Coronavirus?? We gone?

by **DWags** Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:16 am

This is how the shit spread in Planet of the Apes. If I recall my history lessons the Black Plague started somewhere in China too.

I’m a bit worried.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/01/19/asia/china-coronavirus-spike-intl-hnk/index.html

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:58 am

by **steveschneider** Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:26 am

Planet is overpopulated. We are over due for a correction.

by **NigelUno** Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:29 am

The lime usually kills the virus.

But to be safe, just don't drink it.

by **Jake from State Farm** Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:44 pm

NigelUno wrote:The lime usually kills the virus.

But to be safe, just don't drink it.

Especially if it tastes like a skunk.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:49 pm

steveschneider wrote:Planet is overpopulated. We are over due for a correction.

This.

Edit: Not it!

by Senior Dickfist Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:56 pm

steveschneider wrote:Planet is overpopulated. We are over due for a correction.

Haaaaa!!!!!! I would agree we are, but I'd prefer not to be corrected, myself!

by **tGreenWay** Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:57 pm

Senior Dickfist wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Planet is overpopulated. We are over due for a correction.

Haaaaa!!!!!! I would agree we are, but I'd prefer not to be corrected, myself!

Come on, Dickfest, take one for the team.

by Banks2Mason Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:58 pm

steveschneider wrote:Planet is overpopulated. We are over due for a correction.

thanos 4 prez

by Senior Dickfist Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:19 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Haaaaa!!!!!! I would agree we are, but I'd prefer not to be corrected, myself!

Come on, Dickfest, take one for the team.

Sorry, almost kicked the big one in '19. Catch me next go around.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:34 pm

Not confirmed, only investigating possible cases in Michigan. Probably people being overly cautious and scared, and I don’t blame them.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/01/24/state-officials-investigate-possible-cases-coronavirus-michigan/4566460002/

by **DWags** Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:38 pm

Damn it. We gone.

by **steveschneider** Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:59 pm

I'll be traveling in a few days and spending a couple of hours in major international airports. I'm gone.

by **DWags** Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:41 pm

steveschneider wrote:I'll be traveling in a few days and spending a couple of hours in major international airports. I'm gone.

I think for all of our safety we should ban Steve after his return. At least till a vaccine is found. I’m not willing to take a chance.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:46 pm

DWags wrote:Damn it. We gone.

Between coronavirus and now these walking sharks, we’re pretty much screwed. RIP ta da humanz.

https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/2020/01/walking-sharks-new-species-evolving-fast

by **tGreenWay** Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:47 pm

steveschneider wrote:I'll be traveling in a few days and spending a couple of hours in major international airports. I'm gone.

You really should buy and wear those surgical masks. Screw your appearance. You’re pretty hideous to look at anyway, so you’d be doing both yourself and those around you a big favor.

by **DWags** Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:47 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:Damn it. We gone.

Between coronavirus and now these walking sharks, we’re pretty much screwed. RIP ta da humanz.

https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/2020/01/walking-sharks-new-species-evolving-fast

Always wondered how it all was going to end.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:47 pm

DWags wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I'll be traveling in a few days and spending a couple of hours in major international airports. I'm gone.

I think for all of our safety we should ban Steve after his return. At least till a vaccine is found. I’m not willing to take a chance.

Second.

by **Rocinante** Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:12 pm

I have a great collection of harpoons and a strong immune system. Good luck losers.

by **steveschneider** Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:47 am

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I'll be traveling in a few days and spending a couple of hours in major international airports. I'm gone.

You really should buy and wear those surgical masks. Screw your appearance. You’re pretty hideous to look at anyway, so you’d be doing both yourself and those around you a big favor.

Everytime I fly and they close the plane door and pressurize the plane it’s germ city. Maybe I should fly in one of those biohazard suits?

by **DWags** Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:53 am

Welp, the wife woke up sick today. Flu. Not from drinking either. She 's down and out. I'm fucked. Ima put together a will today. It will have good things in it for some of you and it will have grievances in it for some of you. Can't believe I won't make it to 60. Make sure MSU gets my brain to study when I die of this corona shit. TIA

by **duffy munn** Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:59 am

DWags wrote:Welp, the wife woke up sick today. Flu. Not from drinking either. She 's down and out. I'm fucked. Ima put together a will today. It will have good things in it for some of you and it will have grievances in it for some of you. Can't believe I won't make it to 60. Make sure MSU gets my brain to study when I die of this corona shit. TIA

You both had a good run and will be missed.

Can I get one of your hats?

by **DWags** Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:02 am

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:Welp, the wife woke up sick today. Flu. Not from drinking either. She 's down and out. I'm fucked. Ima put together a will today. It will have good things in it for some of you and it will have grievances in it for some of you. Can't believe I won't make it to 60. Make sure MSU gets my brain to study when I die of this corona shit. TIA

You both had a good run and will be missed.

Can I get one of your hats?

Why do I think that phrase will actually be said by my "friends" at my funeral. They'll walk in, take a look and say, "Well, he had a good run... lets go get some lunch". Good enough.

by **duffy munn** Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:29 am

DWags wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

You both had a good run and will be missed.

Can I get one of your hats?

Why do I think that phrase will actually be said by my "friends" at my funeral. They'll walk in, take a look and say, "Well, he had a good run... lets go get some lunch". Good enough.

Hopefully Jingles buys the beers at lunch

by **tGreenWay** Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:43 am

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:Welp, the wife woke up sick today. Flu. Not from drinking either. She 's down and out. I'm fucked. Ima put together a will today. It will have good things in it for some of you and it will have grievances in it for some of you. Can't believe I won't make it to 60. Make sure MSU gets my brain to study when I die of this corona shit. TIA

You both had a good run and will be missed.

Can I get one of your hats?

One hat. I call dibs on the rest of his shit and Mrs. DWags, cuz she’s younger and healthier and will no doubt pull through.

by **DWags** Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:43 am

by **I.B. Fine** Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:10 pm

Get your soup!

by **Heat Miser** Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:23 pm

steveschneider wrote:Planet is overpopulated. We are over due for a correction.

This. Thin the herd.

by **I.B. Fine** Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:25 pm

Heat Miser wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Planet is overpopulated. We are over due for a correction.

This. Thin the herd.

We're taking volunteers, who's in?

by **DWags** Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:48 pm

Heat Miser wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Planet is overpopulated. We are over due for a correction.

This. Thin the herd.

Give me 20 years, I’ll pitch in.

by **steveschneider** Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:09 am

Pretty fucked up this all started from foodies eating weird shit. I blame the extreme food shows on the food channel and fear factor.

by **NigelUno** Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:16 am

DWags wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

You both had a good run and will be missed.

Can I get one of your hats?

Why do I think that phrase will actually be said by my "friends" at my funeral. They'll walk in, take a look and say, "Well, he had a good run... lets go get some lunch". Good enough.

Plan ahead. Have it catered.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:02 am

Your IRA and 401k are getting coronavirused today. Thanks, China and Trump. The trade war we didn't need.

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by **DWags** Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:50 am

Fifth case in the USA Today. Cant spend money when you’re dead anyway.

by **NigelUno** Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:53 am

Are there MSU students from this province?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:56 am

by **DWags** Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:59 am

NigelUno wrote:Are there MSU students from this province?

Shit GM is there. I’m guessing 150 engineers alone has walked through metro airport in the last three weeks who didn’t know they had that on them.

Uofm has restricted travel there so I assume there are students from that providence at uofm and most likely MSU too. If they’ve been here since August they’re fine. I wonder what the “restrictions” are? If you go home, don’t come back? Seems kind of shitty.

by **NigelUno** Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:03 am

DWags wrote:
NigelUno wrote:Are there MSU students from this province?

Shit GM is there. I’m guessing 150 engineers alone has walked through metro airport in the last three weeks who didn’t know they had that on them.

Uofm has restricted travel there so I assume there are students from that providence at uofm and most likely MSU too. If they’ve been here since August they’re fine. I wonder what the “restrictions” are? If you go home, don’t come back? Seems kind of shitty.

Build that Wall.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:05 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

This is causing me great laughter this morning Coronavirus?? We gone? 502811600

by **kingstonlake** Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:28 am

Doesn’t this shit seem to happen annually in China? At some point you have to wonder if it’s done on purpose. Introduce a virus domestically in an overpopulated country, it’ll naturally spread to the US on some level. Win/Win.

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