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by **Heat Miser** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 10:39

...or tell us how much of a baller you are & don't qualify.

by **kingstonlake** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 10:43

I think I qualify. But where’s my money!

by **duffy munn** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 10:48

something tell me Pantry won't be checking in Check In Here When You've Received Your "Stimulus" 502811600

by **Floyd Robertson** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 10:54

kingstonlake wrote:I think I qualify. But where’s my money!

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by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:02

my wife says that around $2,100 of socialism is pending in our MSUFCU account.

as I mentioned yesterday, we're donating it.

by Senior Dickfist Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:07

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my wife says that around $2,100 of socialism is pending in our MSUFCU account.

as I mentioned yesterday, we're donating it.

That's awesome!

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:17

How is it getting auto-deposited in people's account? I haven't been paying attention. No idea if we qualify.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:24

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:How is it getting auto-deposited in people's account? I haven't been paying attention. No idea if we qualify.

Depends on when you filed your taxes - if you put direct deposit

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:30

Senior Dickfist wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:my wife says that around $2,100 of socialism is pending in our MSUFCU account.

as I mentioned yesterday, we're donating it.

That's awesome!

thanks man.. we're very fortunate and lead fairly uncomplicated lives.

I don't need a ton to make me happy. I bought a new pair of running shoes this morning. Been ordering some merch from some artists to hopefully keep them afloat. No rock shows to spend money on. Some beer and whiskey.. I don't really do a lot else. Check In Here When You've Received Your "Stimulus" 502811600

by **Turtleneck** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:32

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my wife says that around $2,100 of socialism is pending in our MSUFCU account.

as I mentioned yesterday, we're donating it.

To OTPT?

by **Tim Wakefield** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:43

Got mine. Thanks president Donald J Trump!!!

by **InTenSity** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:45

I don't see anything in any of our 4 bank accounts.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:45

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:my wife says that around $2,100 of socialism is pending in our MSUFCU account.

as I mentioned yesterday, we're donating it.

To OTPT?

I think the ten bucks or whatever I left him in "The Grapes of Wrath" was plenty.

by **Turtleneck** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:47

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

To OTPT?

I think the ten bucks or whatever I left him in "The Grapes of Wrath" was plenty.

He needs a little coin, bro. Help him out. Let's all do our part.

OTPT, I left you some cash under a trashcan in a park in upstate NY.

by **kingstonlake** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:52

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

That's awesome!
thanks man.. we're very fortunate and lead fairly uncomplicated lives.

I don't need a ton to make me happy. I bought a new pair of running shoes this morning. Been ordering some merch from some artists to hopefully keep them afloat. No rock shows to spend money on. Some beer and whiskey.. I don't really do a lot else.

As much time as you spend running through Pantry’s head I’m surprised you don’t need a new pair every week.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:55

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

I think the ten bucks or whatever I left him in "The Grapes of Wrath" was plenty.

He needs a little coin, bro. Help him out. Let's all do our part.

OTPT, I left you some cash under a trashcan in a park in upstate NY.

On my way!

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:55

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

To OTPT?

I think the ten bucks or whatever I left him in "The Grapes of Wrath" was plenty.

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by aualum06 Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:56

Oh yes Bob's here to tell us how he's to good and mighty for the money

by **Turtleneck** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 11:59

aualum06 wrote:Oh yes Bob's here to tell us how he's to good and mighty for the money

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I just read it as him being a nice person. I'm sure he will shave a few bucks off for some PBRs.

by **DWags** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:12

Heat Miser wrote:...or tell us how much of a baller you are & don't qualify.

First of all, I'm not a baller. Average house, average income, wife and kids are average. Never take exotic vacations, pay for four average cars. Wear average clothes. I'm retired from one profession and take income from another when needed for bills college, shit. I'm Mr. Average. Will die that way.

O.K?

But we don't qualify THIS year. Know why? Cause I suck. Wife said Since we don't go over to the summer place that much lately, lets make our backyard nice. (it's not, my neighbors behind me are crack heads and play in a rock band that sucks) Still need to re-fence it. But we built a pretty big deck last fall and put a hot tub in it.

Step one of Dwags sucking at life.

step two. wife was anxious about the money I pulled out of one account cause it was sizable for the deck and tub and some other shit. So, she wanted to know if we're gonna get thumped in taxes even though I always take the right share out when getting a disbursement. So, she makes a tax appointment in February when we usually go first week of April. Step two why I suck at life.

Step three. These fuckers are using this years tax returns (2019). If you used every year before this year we qualify. Not this year because of the disbursements. Had we kept our normal tax appointment they would have used 2018 and I'd have got a check. Step three of why I suck at life.

I guess what I'm saying is. Floyd, I could really use a fucking burger.

by MSU addict Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:14

Not a baller, but we won't be receiving any payment this year. Our combined income was over 200K for the past couple of years. This year our income will be well below $150,000. The wife is self-employed and won't make shit this year. I am retired, my income will just be what I withdrawal from retirement plans, plus the pension I receive. I will get my stimulus payment(s) when I file my taxes next year, or so they tell me.

by **Heat Miser** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:15

DWags wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:...or tell us how much of a baller you are & don't qualify.

First of all, I'm not a baller. Average house, average income, wife and kids are average. Never take exotic vacations, pay for four average cars. Wear average clothes. I'm retired from one profession and take income from another when needed for bills college, shit. I'm Mr. Average. Will die that way.

O.K?

But we don't qualify THIS year. Know why? Cause I suck. Wife said Since we don't go over to the summer place that much lately, lets make our backyard nice. (it's not, my neighbors behind me are crack heads and play in a rock band that sucks) Still need to re-fence it. But we built a pretty big deck last fall and put a hot tub in it.

Step one of Dwags sucking at life.

step two. wife was anxious about the money I pulled out of one account cause it was sizable for the deck and tub and some other shit. So, she wanted to know if we're gonna get thumped in taxes even though I always take the right share out when getting a disbursement. So, she makes a tax appointment in February when we usually go first week of April. Step two why I suck at life.

Step three. These fuckers are using this years tax returns (2019). If you used every year before this year we qualify. Not this year because of the disbursements. Had we kept our normal tax appointment they would have used 2018 and I'd have got a check. Step three of why I suck at life.

I guess what I'm saying is. Floyd, I could really use a fucking burger.

I have good news for you sir. I you haven't filed 2019, they will use 2018. You win. If you have filed 2019, it's actually based on your 2020 numbers. You'll just have to wait until you file 2020. Check In Here When You've Received Your "Stimulus" 328670334

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by **Heat Miser** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:16

MSU addict wrote:Not a baller, but we won't be receiving any payment this year. Our combined income was over 200K for the past couple of years. This year our income will be well below $150,000. The wife is self-employed and won't make shit this year. I am retired, my income will just be what I withdrawal from retirement plans, plus the pension I receive. I will get my stimulus payment(s) when I file my taxes next year, or so they tell me.

See my Dwags note. Check In Here When You've Received Your "Stimulus" 328670334

by **Heat Miser** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:16

Indiana man checked his bank account for his $1,700 stimulus check and found $8million had been deposited

by **DWags** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:20

Heat Miser wrote:
DWags wrote:

First of all, I'm not a baller. Average house, average income, wife and kids are average. Never take exotic vacations, pay for four average cars. Wear average clothes. I'm retired from one profession and take income from another when needed for bills college, shit. I'm Mr. Average. Will die that way.

O.K?

But we don't qualify THIS year. Know why? Cause I suck. Wife said Since we don't go over to the summer place that much lately, lets make our backyard nice. (it's not, my neighbors behind me are crack heads and play in a rock band that sucks) Still need to re-fence it. But we built a pretty big deck last fall and put a hot tub in it.

Step one of Dwags sucking at life.

step two. wife was anxious about the money I pulled out of one account cause it was sizable for the deck and tub and some other shit. So, she wanted to know if we're gonna get thumped in taxes even though I always take the right share out when getting a disbursement. So, she makes a tax appointment in February when we usually go first week of April. Step two why I suck at life.

Step three. These fuckers are using this years tax returns (2019). If you used every year before this year we qualify. Not this year because of the disbursements. Had we kept our normal tax appointment they would have used 2018 and I'd have got a check. Step three of why I suck at life.

I guess what I'm saying is. Floyd, I could really use a fucking burger.

I have good news for you sir. I you haven't filed 2019, they will use 2018. You win. If you have filed 2019, it's actually based on your 2020 numbers. You'll just have to wait until you file 2020.

So wait, in January of 2021, I can file and get money?

by **InTenSity** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:21

I already filed, so I have to wait until next year to find out if I qualify?

by MSU addict Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:22

DWags wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:

I have good news for you sir. I you haven't filed 2019, they will use 2018. You win. If you have filed 2019, it's actually based on your 2020 numbers. You'll just have to wait until you file 2020.

So wait, in January of 2021, I can file and get money?

Yes.

by MSU addict Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:23

InTenSity wrote:I already filed, so I have to wait until next year to find out if I qualify?

No. If your income was below $150,000 (MFJ) you will get the full payment this year. If it was less than $198,000 you will get a partial payment.

by MSU addict Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:26

It should be noted that if you income is over the limits this year (2020) but was less than that last year, you will have to pay the money back when you file in 2021 (current law, it could but likely won't change). The reality is most people's income will be less this year. But if you have some control over when you take you income (like Dwags and I) you might want to watch what you take.

by aualum06 Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:26

Heat Miser wrote:Indiana man checked his bank account for his $1,700 stimulus check and found $8million had been deposited

That doesn't seem like a legit atm receipt

by **Heat Miser** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:28

aualum06 wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:Indiana man checked his bank account for his $1,700 stimulus check and found $8million had been deposited

Does he have the receipt or did daily mail just make this up

I guess you'll just have to click the link to find out.

by MSU addict Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:32

aualum06 wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:Indiana man checked his bank account for his $1,700 stimulus check and found $8million had been deposited

That doesn't seem like a legit atm receipt

That was my thought, who has exactly $8,200,000 in their checking account after withdrawing $200.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:32

MSU addict wrote:It should be noted that if you income is over the limits this year (2020) but was less than that last year, you will have to pay the money back when you file in 2021 (current law, it could but likely won't change). The reality is most people's income will be less this year. But if you have some control over when you take you income (like Dwags and I) you might want to watch what you take.

I’m pretty sure that that’s incorrect.

The opposite is true- if you do not get the stimulus based on your old return but your 2020 return shows that you should have, then you will get it next year. But if it shows you got more than you should, you won’t have to pay it back

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:36

Source- (there are others if cnn doesn’t tickle your fancy)

What if my finances or my family change by the time I file my 2020 taxes next year?

This is a unique tax credit in that you’re getting these checks now, for a tax return you’ll file next year. A lot of Americans will find that, by the time they’re filing their 2020 tax return, their circumstances have changed in one of the two ways that affect your stimulus check amount — you could gain or lose a dependent, for example, or your income could change significantly.

Rest assured that you won’t be penalized one way or another when you file your taxes for 2020. Anyone who newly qualifies will get the money they’re owed in the form of a refundable tax credit (a higher tax refund or a lower tax bill), and anyone who no longer qualifies will not get their money clawed back

https://www.google.com/amp/s/money.com/stimulus-check-advance-tax-refund/%3famp=true

by **DWags** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:40

InTenSity wrote:I already filed, so I have to wait until next year to find out if I qualify?

Oh, I'm going to qualify like a motherfucker next year. I have a wife that is as honest as the day is long and is a bean counter for my business. She doesn't let me take cash on hand and buy groceries without recording it. Anyway, I'm so pissed right now, I'll make sure my pull out of the incoming money makes us qualify for a bridge card. All they will see is my pension and my wife's income. (I won't do that, but I'm pissed about life right now)

by **Cameron** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:43

DWags wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:...or tell us how much of a baller you are & don't qualify.

First of all, I'm not a baller. Average house, average income, wife and kids are average. Never take exotic vacations, pay for four average cars. Wear average clothes. I'm retired from one profession and take income from another when needed for bills college, shit. I'm Mr. Average. Will die that way.

O.K?

But we don't qualify THIS year. Know why? Cause I suck. Wife said Since we don't go over to the summer place that much lately, lets make our backyard nice. (it's not, my neighbors behind me are crack heads and play in a rock band that sucks) Still need to re-fence it. But we built a pretty big deck last fall and put a hot tub in it.

Step one of Dwags sucking at life.

step two. wife was anxious about the money I pulled out of one account cause it was sizable for the deck and tub and some other shit. So, she wanted to know if we're gonna get thumped in taxes even though I always take the right share out when getting a disbursement. So, she makes a tax appointment in February when we usually go first week of April. Step two why I suck at life.

Step three. These fuckers are using this years tax returns (2019). If you used every year before this year we qualify. Not this year because of the disbursements. Had we kept our normal tax appointment they would have used 2018 and I'd have got a check. Step three of why I suck at life.

I guess what I'm saying is. Floyd, I could really use a fucking burger.

Sorry Wags, but skeletor believes in means testing. There's no way that upper middle class folks could be struggling with any of their finances right now, so it makes good sense to make everything a little less efficient so that we can means test.

by MSU addict Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:48

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Source- (there are others if cnn doesn’t tickle your fancy)

What if my finances or my family change by the time I file my 2020 taxes next year?

This is a unique tax credit in that you’re getting these checks now, for a tax return you’ll file next year. A lot of Americans will find that, by the time they’re filing their 2020 tax return, their circumstances have changed in one of the two ways that affect your stimulus check amount — you could gain or lose a dependent, for example, or your income could change significantly.

Rest assured that you won’t be penalized one way or another when you file your taxes for 2020. Anyone who newly qualifies will get the money they’re owed in the form of a refundable tax credit (a higher tax refund or a lower tax bill), and anyone who no longer qualifies will not get their money clawed back

https://www.google.com/amp/s/money.com/stimulus-check-advance-tax-refund/%3famp=true

I believe you are correct. Form what I read earlier, the way the law was written, most people speculated that it would have to be paid back. The Tax Foundation is about as reliable as it gets when it comes to a tax opinion, but I don't believe the IRS has issued any formal guidance.

by **Nordic** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:52

MSU addict wrote:Not a baller, but we won't be receiving any payment this year. Our combined income was over 200K for the past couple of years. This year our income will be well below $150,000. The wife is self-employed and won't make shit this year. I am retired, my income will just be what I withdrawal from retirement plans, plus the pension I receive. I will get my stimulus payment(s) when I file my taxes next year, or so they tell me.

Apply for an SBA payroll loan. She should qualify. Check with your bank, they should have an online application you can fill out.

https://home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/cares/assistance-for-small-businesses

by **Heat Miser** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:53

Cameron wrote:
DWags wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:...or tell us how much of a baller you are & don't qualify.

First of all, I'm not a baller. Average house, average income, wife and kids are average. Never take exotic vacations, pay for four average cars. Wear average clothes. I'm retired from one profession and take income from another when needed for bills college, shit. I'm Mr. Average. Will die that way.

O.K?

But we don't qualify THIS year. Know why? Cause I suck. Wife said Since we don't go over to the summer place that much lately, lets make our backyard nice. (it's not, my neighbors behind me are crack heads and play in a rock band that sucks) Still need to re-fence it. But we built a pretty big deck last fall and put a hot tub in it.

Step one of Dwags sucking at life.

step two. wife was anxious about the money I pulled out of one account cause it was sizable for the deck and tub and some other shit. So, she wanted to know if we're gonna get thumped in taxes even though I always take the right share out when getting a disbursement. So, she makes a tax appointment in February when we usually go first week of April. Step two why I suck at life.

Step three. These fuckers are using this years tax returns (2019). If you used every year before this year we qualify. Not this year because of the disbursements. Had we kept our normal tax appointment they would have used 2018 and I'd have got a check. Step three of why I suck at life.

I guess what I'm saying is. Floyd, I could really use a fucking burger.

Sorry Wags, but skeletor believes in means testing. There's no way that upper middle class folks could be struggling with any of their finances right now, so it makes good sense to make everything a little less efficient so that we can means test.

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Isn't pretty much everything in the "social safety net" based on means testing? Since like forever? Food stamps, unemployment, Social Security, etc. Does "Skeletor" control all of it? Past, present, & future? That's pretty impressive.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Tue 14 Apr 2020 - 12:53

kingstonlake wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
thanks man.. we're very fortunate and lead fairly uncomplicated lives.

I don't need a ton to make me happy. I bought a new pair of running shoes this morning. Been ordering some merch from some artists to hopefully keep them afloat. No rock shows to spend money on. Some beer and whiskey.. I don't really do a lot else.

As much time as you spend running through Pantry’s head I’m surprised you don’t need a new pair every week.

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