Any ever shave their butt hairs?

I'm sick of picking out the dingle berries and thinking of doing this tonight after I wrap presents and bf the lion's mnf game.

Anyone do this bf? Got any advice?

Seems like there would be way too much friction as a result. Would not do.

You could try jamming a Remington electric razor in your ass crack.  You'd need to use one of the rectangle ones.  Or, you could by a can of Nair and spray it in your ass crack and work it in there real good.  It might burn, but we don't care, it's your ass on fire, not any of ours.

I just slide around nekkid on sandpaper.

Butane lighter and a fart. Singe those sucker right off.

BTW I think I'll do this on top of the period towel to collect the strays. Period towel is multi faceted

Blanch32 wrote:I'm sick of picking out the dingle berries and thinking of doing this tonight after I wrap presents and bf the lion's mnf game.

Anyone do this bf? Got any advice?

You a caveman, bro?

Just have SD265 do it for you. And return the favor.

Blanch32 wrote:BTW I think I'll do this on top of the period towel to collect the strays. Period towel is multi faceted

Watch this before you do. This guy has it covered.

Ex was first generation US Italian. As wild as Italians are rumored to be, I ended up with a nun with a sorta hairy butt crack that wouldn't let me near that thing with a razor.

Shame. Could have been fun.

I just use a wet wipe after I clean up with toilet paper. Been dingleberry free ever since.

If you ever want a rim job do it

The_Dude wrote:If you ever want a rim job do it

Okay.

Ass Dan wrote:I just use a wet wipe after I clean up with toilet paper. Been dingleberry free ever since.

This. They sell all kinds of booty wipes these days. Plus, ya gots to buy better TP, brah.

The_Dude wrote:If you ever want a rim job do it

That never stopped the ex, then again I realize she was the exception, hence the reason we dated

tGreenWay wrote:

Ass Dan wrote:I just use a wet wipe after I clean up with toilet paper. Been dingleberry free ever since.

This. They sell all kinds of booty wipes these days. Plus, ya gots to buy better TP, brah.

My home tp is above notch, but can't do shit about the stuff at work and on the road.

Regardless, I'd call it a success. Started with a body hair trimmer but damn did my ass checks looked like the first time you ever shaved your face....cuts everywhere! Feel fine now but those ingrown hairs that dude in the video mentioned got me worried.

Hardest part was the top of the Crack hairs. I'll keep you guys posted if I run a fowl

gHost Spartan wrote:You have a couple options:

1) as posted above, use wet toilet wipes. You can even buy to-go packs that'll easily fit in your valise and front pocket for stealth transport to the toilet during work hours.

2) wax your ass crack. Oddly, I actually did that a few years ago before a trip to Europe when I also got my legs waxed. It's actually quite liberating and feels great, although the pain is a little intense, initially.

I don't find it odd that you tortured your ass crack at all.

Blanch32 wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

This. They sell all kinds of booty wipes these days. Plus, ya gots to buy better TP, brah.

My home tp is above notch, but can't do shit about the stuff at work and on the road.

Regardless, I'd call it a success. Started with a body hair trimmer but damn did my ass checks looked like the first time you ever shaved your face....cuts everywhere! Feel fine now but those ingrown hairs that dude in the video mentioned got me worried.

Hardest part was the top of the Crack hairs. I'll keep you guys posted if I run a fowl

As I said and gHost reiterated, those ass wipes work like a charm. I always use them. I travel a lot (not-so-humble brag) and I always take them with me. Doesn't matter how shitty (pun intended) your TP is, the booty wipes will take care of what the TP doesn't. Some brands even come individually wrapped so you can stick em in your pocket and take them to work.

The most important piece of information to come out of this thread is that ghost uses the word "valise".

Yeah, wax your ass, OP.

Hope you guys aren't using "flushable" wipes at home. They're not so flushable. Many reports/studies out there about that.

Go bidet or go home. When I travel I take flushable wipes because it's not my septic system.

Show us your butthole!

Blanch have one of your skanks get in there with a pair of tweezerman scissors and do some grooming for you.

steveschneider wrote:Blanch have one of your skanks get in there with a pair of tweezerman scissors and do some grooming for you.

I could ask the current slam piece, doubt she'll go for it, but she puts up with my obnoxiousness...

Update:slight burn going on. Feel it when I walk and the checks rub

Blanch32 wrote:

steveschneider wrote:Blanch have one of your skanks get in there with a pair of tweezerman scissors and do some grooming for you.

I could ask the current slam piece, doubt she'll go for it, but she puts up with my obnoxiousness...

Update:slight burn going on. Feel it when I walk and the checks rub

Goldbond.

Just a bunch of regular dudes talking about smooth ass cracks. Nothing wrong with that.

On a side note, I must be blessed with very little ass hair. I have never had an issue with dingleberries. #teamsmoothass

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Just a bunch of regular dudes talking about smooth ass cracks. Nothing wrong with that.

On a side note, I must be blessed with very little ass hair. I have never had an issue with dingleberries. #teamsmoothass

You probably make a squeaky sound when you fart.

Update: discomfort basically gone, but I apparently missed the same spot on both ass cheeks. While the valley has been cleared, the top of the hillside is spotty. #deepasscrackproblems

Blanch32 wrote:Update: discomfort basically gone, but I apparently missed the same spot on both ass cheeks. While the valley has been cleared, the top of the hillside is spotty. #deepasscrackproblems

Blanch, the key to writing midget jokes is keeping them short.

gHost Spartan wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hope you guys aren't using "flushable" wipes at home. They're not so flushable. Many reports/studies out there about that.

Go bidet or go home. When I travel I take flushable wipes because it's not my septic system.

Agree 100%. Ordinarily I'll dispose of the wipes in the garbage. I clean as much poop residue as I can with toilet paper then finish up with the wipes.

I thought you preferred to leave them in someone's rental car, or is that only when you clean your taint?

I like it when you guys remember stuff about other guys that I don't remember. It makes me laugh.

Rocinante wrote:I like it when you guys remember stuff about other guys that I don't remember. It makes me laugh.

To be fair, gHost was talking about the taint wiping controversy in person to me when we were hanging out after the Rose Bowl (as the incident had happened earlier in the day). It's not just a random internet post that I remember. Besides, they say that your sense of smell tied closest to memory, so......