How to Know if You're an Asshole...

by **Heat Miser** 8/27/2020, 10:01 am

How to Know if You're an Asshole

by AvgMSUJoe 8/27/2020, 10:16 am

Do you shit on someone's internets message board thread for the sake of shitting?

by **steveschneider** 8/27/2020, 10:23 am

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Do you shit on someone's internets message board thread for the sake of shitting?

Hmm, reminds me of someone that shits on every post I make.

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 10:38 am

9-out-of-10 I'll push the cart back to the cage or front of the store. But there are times I say fuck and prop it up on a curb. How to Know if You're an Asshole... 2599972566

How to Know if You're an Asshole... 2599972566

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 8/27/2020, 10:42 am

Nordic wrote:9-out-of-10 I'll push the cart back to the cage or front of the store. But there are times I say fuck and prop it up on a curb.

c'mon, man..

by **The Pantry** 8/27/2020, 10:44 am

"Do you refuse to comply with simple instructions from police officers?"

by **MiamiSpartan** 8/27/2020, 10:57 am

People get paid to collect the carts. I once did myself 30+ years ago. In fact, it beat the hell out of bagging groceries and other bullshit that they'd make me do just to keep busy.

Leave your cart, keep people employed.

by **Heat Miser** 8/27/2020, 10:59 am

The Pantry wrote:"Do you refuse to comply with simple instructions from police officers?"

So simple instructions like "show me your tits" are ok then???

by **Jake from State Farm** 8/27/2020, 11:01 am

Heat Miser wrote:How to Know if You're an Asshole

There's got to be some other way I can be an asshole.

by **Heat Miser** 8/27/2020, 11:01 am

MiamiSpartan wrote:People get paid to collect the carts. I once did myself 30+ years ago. In fact, it beat the hell out of bagging groceries and other bullshit that they'd make me do just to keep busy.

Leave your cart, keep people employed.

Then why do "cart corrals" exist in the middle of parking lots???

by **Heat Miser** 8/27/2020, 11:02 am

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:How to Know if You're an Asshole

There's got to be some other way I can be an asshole.

This is not meant to be a complete list. There are an infinite number of ways one can be an asshole.

by **Jake from State Farm** 8/27/2020, 11:08 am

Heat Miser wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:

There's got to be some other way I can be an asshole.

This is not meant to be a complete list. There are an infinite number of ways one can be an asshole.

ah, good to know, I'd hate to think that my wife was wrong all these years in referring to me.

by **Turtleneck** 8/27/2020, 11:15 am

Heat Miser wrote:
The Pantry wrote:"Do you refuse to comply with simple instructions from police officers?"

So simple instructions like "show me your tits" are ok then???

For some people on this board, the answer is yes because they find women to be of lesser value.

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 11:21 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Nordic wrote:9-out-of-10 I'll push the cart back to the cage or front of the store. But there are times I say fuck and prop it up on a curb.

c'mon, man..

I don't let it roll, I'm not a savage

by **Cameron** 8/27/2020, 11:34 am

I always put my cart back, yet I know for sure that I'm an asshole. I think the real "how to know you're an asshole" is just "you are."

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 8/27/2020, 11:36 am

I don't roll on Shabbos.

by **Heat Miser** 8/27/2020, 11:36 am

Cameron wrote:I always put my cart back, yet I know for sure that I'm an asshole. I think the real "how to know you're an asshole" is just "you are."

You're an exception. Lots of assholes are walking around out there completely oblivious to the fact that they're assholes. Also, stupid people generally don't know they're stupid.

by **MiamiSpartan** 8/27/2020, 11:47 am

Heat Miser wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:People get paid to collect the carts. I once did myself 30+ years ago. In fact, it beat the hell out of bagging groceries and other bullshit that they'd make me do just to keep busy.

Leave your cart, keep people employed.

Then why do "cart corrals" exist in the middle of parking lots???

They don't at the Publixes that I go to (I know some Publixes do have them though). I put them in the cart corrals when they have them, like Costco and Walmart. That still keeps the cart-getters employed.

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 11:52 am

Cameron wrote:I always put my cart back, yet I know for sure that I'm an asshole. I think the real "how to know you're an asshole" is just "you are."

This. But I wouldn't call myself an asshole. I open doors (dudes or ladies), put my cart back, generally give people the right of way, etc. But I would consider myself a dick. I think there is a difference.

by **Cameron** 8/27/2020, 12:20 pm

Nordic wrote:
Cameron wrote:I always put my cart back, yet I know for sure that I'm an asshole. I think the real "how to know you're an asshole" is just "you are."

This. But I wouldn't call myself an asshole. I open doors (dudes or ladies), put my cart back, generally give people the right of way, etc. But I would consider myself a dick. I think there is a difference.

I'm polite to strangers, and I hold doors. My mother raised me right. But maybe one man's dick is another man's asshole... That didn't come out right, but I think you guys know what I mean.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 8/27/2020, 12:27 pm

Meijer has the cart returns that have “small cart” and “big cart” rows and the people who put it back in the wrong row are worse than the people who don’t put it back at all.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 8/27/2020, 12:27 pm

Cameron wrote:
Nordic wrote:

This. But I wouldn't call myself an asshole. I open doors (dudes or ladies), put my cart back, generally give people the right of way, etc. But I would consider myself a dick. I think there is a difference.

I'm polite to strangers, and I hold doors. My mother raised me right. But maybe one man's dick is another man's asshole... That didn't come out right, but I think you guys know what I mean.

Docking. Got it.

by **Rocinante** 8/27/2020, 1:18 pm

I don’t hold doors for anyone these days. A sketchy dude walked up to me in the store yesterday and asked if he could ask a favor of me. I said no. fuck everyone but my family right now.

by **Jake from State Farm** 8/27/2020, 1:24 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Meijer has the cart returns that have “small cart” and “big cart” rows and the people who put it back in the wrong row are worse than the people who don’t put it back at all.

I imagine the cart guy just loves having to pull all the carts apart to get to the small carts randomly stuck in there.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 8/27/2020, 1:46 pm

Cameron wrote:
Nordic wrote:

This. But I wouldn't call myself an asshole. I open doors (dudes or ladies), put my cart back, generally give people the right of way, etc. But I would consider myself a dick. I think there is a difference.

I'm polite to strangers, and I hold doors. My mother raised me right. But maybe one man's dick is another man's asshole... That didn't come out right, but I think you guys know what I mean.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 8/27/2020, 2:01 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I'm polite to strangers, and I hold doors. My mother raised me right. But maybe one man's dick is another man's asshole... That didn't come out right, but I think you guys know what I mean.

Matt Damon!

A little behind the scenes explanation regarding the Matt Damon deal in that movie. Apparently the puppet's face ended up looking really off once completed so they changed all his lines to be... mentally challenged.

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 2:55 pm

Cameron wrote:
Nordic wrote:

This. But I wouldn't call myself an asshole. I open doors (dudes or ladies), put my cart back, generally give people the right of way, etc. But I would consider myself a dick. I think there is a difference.

I'm polite to strangers, and I hold doors. My mother raised me right. But maybe one man's dick is another man's asshole... That didn't come out right, but I think you guys know what I mean.

IMO an asshole is someone who has no regard for others. They go about their day with zero shits given on how their actions will effect the person or guy next to them. Assholes are easy to spot on the road. I'm overly courteous to people, especially strangers. To the point where it will piss my wife calls me out for putting others before her, and she has a point.

A dick is someone that can be abrasive or may say shit out of turn. Maybe be a bit of a hot head. Might even swear too much. I definitely check those boxes. I'm also very direct and been told I can be a little intimidating. Hence, I'm a dick.

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 2:56 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Meijer has the cart returns that have “small cart” and “big cart” rows and the people who put it back in the wrong row are worse than the people who don’t put it back at all.

Well that if just fucking stupid. And the person that designed that system is a dumbass.

by AvgMSUJoe 8/27/2020, 2:57 pm

Heat Miser wrote:
You're an exception. Lots of assholes are walking around out there completely oblivious to the fact that they're assholes. Also, stupid people generally don't know they're stupid.

Both are called Republicans.

(I'm probably an asshole for going political)

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 2:59 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I'm polite to strangers, and I hold doors. My mother raised me right. But maybe one man's dick is another man's asshole... That didn't come out right, but I think you guys know what I mean.

pretty much sums it up

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 3:01 pm

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:
You're an exception. Lots of assholes are walking around out there completely oblivious to the fact that they're assholes. Also, stupid people generally don't know they're stupid.
Both are called Republicans.

(I'm probably an asshole for going political)

No, that's being a dick.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 8/27/2020, 3:16 pm

Nordic wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Meijer has the cart returns that have “small cart” and “big cart” rows and the people who put it back in the wrong row are worse than the people who don’t put it back at all.

Well that if just fucking stupid. And the person that designed that system is a dumbass.

I guess it’s better than having no small cart large cart label at all where it’s always just a mess of different sized carts. Labeling them gives some small chance of people following the sign

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 3:36 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Well that if just fucking stupid. And the person that designed that system is a dumbass.

I guess it’s better than having no small cart large cart label at all where it’s always just a mess of different sized carts. Labeling them gives some small chance of people following the sign

It is up to the cart return designer guy to come up with a system that will work given the known habits of the user. This is the equivalent of University presidents bitching that college students are going to bars and fucking up their back-to-school plans. Neither was apparently designed with the intended user in mind.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 8/27/2020, 4:51 pm

I always think about that for handicapped people - there's no where for them to drop off carts/scooters

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 6:10 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:I always think about that for handicapped people - there's no where for them to drop off carts/scooters

That's what the extra space is for. To put your cart.

by **Rocinante** 8/27/2020, 6:35 pm

Some in-depth shopping cart discussion up in here. This is the content I come to swill for!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 8/27/2020, 8:38 pm

Nordic wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I guess it’s better than having no small cart large cart label at all where it’s always just a mess of different sized carts. Labeling them gives some small chance of people following the sign

It is up to the cart return designer guy to come up with a system that will work given the known habits of the user. This is the equivalent of University presidents bitching that college students are going to bars and fucking up their back-to-school plans. Neither was apparently designed with the intended user in mind.

What do you want them to do? Make a slot that’s only big enough for the small carts and not the large carts?

On second thought I guess that’s doable

by **Nordic** 8/27/2020, 8:41 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Nordic wrote:

It is up to the cart return designer guy to come up with a system that will work given the known habits of the user. This is the equivalent of University presidents bitching that college students are going to bars and fucking up their back-to-school plans. Neither was apparently designed with the intended user in mind.

What do you want them to do? Make a slot that’s only big enough for the small carts and not the large carts?

On second thought I guess that’s doable

I'm not cart rack designer Travis.

That sounds like a good idea to me.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 8/27/2020, 8:46 pm

Aldi and their 25 cent deposit seems to work well

by **DWags** 8/27/2020, 9:13 pm

I go to Kroger. Always use a check out person. When I’m done I always stop at those do it yourself lottery machines. I put a dollar in and press 518 straight evening. When I go to my car and unpack, I always walk my cart back because I say to myself if I don’t god/karma/juju will not let me win. I never win, well I did once, but I’ve probably paid those winnings back. But anyway, I do that fairly consistently

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