I’m legitimately thinking about

Getting my masters in theology and becoming a pastor

Um.... I suppose you'd be as legit as any other "pastor".

Money, women and faux standing in the community... That's the sort of scam that's right up your alley.

My coffee filter ripped this morning. Had to filter the coffee twice.

Fly swatters are pretty cool

kingstonlake wrote:Fly swatters are pretty cool

Jeff Goldblum wants a word with you.

I can picture you at the next mega church.

tGreenWay wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Fly swatters are pretty cool

Jeff Goldblum wants a word with you.

The T-rex ate him.

kingstonlake wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Jeff Goldblum wants a word with you.

The T-rex ate him.

The fly puked on the T-Rex.

“ Marvel at his tricks
Need your Sunday fix
Blind devotion came
Rotting your brain
Chain, chain, join the endless chain
Taken by his glamour
Fame, fame, infection is the game
Stinking drunk with power
We see
Time for lust, time for lie
Time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green, heaven you will meet
Make a contribution and you'll get the better seat
Bow to Leper Messiah”