Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest's christian hero was on CNN
and, of course, our 'ol friend Guest was tuned in
the mainstream media amplifies the lies
as Guest eats three pounds of french fries
riveted to the 'news' and all the lies therein

[Trapper Gus]

It's that time again.. where we get to bump the completely normal and rational thoughts of our favorite friend, Guest. Committed to christianity, the mainstream media and his racist, bigoted christian sexual predator hero.

I hope he's having a good March and is able to enjoy his time away from the message boards where is thoughts are safe and without challenge.

We miss ya, Guest. Thanks for reading and keep an eye out for Hunter Biden and your gas stove.

With no further adieu,  I give you the completely coherent thoughts of our friend, Guest. The ManiGuesto.

 Greetings my Swill friends.

lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,

Goose aka "Guest" ;-)

PS - how's that for book length?  

Again we are on a new page
Again in Mio Trump will enrage
The more that he tries
CNN baits his lies
Again Trump shows his brain's old age

[Robert J Sakimano]

yay - another page paying homage to our friend, Guest.. and his dedication to the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator, the mainstream media and the greater Mio metropolitan area.

hey Guest.. we know you're reading. Hope you're doing well and able to disconnect some and relax.

enjoy another page of really bad but completely heartfelt poetry.

[Trapper Gus]

Trump will not be visiting soon
In Mio church is over at noon
Prayers are done
Ready for fun
The diner is serving raccoon

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest knows a lot about macho manhood
he can drive trucks that left wing sissies never could
yet a beer can makes him sad
gay and brown people makes him mad
Guest's masculinity is a mythical falsehood

[Trapper Gus]

In Mio the men are real men
The women are beautiful hens
The kids are dead
From too much lead
Still all above average of ten

[Robert J Sakimano]

there once was a guy named Goose
who loved watching the network news
they told him what he wanted to hear
he would promote their narrative, far and near
to accept the will of the people, he did refuse

[Robert J Sakimano]

Mio wants to save the babies
Marjorie Three-Toed Green has rabies
Mio claims to be fans of human life
but only if those people are white
and preferably can afford a Mercedes

[Robert J Sakimano]

Goose was upset about the election
they brought a noose to their insurrection
they wanted to kill Mike Pence
which doesn't make a lot of sense
they missed the 'thou shall not kill' bible section

[Trapper Gus]

Goose is still crying about Trump loss
Goose is still thinking that Trump is boss
Election is over
Biden came up clover
Goose is still cheering for Trump vote toss

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest thinks that Feinstein should retire
she's unaware of what the job does require
how to do her job, they do tell
it's only a coincidence that she is female
the same standards for an incompetent male, never prior

[Trapper Gus]

Goose wants the nation to default
Goose thinks DeSantis should own Walt
Goose fantasy world
Goose rightwing twirled
Goose drinks it all in with some malt

[Trapper Gus]

On the Swill Goose did his great thing
While he waited for Trump to ring
Another ten dollars
To hear Trump hollers
Goose was so happy he would sing

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest spent yesterday at church
it's his absolute favorite place on Earth
a bunch of white, like-minded folks
lots of inappropriate jokes
they're not 'pro-life' they're 'government-mandated birth'.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I'm bad at writing a poem
as for Guest, I was lucky to know him
he loves his christian hero
his tolerance for commentary, zero
if Guest went to Mar-O-Lago, he'd blow him

[Robert J Sakimano]

Ethel serves food at the diner
the patriots of Mio love a whiner
they worship the orange christian
his social and moral positions
deep-fried butter could not be finer

[Robert J Sakimano]

it's Thursday at the Mio Diner
the lunch special could not be finer
they're serving bacon-fried cheetos
in honor of their christian hero
like them, he is also a big whiner

[Trapper Gus]

Goose is ready to see the big cuts
Goose is ready to see some big butts
Ethal is cooking
Fried chicken is looking
Goose is ready to dine with the sluts

[Robert J Sakimano]

on Sunday, the entire town of Mio was at church
poor people and minorities, they did besmirch
afterwards, in the fellowship hall
plenty of food, they had a ball
humble white people, salt of the Earth

[Robert J Sakimano]

Goose is ready to see the big cuts
Goose is ready to see some big butts
Ethal is cooking
Fried chicken is looking
Goose is ready to dine with the sluts

[Trapper Gus]

Goose is ready to see the big cuts
Goose is ready to see some big butts
Ethal is cooking
Fried chicken is looking
Goose is ready to dine with the sluts

This may be my one best yet to date
I may get better it's not too late
Fried food eating
Goose meat beating
Ethel on her knees trying to mate

[Trapper Gus]

Biden has got them all riding
Goose has got to be sliding
nothing to pawn
debt limit gone
Goose will be giving his tithing

[Robert J Sakimano]

Patriotic christians are an odd bunch
they get angry at the idea of free school lunch
for families going through tough times
as their christian hero was charged with 34 felony crimes
jesus would question their motives, just a hunch

[Trapper Gus]

For Goose all is quiet today
The MSM has been having its say
Trump is cooked
To be booked
For Goose the nightmare will stay

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest's christian hero will be indicted again
but he's concerned with beer can sin
christians are a really odd bunch
maybe it's just me, call it a hunch
but jesus bestowed on them very thin skin

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest's christian hero was indicted
even after all the violence christians incited
they love their christian hero
logic, reason and intellect = zero
to the white supremacist rally, they're all invited

[Trapper Gus]

Now that Trump has been charged with treason
Now Goose will be losing his reason
the lock her up chants
are now for his pants
Now Goose will be hiding all season

[Robert J Sakimano]

so what about 'ol Hunter Biden
Guest wonders what else he's hidin'
versus his christian hero
Guest's tolerance for criticism is zero
the guy charged with 71 felonies, excuses Guest is providin'

[Robert J Sakimano]

Ethel makes a good deep fried pie
the ingredients makes a cardiologist cry
it's a Mio Diner staple
only one person can fit at the table
the girth of the customers means an early goodbye

[Robert J Sakimano]

for Guest, church is in two days
he celebrates Sundays in many ways
they pray in the congregation
for a racist christian nation
while protecting children from the gays

[Trapper Gus]

For Goose the high court is not broken
For Goose changing laws is a token
Just saying
Elites paying
For Goose the court drug is a smoken'

[Trapper Gus]

Goose is supporting his dear hero
Though his hero may be like nero
Fiddling away
Far from the fray
Putin has flown to be quite clearo

[Robert J Sakimano]

due to the anti-America sentiment that is held
Guest is happy the coup in Moscow failed
republicans/libertarians get to celebrate Putin
against democracy, they are a-rootin'
their hatred for America is unparalleled

[Robert J Sakimano]

Ethel at the diner has skin of leather
her doctor wants her to live life better
deep-fried butter and unfiltered cigarettes
outside of church, it's as good as life gets
she and Guest chat about the weather

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest puts his faith in the lord
the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator is adored
in his town of Mio
a couple of hundred miles north of Ohio
the MAGA train, they are on board

[Trapper Gus]

Goose has become very sad
Goose feels court ruling is bad
Allowing the states
To say what it takes
Means the Trump judges are cads

[Trapper Gus]

Goose thinks things are looking up
Goose at Ethal's for some sup
Trump was sued
Then he losed
Goose came running like a pup

[Trapper Gus]

On the 4th Goose was sitting at home
Waiting for a Trump call on the phone
It never came
Biden to blame
Now Goose's at the diner with Corn Pone

[Robert J Sakimano]

Guest enjoyed the Fourth
while smoking cigarettes Up North
eating deep-fried butter
makes his doctor shudder
he's committed to church, henceforth

[Robert J Sakimano]

little girls in American flag dresses
young boys, jesus blesses
family dinner at the Mio Diner
fried Snicker bars, nothing is finer
celebrating christian successes

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