I just bought a $200 air rifle to kill squirrles with and, evidently....

LooseGoose wrote:This nugget restores my faith in today's college students and tells me why our FB has been so successful:

All-American left tackle Jack Conklin explained how a ride home with right tackle Kodi Kieler and student coach Zach Higgins led to a meal sample of fresh squirrel.

"Me, (Higgins) and Kodi are driving through campus, and Zach sees a squirrel that got hit by a car on the side of the road, so he yanks his truck over, hops out and runs up to the squirrel and picks it up and brings it back to the car," Conklin said. "He's like, 'it's still warm,' and he throws it in the back and takes it home, cleans it, and eats it that night.

"I tried it; it was good."

And Kieler?

"Kodi did not," Conklin said, "he was very traumatized."

Kieler needs to toughen the fuck up before Alabama.

Michigan State notes: Tales of Jack Conklin's fresh squirrel, Jack Allen's cat