Re: My call out thread will be published tomorrow

[NigelUno]

Didn't take long for GM to pull out a Duke/UNC/Izzo reference.

This would make for great dinner conversation at the steakhouse. Can't imagine how awesome it would be...before the bill came anyway.

[Giant Moose]

This would make for great dinner conversation at the steakhouse. Can't imagine how awesome it would be...before the bill came anyway.

It would be awesome. Dinner would be like making the Final Four, but when the bill came it would be like losing to Duke by 20 to end our night.

[DWags]

If everyone stopped tipping duffy would have to pay his employees like they are actual human beings. No wonder he loves tipping. More money for him.

You really can't be this obtuse towards business.

[NigelUno]

This would make for great dinner conversation at the steakhouse. Can't imagine how awesome it would be...before the bill came anyway.

It would be awesome. Dinner would be like making the Final Four, but when the bill came it would be like losing to Duke by 20 to end our night.

Will you be here all week?

Remember to tip your waitress!!!

[duffy munn]

No. I said on a busy night they could make $200. I said they made
$15 an hour on average.

Your call out thread has come off it's hinges. Can you please just call out an MSU basketball player now.

Cause 60 a night is the same as 200...lol, you're so generous

6 x15 =90

[duffy munn]

I suggest you dipshits do some research on what the bottom line is on running a restaurant/bar is in a college town after expenses and liability.

Then again that would take an ounce of common sense.

Dude, there is really nothing to it.

1.) obtain license, permits and venue. Simple process, virtually free and they issue licenses to anyone

2.) under pay staff

3.) open the doors, get out of the way. make millions

I really don't get why everyone doesn't do it.

[Blanch32]

Cause 60 a night is the same as 200...lol, you're so generous

6 x15 =90

You just said they work 20 a week max. No wonder anyone can run a profitable bar in East Lansing if daddy makes the incestment

[duffy munn]

6 x15 =90

You just said they work 20 a week max. No wonder anyone can run a profitable bar in East Lansing if daddy makes the incestment

What part of a 6 hour shift at $15 per hour don't you understand.

And the state of Michigan does not issue licenses to junkies and dead beat dads. so you would be out.

[The_Dude]

I suggest you dipshits do some research on what the bottom line is on running a restaurant/bar is in a college town after expenses and liability.

Then again that would take an ounce of common sense.

Dude, there is really nothing to it.

1.) obtain license, permits and venue. Simple process, virtually free and they issue licenses to anyone

2.) under pay staff

3.) open the doors, get out of the way. make millions

I'm really don't get why everyone doesn't do it.

If it was easy, everyone would do it.

[duffy munn]

Dude, there is really nothing to it.

1.) obtain license, permits and venue. Simple process, virtually free and they issue licenses to anyone

2.) under pay staff

3.) open the doors, get out of the way. make millions

I'm really don't get why everyone doesn't do it.

If it was easy, everyone would do it.

Exactly. Kinda like making final fours.

[Giant Moose]

Dude, there is really nothing to it.

1.) obtain license, permits and venue. Simple process, virtually free and they issue licenses to anyone

2.) under pay staff

3.) open the doors, get out of the way. make millions

I'm really don't get why everyone doesn't do it.

If it was easy, everyone would do it.

Not everyone has their father take the financial risk for them.

[Giant Moose]

Hey duffy, is the new bar failure rate better or worse than Izzo's UNC/Duke failure rate?

[duffy munn]

If it was easy, everyone would do it.

Not everyone has their father take the financial risk for them.

Love how you and your ilk cling to this. It actually makes me chuckle every time I read it.

Post the same nonsense several hundred times and it becomes true to you.

[Giant Moose]

Not everyone has their father take the financial risk for them.

Love how you and your ilk cling to this. It actually makes me chuckle every time I read it.

Post the same nonsense several hundred times and it becomes true to you.

Does it make you laugh as hard as you did over SD's dead dad?

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Of the ten people that post here, how is it that like 8.5 of them have severe personality disorders?

[duffy munn]

Of the ten people that post here, how is it that like 8.5 of them have severe personality disorders?

Crazy, isn't it ?

[Giant Moose]

Of the ten people that post here, how is it that like 8.5 of them have severe personality disorders?

Who is the half person? duffy wants to hire them so he can pay them a dollar instead of 2.

[Blanch32]

You just said they work 20 a week max. No wonder anyone can run a profitable bar in East Lansing if daddy makes the incestment

What part of a 6 hour shift at $15 per hour don't you understand.

And the state of Michigan does not issue licenses to junkies and dead beat dads. so you would be out.

6 isn't divisible by 20, so you also Rob 2.15 from your employees once a week too. Sweet

[NigelUno]

Is Herbie still at the bottom of the well?

[DWags]

If nobody tipped, and restaurants and bars paid their workers 15-20 bucks an hour, do the idiots on here advocating that know what the cost of food and drinks would actually be in a restaurant? It would be greater than those of us who tip 20-25% now. For those who don't tip shit, their average restaurant bill would sky rocket and shock the shit out of them.

Cheap guys, the bizniz relies on those who tip well to keep it running. The good tippers carry the bad tippers who do the most complaining and sending shit back. It keeps the establishments prices at where they are. Plus, in many cases it actually gives the wait staff a damn high hourly wage.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Of the ten people that post here, how is it that like 8.5 of them have severe personality disorders?

Am I one of the 1.5?

[Giant Moose]

If nobody tipped, and restaurants and bars paid their workers 15-20 bucks an hour, do the idiots on here advocating that know what the cost of food and drinks would actually be in a restaurant? It would be greater than those of us who tip 20-25% now. For those who don't tip shit, their average restaurant bill would sky rocket and shock the shit out of them.

Cheap guys, the bizniz relies on those who tip well to keep it running. The good tippers carry the bad tippers who do the most complaining and sending shit back. It keeps the establishments prices at where they are. Plus, in many cases it actually gives the wait staff a damn high hourly wage.

Cool. I guess they don't have bars and restaurants in Europe.

[InTenSity]

So one time, and looking back, I didn't do that great of a job, I had a table of 3, and I think 2 of them were kids. It was in the afternoon when there weren't many people there, but I think they were being difficult with the orders. Anyway, at the end, I handed them the check and waited for them to call me over. Instead they got up adn walked away. I think the total was around $33 and change, they left $35 on the table. I caught up to them in the parking lot and handed the lady back the $1 and change, told her she left her change on the table.
Another table I had was 2 people, man and woman, who had already been at a table for an hour. They were sort of passed on to me, anyway, they didn't order much, maybe a bottle of wine and an appetizer, even disappeared for about 30 minutes (worked on a beach, so while not common, wasn't unheard of). They were at the table for about 4 hours, and stayed during the rush. I handed them a bill of around $40 and asked if they needed anything else. I came to pick it up, the guy thanks me for my patience, says they know they took up one of my tables for the night and that everything inside was all set. It was a $100 tip.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

When I was spending my sister's money in Europe, the prices were not insane and the service was less bullshit. I enjoyed it and said many times that American dining should be like it. But I'm a Bernie supporter

[DWags]

If nobody tipped, and restaurants and bars paid their workers 15-20 bucks an hour, do the idiots on here advocating that know what the cost of food and drinks would actually be in a restaurant? It would be greater than those of us who tip 20-25% now. For those who don't tip shit, their average restaurant bill would sky rocket and shock the shit out of them.

Cheap guys, the bizniz relies on those who tip well to keep it running. The good tippers carry the bad tippers who do the most complaining and sending shit back. It keeps the establishments prices at where they are. Plus, in many cases it actually gives the wait staff a damn high hourly wage.

Cool. I guess they don't have bars and restaurants in Europe.

That effects the American restaurant industry how?

[DWags]

When I was spending my sister's money in Europe, the prices were not insane and the service was less bullshit. I enjoyed it and said many times that American dining should be like it. But I'm a Bernie supporter

How were gas prices?

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

When I was spending my sister's money in Europe, the prices were not insane and the service was less bullshit. I enjoyed it and said many times that American dining should be like it. But I'm a Bernie supporter

How were gas prices?

I think they were high. Force everyone to public transit and save the planet.

[DWags]

How were gas prices?

I think they were high. Force everyone to public transit and save the planet.

That would do wonders for our car industry andeveryone would love that. Good call

[Giant Moose]

Cool. I guess they don't have bars and restaurants in Europe.

That effects the American restaurant industry how?

Hopefully for the better. That stuff is so unhealthy and this country has so many fatasses.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

I think they were high. Force everyone to public transit and save the planet.

That would do wonders for our car industry andeveryone would love that. Good call

Oh. Right. Money over the planet. Duh.

[DWags]

That would do wonders for our car industry andeveryone would love that. Good call

Oh. Right. Money over the planet. Duh.

Em, no. But you know that. You can't just deplete a whole industry however and think it's that easy.

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