tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
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it's my hope that he's enjoying his cozy recliner, summer in the bustling metropolis of Mio, his mainstream media shows, the state of Michigan being taken over by strong, independent women in Whitmer, Nessel, Benson and both chambers of the legislature.
don't forget to send money to your racist, bigoted christian sexual predator hero and his legal fund. It's incumbent on America's future and your religion that he not be the victim of political and religious persecution.
Guest, we miss hope! Hope you're well and thanks for reading. We'll keep the poems that pay homage to you coming.
Greetings my Swill friends.
lol, this is close in a couple ways but wildly askew in others. I get up and check my email, answer any important ones. Cook breakfast which always includes eggs unless the grandkids are here - then they usually request pancakes or waffles. Coffee sets my AFib off so I drink one cup a week, I've missed my morning pot badly for 10 years now. Then I read my 3 newspaper sites (News, Freep, MLive), various message boards and couple of news aggregators. After that there's some daily variation depending on season and plans.
The not even close parts: I've logged into Twitter once since April - to say thanks to Lynn Henning. He and I shared many lively debates over the years as old farm kids, baseball and outdoors nuts and across a liberal/conservative divide. Somehow we never called each other names and remain friends.
The BS part is BS on your part. You and 90%+ of the Swill are raging liberals that consider yourselves purveyors of facts as you swallow the Covington, Smollett and other bullshit news whole as you blithely call any site you disagree with "propaganda" - how's the collusion propaganda going? Because you have a huge majority on the Swill you mistake that as being a reflection of America as a whole. You ignore the fact that Trump won, and is favored to win again by the people that are most accurate - the books. You are NOT reflective of America, most are more conservative than you and more liberal than me. I'm aware of that, most of you aren't.
If you think I'm blinded take a few, step back and think about the political leanings of those that have been driven from or simply chose to leave the board. There's a pattern in how people with opposing viewpoints are treated here.
Also I did NOT come post political content on the Swill - if I was posting political content it was in the Bin. That's the double standard that irked me most. The board doesn't need to be that way if people choose to respect boundaries. One of my other message boards started as a Tigers board but now has every sport covered and a massively active political section - the crossover is virtually zero. Why? Because people keep things separate and in the rare times it's needed the mods actually enforce it. And honestly that place is just as wildly liberal as the Swill - I guess most conservatives have better things to do than message boarding. At the Swill none of the mods could/would see it because it all agreed with their worldview. So I left, life goes on, yours and mine.
I'm not pissed at anyone, I'm just unwilling to be randomly abused because my political views are different than most of you. I've had those same views since before many of you were born, Trump has nothing to do with it and I don't spend 85% of my life obsessing over the orange man as many of you seem to. And by that I mean getting fucking offended by a headline because it comes from a source you don't approve of.
The Swill is eventually doomed anyway, the 2 people with the keys to the place are rarely there and essentially don't give a flying fuck except to say it's "their" board. Maybe there's some hope that tRCMB will implode someday and he can cash in, hell if I know.
Since Martin mentioned he liked the Mio thread, Ellie's 12 Tables is in this story - I've been flogging this diner for a while on the Swill. They won the voting for the best diner in northern Michigan. The question is how will they fare in the final standings. (Owned and operated by 2 members of our local LGBT community as are 2 other local eateries, amazing for those of you that think everywhere outside your little bubble is bigoted especially in a county that voted 70% Trump)
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/d5dc9fae5d512/see-all-of-our-michigans-best-diner-finalists.html
For my friend Bobby Sak: A new sport he needs to consider - combining his love of biking and snow.
https://www.mlive.com/expo/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/02/734f712b2a9446/winter-fat-tire-biking-is-taking-off-in-michigan-17-trails-to-try.html
For my friend Wakie: Happy Birthday and the CitiDouble Cash is a great card, it's my go to.
In closing I'm not going to lie and say I don't miss the place but in the end the shit there just wasn't worth it to me. I can get my Spartan fix at tRCMB and my Tigers fix at Motown Sports so I'm good. Have fun and enjoy yourself,
Goose aka "Guest" ;-)
PS - how's that for book length?
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who would get pains in his chest
if someone criticized his hero
his tolerance for such was zero
he decided that leaving was best
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He was seen leading a burst
RQA and Brendo
Both had to go
Now one is alone with Trump thirst
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Ethal is not at school till she's kissed
Goose is out of town
So Ethal does frown
Food for kids is number one on the list
https://www.bridgemi.com/children-families/rural-michigan-need-great-summer-food-programs-are-scarce
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be it husband, child, or dutiful wife
however, they don't think poor people should eat
leave little children hungry in the street
patriotic, christian hypocrisy, they are so very rife
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who didn't have anything to lose
he ordered the double meat lovers supreme
thought he was having a dream
he woke up in the ER very confused
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'pro-life' christians will celebrate the first gun attack
they love a good school shooting
it leads to more patriot recruiting
extra points if the victims are black
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Bob is up north with the black flies
Just north of bath
Bob endures wrath
Goose laughs and feeds bob more french fries
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Trapper Gus wrote:Summer in Mio and Goose cries
Bob is up north with the black flies
Just north of bath
Bob endures wrath
Goose laughs and feeds bob more french fries
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Summer in Mio and Goose cries
Bob is up north with the black flies
Just north of bath
Bob endures wrath
Goose laughs and feeds bob more french pies
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his christian hero has been charged with many a-felony
how could a fine christian be so corrupt
Guest's departure from tSwill was abrupt
"God Bless America" is his favorite melody
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Who had to learn how to hurtle
He went one way
Shell went astray
Goose was there to get them alertle
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but the criminal justice system is the real sin
they're being so unfair to Guest's religious and political idol
getting rid of the rule of law is so very vital
for the christians to destroy America from within
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who watched an awful lot of news
he decided a departure was best
changed his name to Guest
he was quickly angered by opposing views
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but in a bout of moral contortion
like a good christian
holds a pro-death penalty position
his hypocrisy is such a misfortune
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she always seats him at his preferred table
he chainsmokes his cigarettes
orders the deep-fried special, which he always gets
then spends the afternoon watching the news on cable
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the news about Hunter Biden
SC appointed
Trump is anointed
Same guy said Hunter is finen
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he just knows that there's something he's hidin'
Guest selectively supports the DOJ
as a good christian, he hates people who are gay
suddenly, with Merrick Garland, he is a-ridin'
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it's his absolute favorite place on Earth
little white kids frolicking around
'nary a worry to be found
he's not 'pro-life', he's forced birth
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Abortion is legal it's true
Florida is fine
Weather sublime
Mabel says he leaves they're thru
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it's turned into a matter of community pride
no fancy college grad will tell them what to do
they've all had heart attacks, some have had two
they listen to jesus to be their guide
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No need for Goose to go hospital
Up on the mount
There is no doubt
Little Orange hands are healing all possible
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she has hard smoker's cough, which is not at all scary
she serves up Cheet-O encrusted deep-fried steak
Guest consumes all he can take
then eats a pie made of cherry
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and is really happy the grand jurors were named
a proud supporter of the rule of law
he doesn't see hypocrisy, none at all
the American judicial system should be ashamed
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Trump on TeeVee is deranging
Temperatures dropping
Court dates are popping
Goose the deck chairs rearanging
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especially if you're of the white race
sweet little children laugh and play
in Oscoda County, nobody is gay
which is why Guest needed his safe space
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Biden's fault because Trump can't be topped
While thirteen died
Many more survived
The press blamed Joe for Don's slopped
https://jabberwocking.com/quote-of-the-day-either-the-press-is-losing-its-mind-or-i-am/
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Trapper Gus wrote:Goose knows in Afganistan we flopped
Biden's fault because Trump can't be topped
While thirteen died
Many more survived
The press blamed Joe for Don's slop
https://jabberwocking.com/quote-of-the-day-either-the-press-is-losing-its-mind-or-i-am/
Guest is committed to cable news
they soothe his ego when he has the blues
diligently working the remote control
while on Twitter, he does scroll
his feelings are easy to bruise
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Up to Posin it's likely he'll nip
Potato Queen
Doesn't mean
The protesting is going to rip
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one day, she's gonna run out of luck
she's been smokin' two packs a day
since she started at the diner at minimum pay
her pancakes are like a hockey puck
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Goose's devotion to it is high it
Minorities crime
All the time
At least in his head he does buy it
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who approached the internet with zest
his feelings got hurt quite easily
as such, he would curse quite frequently
rage posting was what he did best
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Whose followers took him in the rump
Goose didn't mind
He said it's kind
Of like AIDs without needed to pump
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his anger was easy for him to sustain
he would curse with unbridled rage
his emotions could not stay in a cage
his love of the media you could not contain
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different opinions, he was quick to refuse
he spends all morning at the Mio Diner
then quickly retreats to his cozy recliner
to faithfully watch the mainstream media news
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donning some new MAGA merch
a "grab 'em by the pussy" shirt
with little girls, his christian hero does flirt
as for COVID, Guest did his own research
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for what reason, he ain't confidin'
he's a proud christian and "America first"
a functional democracy would be the worst
with Putin and Russia, he is a-sidin'
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100k on a disclosure is missing
Walleye were nice
What a price
Goose ate all his with Mabel while kissing.
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Ethel at the diner asks "do you want a-nudder"?
to which he replies "yes"
the diner loves their friend, Guest
a serious malady is atrial flutter
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to him, it's a matter of human survival
he thinks christians are undergoing persecution
on January 6th, they beat people in the name of political retribution
they are experts in the field of denial
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