O I wish I was in the land of cotton

Ol Times dar are not forgotten look away look away look away Dixie land

Ole Missus marry "Will the weaver"
Willum was a gay deceiver
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

But when he put his arm around 'er,
He smiled fierce as a forty pounder,
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver
But that did not seem to grieve 'er
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Ole Missus acted the foolish part
And died for a man that broke her heart
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Now here's a health to the next ole Missus
An' all the gals that want to kiss us;
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

But if you want to drive 'way sorrow
Come and hear this song tomorrow
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

There's buckwheat cakes and Injun batter,
Makes you fat or a little fatter
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

I was drunk when I posted this. I thought it was a dream. This is what happens when you go on a civil war documentary binge

You ever go to a civil war re-enactment? Also if you were to partake in a re-enactment of a battle which side would you be on?

No, it doesn’t really attract the most normal people.

My great great grandfather fought for the union and the state of Michigan in the battle of chickamauga among other places. It would have been cool to fight alongside him. His cousin died in the battle of Antietam

Bill Cain wrote:No, it doesn’t really attract the most normal people.

My great great grandfather fought for the union and the state of Michigan in the battle of chickamauga among other places. It would have been cool to fight alongside him. His cousin died in the battle of Antietam

It’s important we never forget the lessons of history. I worry there will be another civil war. Also, I can never get used to the site of a confederate flag on a pickup truck or an old beater car up north. Bunch of morans, Bill.

steveschneider wrote:

Bill Cain wrote:No, it doesn’t really attract the most normal people.

My great great grandfather fought for the union and the state of Michigan in the battle of chickamauga among other places. It would have been cool to fight alongside him. His cousin died in the battle of Antietam

It’s important we never forget the lessons of history. I worry there will be another civil war. Also, I can never get used to the site of a confederate flag on a pickup truck or an old beater car up north. Bunch of morans, Bill.

If there were to be a civil war, it would be a civil disturbance the likes of 1776. It would be neighbor against neighbor. At least the first “civil war” there was a large divide between the north and south. Sans the border states

*shrugs* people think its cooler to be the rebel. Shiny cars, new toys, and acting like a hardass. When was the last time you saw a woman drive a car with the confederate flag?

Bill Cain wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

It’s important we never forget the lessons of history. I worry there will be another civil war. Also, I can never get used to the site of a confederate flag on a pickup truck or an old beater car up north. Bunch of morans, Bill.

If there were to be a civil war, it would be a civil disturbance the likes of 1776. It would be neighbor against neighbor. At least the first “civil war” there was a large divide between the north and south. Sans the border states

*shrugs* people think its cooler to be the rebel. Shiny cars, new toys, and acting like a hardass. When was the last time you saw a woman drive a car with the confederate flag?

Probably a while back, but I was in Mississippi and I saw a few women with confederate flags on their beater cars. Actually come to think of it we saw lady with one on her pick up truck a little while ago. So odd.

Is Steve a Bill Cain schtick?

tGreenWay wrote:Is Steve a Bill Cain schtick?

Steve is attracted to idiocy in all its forms. Like a moth to a flame...

Bill Cain wrote:Ol Times dar are not forgotten look away look away look away Dixie land

Elvis sings that song in American Trilogy. One of the 10 best songs from the King ever!

Cameron wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Is Steve a Bill Cain schtick?

Steve is attracted to idiocy in all its forms. Like a moth to a flame...

Bill you hear what this guy just said about you?

tGreenWay wrote:Is Steve a Bill Cain schtick?

We have to assume that's the case now,

Cameron wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Is Steve a Bill Cain schtick?

Steve is attracted to idiocy in all its forms. Like a moth to a flame...

Well I do respond to you a lot so you probably have a point.

When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.

You know what old time song always weirded me out a little bit was Yankee Doodle.

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni

That part about the feather and macaroni really makes you think.

steveschneider wrote:

Cameron wrote:

Steve is attracted to idiocy in all its forms. Like a moth to a flame...

Well I do respond to you a lot so you probably have a point.

Would have been a stronger burn if you didn't take 8 hours to think of it.

Steve and Bill are two of the top posters here.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Steve and Bill are two of the top posters here.

Thanks, man. I thought Bill had a fun post going and I just contributed to it the best I could. Sad that I knew once this thread got fun Cameron would come along and spew out his usual invective.

Greenway spewed first, I just piled on.

Cameron wrote:Greenway spewed first, I just piled on.

I didn’t spew anything. All I did was ask a question. This one is on you, spew.

You spewed a question.

Edit: Fuck this. I won't let steve divide us. You're good people, Greenway, and occasionally funny. Fuck steve.

Cameron wrote:You spewed a question.

Edit: Fuck this. I won't let steve divide us. You're good people, Greenway, and occasionally funny. Fuck steve.

Yes! Fuck Steve!

tGreenWay wrote:

Cameron wrote:You spewed a question.

Edit: Fuck this. I won't let steve divide us. You're good people, Greenway, and occasionally funny. Fuck steve.

Yes! Fuck Steve!

Hey at least you are both moving in the same direction now. Glad you resolved your differences.

Hey Bill, check this out.

steveschneider wrote:Hey Bill, check this out.

This gives me a historical boner. Just imagine charging the field, with cannons reigning down on you, a Gatling gun in the midst and you just holding a rifle. Constantly reloading not knowing I’d this is your last day or not. Imagine the psyche of the average farm boy in 1863

Bill Cain wrote:

steveschneider wrote:Hey Bill, check this out.

This gives me a historical boner. Just imagine charging the field, with cannons reigning down on you, a Gatling gun in the midst and you just holding a rifle. Constantly reloading not knowing I’d this is your last day or not. Imagine the psyche of the average farm boy in 1863

I’m no general and I don’t know much about war but if I was in an opposing army given how stationary that gatling gun is I’d just order my troops to not stand directly in front of that thing. Let that guy hand crank off a few rounds with that thing and worry about the soldiers that have guns that can actually aim.