Tell me about the freemasons, I have been asked to join.

For those of you who have followed this topic on the old board, you will know that I have had a string of encounters with masons in the Alger Heights area of Grand Rapids MI. (Ken's fruit market and Real food cafe)

Subtle attempts have been made to coerce me to join, which has led to some fairly decent stories... As such I am recreating a tSwill version.

My most recent encounter entails the mysterious odds by which now I receive mailers. I have talked to my neighbors and they receive no such stationary,which makes posting this video to capture my sentiments entirely appropriate.

I've been in Alger Heights many a time without seeing the Masons. Me thinks the OP is subtly trying to recruit others on here to join his club.

I'm a 33rd degree Mason! AMA!

  I killed a bunch of them in the various Assassin's Creed games.

Join, then vote me in as Geronte.

I know a couple of people who lived in Alger Heights, I'm (reasonably) free, and I've driven through Mason.
How may I help you?

Really? Copying an old gHost thread?

http://michiganstate.247sports.com/Board/93/Contents/Tell-me-about-the-Freemasons-Ive-been-asked-to-join--9845160

They're way better than the endenturedmasons   

The Lonely Stoner wrote:I'm a 33rd degree Mason! AMA!

I'm a 34 degree Mason, so suck it.

Giant Moose wrote:Really? Copying an old gHost thread?

Yes, it began with a gHost thread. I used it a vessel for posting my personal encounters on the old board to avoid redundancy. The only difference would have been is that my encounters with the masons are real...

I've always wanted to know more about the Masons

Ben Seaver wrote:I've always wanted to know more about the Masons

Be careful what you wish for. I at first was intrigued and agreed to speak with one of em over a cup of coffee. After that, I had strange encounters, that are too frequent to be random.

I am certain they are trying to intimidate me into joining.

Historically, the Free Mason are known as leaders. They are adventurists, capitalists and conservative. They believe in hard work and innovation.  They are successful. They are not welcome here. Sorry, try going to a different message board. This board is primarily populated by us liberals. Take this to Wells Hall on the RCMB. We talk about ourselves and anal sex here.

Send a PM to {USENAME}, I'm pretty sure he is a Free Mason.

Biff Tannen wrote:

Be careful what you wish for. I at first was intrigued and agreed to speak with one of em over a cup of coffee. After that, I had strange encounters, that are too frequent to be random.

I am certain they are trying to intimidate me into joining.

Do tell, butthead.

goodbar wrote:

I'm a 34 degree Mason, so suck it.

I was fine until they threw in that bestiality stuff to continue rising.

tTito wrote:Historically, the Free Mason are known as leaders. They are adventurists, capitalists and conservative. They believe in hard work and innovation.  They are successful. They are not welcome here. Sorry, try going to a different message board. This board is primarily populated by us liberals. Take this to Wells Hall on the RCMB. We talk about ourselves and anal sex here.

Send a PM to {USENAME}, I'm pretty sure he is a Free Mason.

So much fail. I haven't seen such a poorly executed attempt at trolling since Guest crashed and burned on tRCMB.

tGreenWay wrote:

So much fail. I haven't seen such a poorly executed attempt at trolling since Guest crashed and burned on tRCMB.

I see what you did there. Guest is a real chach.

tTito wrote:Historically, the Free Mason are known as leaders. They are adventurists, capitalists and conservative. They believe in hard work and innovation.  They are successful. They are not welcome here. Sorry, try going to a different message board. This board is primarily populated by us liberals. Take this to Wells Hall on the RCMB. We talk about ourselves and anal sex here.

Send a PM to {USENAME}, I'm pretty sure he is a Free Mason.

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The Lonely Stoner wrote:

I was fine until they threw in that bestiality stuff to continue rising.

I specifically joined for that.

let me know when you join 'cause I could use a really cheap sidewalk on the east side of our house.. thanks.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:let me know when you join 'cause I could use a really cheap sidewalk on the east side of our house.. thanks.

Bwaaahahhahaha

I recently had an interview in Grand Rapids. Got a distinct Mason vibe from one of the interviewers. I suspect the group has only grown since your initial encounter, fupa