A new world record for most candles extinguished by one man's farts

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Fuck I didn't even know you could get in a record book for that. I've been doing it in Catholic Churches since my mom would drag us there as kids. I bet I got a good dozen and a half once.

Do you think they give you a hat for something like that?

This sounds like a high-risk, high-reward hobby.

Woke up one night years ago with bad gas. Instead of just letting it all go at once decided to see how many audible farts I could create.

138

DWags wrote:Fuck I didn't even know you could get in a record book for that. I've been doing it in Catholic Churches since my mom would drag us there as kids. I bet I got a good dozen and a half once.

Do you think they give you a hat for something like that?

Nope, you get wash-n-wear trousers, a nice prize to replace all the pants you shart-stained in previous tries.

Floyd Robertson wrote:This sounds like a high-risk, high-reward hobby.

The payout is Big Fun.

The Pantry wrote:Woke up one night years ago with bad gas. Instead of just letting it all go at once decided to see how many audible farts I could create.

138

That's mighty impressive, but seems like it could've gotten a smudge tedious after the first several dozen.
I've never done anything close to 138. The best I've done was once, when I was walking my dog, I took eight steps--each with its own fart. Ordinarily, that might be a bad idea, but it was early in her walk and I was close enough to home that I could hurry up and change shorts.

tGreenWay wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Woke up one night years ago with bad gas.  Instead of just letting it all go at once decided to see how many audible farts I could create.  

138

That's mighty impressive, but seems like it could've gotten a smudge tedious after the first several dozen.
I've never done anything close to 138.  The best I've done was once, when I was walking my dog, I took eight steps--each with its own fart. Ordinarily, that might be a bad idea, but it was early in her walk and I was close enough to home that I could hurry up and change shorts.  

Made them all squeakers.  Even I was amazed.

Alas, my sphincter's alto days are long gone.  Can sometimes still hit tenor pitch but it's mostly all baritone and bass now.

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


That's mighty impressive, but seems like it could've gotten a smudge tedious after the first several dozen.
I've never done anything close to 138. The best I've done was once, when I was walking my dog, I took eight steps--each with its own fart. Ordinarily, that might be a bad idea, but it was early in her walk and I was close enough to home that I could hurry up and change shorts.

Made them all squeakers. Even I was amazed.

Alas, my sphincter's alto days are long gone. Came sometimes still hit tenor pitch but it's mostly all baritone and bass now.

That's stellar sphincter control. Shame it disappears as we age.