hair.

Great books and movies need sequels. One step at a time.

[steveschneider]

There should be a Milton Bradley style board game with a spinner and Monopoly style cards based around college recruiting. Shit like you land on a square to go to recruiting camps, stuff where you have to shell out cash to the parents, where you deploy bag men, shady car loans, get relatives cushy jobs at the university and pit falls like a journalist reports on your shady dealings or the NCAA busts you. You reach the end and the person with the best team wins.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

There should be a Milton Bradley style board game with a spinner and Monopoly style cards based around college recruiting. Shit like you land on a square to go to recruiting camps, stuff where you have to shell out cash to the parents, where you deploy bag men, shady car loans, get relatives cushy jobs at the university and pit falls like a journalist reports on your shady dealings or the NCAA busts you. You reach the end and the person with the best team wins.

Can there be a spot on the board where I become best friends with the recruit?

[NigelUno]

There should be a Milton Bradley style board game with a spinner and Monopoly style cards based around college recruiting. Shit like you land on a square to go to recruiting camps, stuff where you have to shell out cash to the parents, where you deploy bag men, shady car loans, get relatives cushy jobs at the university and pit falls like a journalist reports on your shady dealings or the NCAA busts you. You reach the end and the person with the best team wins.

Can there be a spot on the board where I become best friends with the recruit?

It's probably on there already...

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I’m going on record as saying that The Stew Man will not go to Washington

[NigelUno]

I’m going on record as saying that The Stew Man will not go to Washington

Two questions:

1.  Are you driving to see The Stew Man right now?
2.  Do you have a large bag of cash with you?

[Watch Out Pylon!]

When is the next vote to nominate our next recruiting coordinator? Our current one sucks.

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