Need recommendations for car battery jump starter

Anyone used one before or currently own one?

Just use the device Mrs Greenway uses on you during sexy time.

Just get a new car battery.  If it is having difficulty starting in cold weather - just replace it.  Get the one with the most cold cranking amps available.

Energizer makes a really good battery.

Thanks, all. Your answers have been predictably worthless.

Greenie have you seen those new devices/chargers that replace jumper cables? Let me see if I can find it.

I think what I've been seeing commercials for is the Noco Genius.

Still have a charger I got from Grainger maybe 25 years ago.  Use it mostly for the mower.  Take your pick from what's available now

Grainger

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think what I've been seeing commercials for is the Noco Genius.

That’s the one recommended by amazon. I can get it by Monday and it’s got 4+ stars. Apparently, it’s a super safe lithium battery, and depending on the style, I can use it to charge just about anything except Kingston’s weenie, which, to Mrs. Kingston’s
chagrin, is deader than disco.

The Pantry wrote:Still have a charger I got from Grainger maybe 25 years ago.  Use it mostly for the mower.  Take your pick from what's available now

Grainger

Good info to look at. Thanks. I see they’ve discontinued the NOCO Genius. Makes me wonder why. Most of those sold by Grainger are chargers, which I’m still considering. I def want to put one of the portable instant starters in my wife’s car, though.

Edit:
My car battery is dead because it’s been sitting for a month in this cold weather. The batter is ~ 3 years old, though, so I’m not replacing it.

Just make sure you mix the colors. Black on red. Red on black. Trust me.

And for you chuckleheads who suggested I go the AAA route, I’m trying to limit human contact. DWags and Floyd obviously want me

kingstonlake wrote:Just make sure you mix the colors. Black on red. Red on black. Trust me.

Excellent tip. Very helpful. TY!

Pro tip Greenway. On the serious.






























You have no business buying anything with the name "Genius" in it.

kingstonlake wrote:Pro tip Greenway. On the serious.






























You have no business buying anything with the name "Genius" in it.

Truth.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Still have a charger I got from Grainger maybe 25 years ago.  Use it mostly for the mower.  Take your pick from what's available now

Grainger

Good info to look at. Thanks. I see they’ve discontinued the NOCO Genius. Makes me wonder why. Most of those sold by Grainger are chargers, which I’m still considering. I def want to put one of the portable instant starters in my wife’s car, though.

Edit:
My car battery is dead because it’s been sitting for a month in this cold weather. The batter is ~ 3 years old, though, so I’m not replacing it.

It might actually be dead

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Good info to look at. Thanks. I see they’ve discontinued the NOCO Genius. Makes me wonder why. Most of those sold by Grainger are chargers, which I’m still considering. I def want to put one of the portable instant starters in my wife’s car, though.

Edit:
My car battery is dead because it’s been sitting for a month in this cold weather. The batter is ~ 3 years old, though, so I’m not replacing it.

It might actually be dead

Could be. There’s a small amount of life in it, so I’ll try to revive it first. If it’s dead, I’ll just grab a replacement. I still want my wife to have an instant starter in her car, because she’s the one that’s still on the road some days during all this crap. Plus, it’s just good to have one.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:It might actually be dead

Could be. There’s a small amount of life in it, so I’ll try to revive it first. If it’s dead, I’ll just grab a replacement. I still want my wife to have an instant starter in her car, because she’s the one that’s still on the road some days during all this crap. Plus, it’s just good to have one.

I've got jumper cables at my house, she'll be fine.

kingstonlake wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Could be. There’s a small amount of life in it, so I’ll try to revive it first. If it’s dead, I’ll just grab a replacement. I still want my wife to have an instant starter in her car, because she’s the one that’s still on the road some days during all this crap. Plus, it’s just good to have one.

I've got jumper cables at my house, she'll be fine.

Yeah, but your jumper cable is more like a skinny, dangling rope.

tGreenWay wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

I've got jumper cables at my house, she'll be fine.

Yeah, but your jumper cable is more like a skinny, dangling rope.

Yeah, so!

Your car’s a piece of shit...

tGreenWay wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think what I've been seeing commercials for is the Noco Genius.

That’s the one recommended by amazon. I can get it by Monday and it’s got 4+ stars. Apparently, it’s a super safe lithium battery, and depending on the style, I can use it to charge just about anything except Kingston’s weenie, which, to Mrs. Kingston’s
chagrin, is deader than disco.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:
It might actually be dead

Could be. There’s a small amount of life in it, so I’ll try to revive it first. If it’s dead, I’ll just grab a replacement. I still want my wife to have an instant starter in her car, because she’s the one that’s still on the road some days during all this crap. Plus, it’s just good to have one.

I have had a portable charger, I have not found one that works well.  IMO it is basically something that may make you feel safe but more likely than not won't do the job when you need it.

It is not a replacement for a reliable battery.  I have learned this lesson.  Feel free to learn it for yourself though.   

FWIW, I have also owned a NOCO Genius, it received a one star review from me on amazon.  Fortunately I found it was a POS within 30 days.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Still have a charger I got from Grainger maybe 25 years ago.  Use it mostly for the mower.  Take your pick from what's available now

Grainger

Good info to look at. Thanks. I see they’ve discontinued the NOCO Genius. Makes me wonder why. Most of those sold by Grainger are chargers, which I’m still considering. I def want to put one of the portable instant starters in my wife’s car, though.

Edit:
My car battery is dead because it’s been sitting for a month in this cold weather. The batter is ~ 3 years old, though, so I’m not replacing it.

Get a trickle charger or battery maintainer if you're going to leave a battery sitting out in the cold for a long time. Either that or take it out of the car and keep it someplace warm.

Check Costco for a device that provides a jump start,

They have 3-4 online.  The run from $70-$100.

PS
Cold snaps let you know your battery warranted for 5 years is almost 7 years old

Greeny

I have both a trickle charger and a portable jumper

https://www.amazon.com/STANLEY-BC8S-Battery-Charger-Maintainer/dp/B00PZ0PMSA


https://www.menards.com/main/tools/automotive/chargers-jumper-cables/masterforce-trade-800-amp-lithium-ion-jump-starter/mf180/p-1565245576798-c-9100.htm?tid=-7793103302102792712&ipos=42


I used the trickle charger to keep a batter fully charged, especially when a vehicle isn't being driven much. Like when my son went on a 10 month vacation with the Army in Iraq.

The portable jumper I keep in the car, so I can jump my own car if needed and so I can jump someone else's car without having to jockey cars around and fuck around with long cables.

The trickle charger doesn't do you much good if you aren't at home with access to an electrical outlet, the portable jumper doesn't do you any good of you don't keep it charged and with you (it is also great as a way to charge phones/tablets/etc.)

Bob's Bike > Greenways junker

MSU addict wrote:I have had a portable charger, I have not found one that works well.  IMO it is basically something that may make you feel safe but more likely than not won't do the job when you need it.

It is not a replacement for a reliable battery.  I have learned this lesson.  Feel free to learn it for yourself though.   

FWIW, I have also owned a NOCO Genius, it received a one star review from me on amazon.  Fortunately I found it was a POS within 30 days.

This is how I feel about those things - my battery doesn't work so let me get out this cheaper version that definitely will save it...

I keep this in the boat. Small and compact.

NOCO Boost Plus GB40 1000

I've got this one. It works great on my Zeroturn mower. Haven't had to try it on a car battery yet. It's a Stanley Powertogo. It does seem to lose power while it's sitting there doing nothing so I charge it quite often.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0UuFeY_1Dc

Thanks for the info, guys. After considering all the tips and doing some reading online, I went with the antigravity microstart xp-10.
Bypassed the DeWalt b/c it’s like 20 lbs. I don’t want that bowling ball aiming for my wife’s head if she has to stop on a dime.
Almost pulled the trigger on the Stanley that can jump a car through the cigarette lighter. She’d love that option, not having to lift the hood to get a boost if she’s stuck on the highway somewhere. Pretty cool how the new tech is so much easier. It’s a brave new world.

p.s. made my decision after seeing the pros listed in a c/net article, which curated info from places like Consumer Reports. I also like how the antigravity offers an optional inflator for an extra $25. Didn’t get it this time, but will probably order soon. A couple of the jump starters came with an inflator, but those were the heavy lead-acid models that have to be stored in the trunk.

tGreenWay wrote:p.s. made my decision after seeing the pros listed in a c/net article, which curated info from places like Consumer Reports. I also like how the antigravity offers an optional inflator for an extra $25. Didn’t get it this time, but will probably order soon. A couple of the jump starters came with an inflator, but those were the heavy lead-acid models that have to be stored in the trunk.

So you just wasted our time by asking us.

Motown Spartan wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:p.s. made my decision after seeing the pros listed in a c/net article, which curated info from places like Consumer Reports. I also like how the antigravity offers an optional inflator for an extra $25. Didn’t get it this time, but will probably order soon. A couple of the jump starters came with an inflator, but those were the heavy lead-acid models that have to be stored in the trunk.

So you just wasted our time by asking us.

As if you had anything else to do.